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#i get sooooo mad w congestion (people) like WHY HAVE U STOPPED MOVING THIS IS A SIDEWALK FUCK OFF UR IN THE WAY
bibleofficial · 1 year
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at breakfast this morning i was talking to the guide abt speed running the vatican & she got a bowl of ‘blueberries’ but they were fucking OLIVES
#stream#ALAKLAKALAKALSKALKSLAKSLA#NINA HOW MUCH HAVE U HAD TO DRINK TODAY ….#she’s so funny#my cover story is that i’m meeting maisie bc she’s visiting rome & leaves later tonight but i’m getting tattooed but don’t want nobody#spillin shit to my parents bc they can find out abt the tattoo like next week ALSKALSKALKSLAKSLAKSLAK#also if i say i’m w a friend they’ll be less concerned & wouldn’t go w me but also like#they don’t need to go w me sorry i know how cities work i’m always fine 😭😭😭#i know they’d insist bc they’re ridiculous#like yesterday i needed to get the elevator to go back up the spanish steps & my family was calling after me like ‘where are u going !!’#LIKE I KNOW WHERE THE FUCK IM GOING MEET ME AT THE TOP OR NOT I DONT CARE IM IN PAIN WE’VE BEEN WALKING FOR HOURS AND MY KNEE IS GOING TO#EXPLODE IM NOT EXPLAINING THE FUCKING ELEVATOR#my leg still hurts today but it’s fine i’m just going to do the vatty / sistine pop through get the uber to the tattoo then figure it out#from there maybe get lunch or something after#but i’m definitely just going to meet everyone there at the subway instead of watching the group struggle to use a fucking subway 😭😭😭#like i don’t have TIME i will WAIT THERE#i get sooooo mad w congestion (people) like WHY HAVE U STOPPED MOVING THIS IS A SIDEWALK FUCK OFF UR IN THE WAY#like especially if we’re crossing a street like GODDAMN THERE AINT NO CAR U SHOULD BE WALKING BITCH MOVE#it’s just me screaming ‘SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT’ & ‘LETS GO’ & ‘MOVE’ & ‘SCUZZI’ ALSKALSKALKSALKSLAKSLAKSLA#like i just can’t 😭😭😭😭😭#this is Valid Tourist Hate#have y’all NEVER been to a BIG city ANYWHERE ?
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