#i found this silly genderfluid thief pirate idiot and immediately fell in love and there’s nothing you can do about it

[antaripirate]

Emira: So I’ve put together this selection of potential wives and husbands for you. All from reputable families of course. They would obviously have diplomatic roles in the palace, which would mean you would still have plenty of time to protect Rhy…

Kell:

Emira, handing him the stack of papers: …a wedding within the year would be best, so could you let me know your decision by tomorrow morning? That should give you plenty of time to evaluate.

Kell:

*clattering of metal and swearing coming from outside, before Lila wanders in, dressed in men’s clothes, grinning at Kell, covered in blood and holding six knives*

Kell, pointing: I want that one.

Emira, looking traumatised, whispering: What is it?

Kell, with ultimate heart-eyes: It’s a Lila.

*lila grins and waves then flips off Emira*