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ceejay1163 · 5 years

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The Teal* Bronco (*Turquoise)

First off I want to tag the amazing @aquadolan whose hilariously accurate reaction videos make me laugh cry every time I see them and makes me feel like we are experiencing the video together and having a laugh like a couple of mates despite being in opposite sides of the world.

Now for my reactions to 'Tricking my brother into thinking his car was flipped'

The ring mmhmmm just yes

The clapping tho? Not about it

Ethan has a shorter attention span then me and that's impressive

I did not pick the boys to like roller skating although they ice skate so it makes sense

Little bitch haha

I like the jumper. It looks fuzzy and cozy

How long did this take to plan? Honestly it seems like it would be taken forever

Roasting the matchingness to the car

He seems to actually be jealous that Gray's favourite car isn't the one he bought. That's adorable. Fuck I'm not even 2 mins into the video

And now the car is broken

Wait did I fuck up? Am I recording?

The gum Ethan. Eww for fuck sake mate don't be a pig.

'I have really bad attentional problems' yeah.. your English might need some work too

When's the last time I ate? -literally something I say most days

Roast him for dropping out of school and not remembering common phrases and sayings

Why do all Ethans pranks involve Graysons cars?

Also not wanting to say what time you wake up. Same

Laughing at yourself

I'm cool, I'm cool actually no I'm not

Groggy or drunk?

Slap. Pain kink anyone?

That damn projector

Air quotes

Did anyone understand the car mumbo jumbo? Like at all? Did anyone care?

Good job keeping a straight face Ethan. He won't suspect a thing.

Fun-ny

Why do boys turn everything into challenges? My nephews do it all the time

Full actor mode

Too many words in Google mate. Google doesn't care why you need a Photoshop artist

More air quotes. Except out of sync.

It's just a prank bro.

Bitter he can't go skating. Poor bubba

Morning voice half an octave lower. Yes please

Groaning. Thank you

I always end up falling asleep at least twice after waking up the first time before getting up. V relatable

Him jumping into bed to pretend to be asleep reminds me of being a kid and bolting through the house in the middle of the night after getting up to get a drink or something, trying to avoid monsters or waking up the parents

Jumpers with shorts?

He's got slippers. Awww

Realising a flaw in his plan when the car doesn't work.

Too many cars in the driveway

CRINGEY PHOTOS. WOO.

Fucking drama queen

That stupid photoshopped photo

Real us. Not actor mode us haha

Mr Dolan 😏

Doesn't analyze it too much. Good idea

He has such bloke-ish child like writing

The calf tattoo 🥺

Socks and slides Grayson? That's almost as bad as socks and sandals. Fucking hell

Love a man in light grey sweats

Run Ethan go back to bed. You're so grounded (idk)

He pulled Ethans hip so hard. Jesus

What is that bike thingy in the background?

WHO DOESN'T LOCK THEIR FUCKING CAR??? YOU FUCKING IMBECILE

Now Gray let's put on our big boy thinking caps. It's not Ethans fault. Entirely. You also didn't lock the fucking car

Booty 👀

Not knowing if you have insurance. Mate you should look into that. (Also a very me thing to not know)

Gray is loosing it. Like actually looks like he's gonna do the frustrated crying thing

"That's not chill you need to fix that." Pretty sure sleeping is pretty chill. Also how does one fix being a heavy sleeper (other then by having kids)

"You need to be able to wake up in the morning and get shit done" no need to call me out like that

Let me call the *mumble mumble mumble*

It's fucking turquoise- whelp fuck have to change the title

Who steals a turquoise car at 9am? He's loosing it

Awe he doesn't want people to get hurt. Cutie

Seriously why hasn't he called the police yet? When I got home from my nanas funeral to find my house broken into the first thing I did was call the cops. And then cry cos it was like 10pm and I'd just driven like 12 hrs so I was hella tired

He's V loud. And then V quiet.

You motherfucker. Ok rude but understandable

That sigh of relief and the laughter

All of the adrenaline just left Gray immediately. Also hiding under a blankie? adorable

"Where did you put it?" Immediately forgets haha

Did you ruin it and turn it pink or something? You're getting a rep E and why does Gray assume it would be painted pink?

The sound effect over Gray pulling up his pants to hide his plumbers crack 😂

You need to rub it out. I mean ok sure

"I kinked up bro" just why 😂

Slap. SPINNING. It's a theme park ride

You stole my car- Dude where's my car movie anyone?

Car upside down you say? Forshadowing

Grayson gives up on life.

Nope never mind he's dramatically throwing himself onto the bed and screaming into the blankets like a teenage girl

Also booty

FROG

Don't dance Grayson

It's all in the puff bro

Mr Dillon, not Dolan, Dillion

Grayson has left the building look

Nose boop

The eye movement. Wait you what?

Beard pulling

Give me the phone. No you are having the phone. Ok fine.

Intense eye contact for real tho

That dumbass look on his face. Grayson is shooketh to hell

Do they even understand any of this car mumbo jumbo? Does it even make any sense?

I don't know shit about insurance. Seriously dude that's not smart

MY CAR

That's not chill bro that's not chill at all. Putting them on a ban for the words chill and bro. More to be added. They use those words more then I use the word mate and that's impressive

I'm taking the phone and subtly suggesting human error (negligence) and a potential law suit

Oh you have footage? Talk to my older brother

I don't know much about cars. Dude

More stupid looks from Gray

I don't wanna see it

More screaming

More yelling Grayson

We can move your car but it's gonna cost you more money

Not falling for that pic

Just put it on the next one. Gray it's not a fucking bus. There's no schedule to have the next one come out. Use your head darlin'

More yelling in the car and swearing

How did he organise the street thing? Like actually.

Also surely it's illegal to pretend to have roadworks and fuck up traffic

VROOM. You go lil blue car

BULGE 👀 this is when I stopped paying attention the first time I watched it.

What is the camera guy (kyle?) wearing? Who said that be one were allowed to be a thing again? I'm not impressed

Grayson is v frustrated

DON'T LITTER

Neither of you should be allowed to dance. Its not good

That's the wrong question to ask about the camera guy's clothes

Fist clap

Wait where's the car? Is it safe? Poor Gray his brain is malfunctioning

Camera goes to Grayson. Ooh look bulge. Pans away. Move back ooh bulge.

If they keep upping the ante someone's gonna get hurt

I don't know what's inside of me. Never a good thing to say

Still allergic to dogs 🥺

HOLY SHIT THAT HAPPENED

I haven't heard you scream that much for that long 👀

Grayson's pretty loud. I would like to test that. Please and thank you.

Deep breathing

SOOOO HARD. (I volunteer)

I am going to prank the actual s out of Ethan. Really taking the not swearing thing seriously huh

Sure whatever you say. He doesn't believe you'll get him back Gray. Kick his ass

Bruh

Eric deserves a medal for his phone acting. Well done faceless dude named Eric

I give up. I give up on everything. If that's not a fucking mood

Double bitched sounds like it should mean something else. Just saying

Boob caress

My guard's up. No your guard can't be up. Pretty sure that's not how it works Grayson

Just don't hurt me. Grayson is so not listening to him. He's still mad

No rules

It was fake There's no rules

Ethan being hurt Gray doesn't love his present

Still mad.

Rubs sweat all over comfy jumper. Childish

HE STILL LOOKS FUCKING LIVID.

Alrighty take three of finishing this thing. Tumblr crashed yesterday after I spent like 2 hours writing this and deleted half my comments. I couldn't finish it then cos it was almost 2am and I had work today so I redid it from like the 20 minute mark of the video. Then I saved it to my drafts And published it but it deleted the last like 5 minutes of comments so I had to redo them again. Here's hoping Tumblr sorts it's shit out cos it's late and I have work again tomorrow. 🐨

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sapphired17 · 4 years

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It feels surreal to me that we have passed the 2010s already. Time went ahead like an express train without a single stop. What’s more shocking, the first half of 2020 hasn’t even come to an end but the hassles have been getting out of hand. It was peaked with the news of corona virus (COVID-19) outbreak since the beginning of January 2020 and is still an ongoing issue up to the present time, albeit, thankfully, we have also seen a lot of recovered cases. One of the biggest aftermaths of the outbreak is in the tourism department, in which most governments would put a temporary travel ban as a means of preventive measures.

And have I told you about my yearn of traveling, haven’t I? I wrote a post about my first-time-backpacking-experience in Singapore last year, and my journey didn’t stop there. I’m making my itineraries for my upcoming trips to Japan and South Korea already just to showcase my utmost excitement upon discovering brand new things. Unfortunately, the trip schedules are still on hold as I’m waiting until the whole pandemic comes to an end. As an self-comforting attempt, I decided to write about my previous one-week vacation in Malaysia last December 2019 so that I could reminisce a bit about the lingering feelings.

Day 1: Mind-cleansing and peace-making attempts

By the time one enters the pit of adulthood, there are endless things to do, and I really mean my words. Working earnestly, either to fulfill your or your parents’ desire; adjusting with the workplace and making sure to get along well with everyone; getting the work done without skipping meals or sleeps; socializing with friends even if it requires you to be present in tame parties or gatherings; building new meaningful connections while maintaining the existing ones; finding a lover and deliberating whether you both will make a great match, then proceeding to marriage if it is, or starting over if you are doomed; and also making more money; not to forget about looking after your family and attending family occasions to meet with relatives who might shower you with ruthless curiosities; also taking part in side volunteering activities in case you are a social person; then definitely making sure that everything goes well in between. Whoa, being a social being is surely busy, isn’t it?

Just like how humans need sleep everyday in order to stay alive, breaks are also needed so that we may keep living. I didn’t think too much on my way to Malaysia, only overwhelming excitement within. And my crazy journey slowly began.

I booked a direct morning flight with AirAsia without extra-baggage to save cost, then went straight to my friend’s apartment from KLIA2. There is a Skybus service that departs every 30 minutes on weekdays (and 60 minutes on weekends) from KLIA2 to various routes available daily, and I left for One Utama stop for MYR 15. It’s one of the biggest and most popular shopping centres in Klang Valley. My friend stays in a condominium nearby along with her co-worker, leaving a one-room space for me to sleep for the next three nights. Later that evening, another Malaysian friend took me to Tanjung Bungah Nyonya in Petaling Jaya’s SS2 area, known as an authentic restaurant to grab essential Nyonya dishes.

As for the public transport, Malaysians mostly use Touch n Go card to commute with train or bus services. You need to buy the card for MYR 15 with a purse value of MYR 9.80. This reusable card can easily be topped-up in convenience stores.

We had sweet fried chicken, fried tofu and sayur Paku, a vegetable dish known in English as wild fern shoots. I didn’t think I had ever had one in Indonesia but that one was pretty pleasant to my tongue. They all reminded me to my mom’s home-cooked meals.

We stopped by at Restoran Kayu Nasi Kandar SS2 nearby for this delicate roti canai and roasted chicken with dip-in curry sauce, not to mention this sweet roti tissue. Thanks to her, I went home with happy tummy and smiley face.

Day 2: Fun trip, group trip

Haven’t I told you about the superb Couchsurfing app, have I? So basically I managed to gather more people for a one-day trip. Long story short, there were five of us going to popular tourist attractions like Batu Caves and Genting Highlands.

The history of Batu Caves is affiliated with Hinduism, and this is one of the most popular Hindu shrines outside India, which was built in honor of Lord Murugan. If you are familiar with a huge statue at the entrance of Batu Caves, yes, that is the statue of Lord Murugan. Batu Caves itself is always swarmed with visiting tourists.

It cost me my bloody sweaty t-shirts and tanned complexion to reach the huge cave on top of the stairs.

The next destination was Genting Highlands. With the entrance fee of MYR 16, you can roam around the French village, Japanese village and also many other awaiting attractions. We stopped by Colmar Tropicale, a gorgeous Medieval French Village in Berjaya Hills. The cold wind was mild but humid and I indeed felt like leaving for a far far place.

One of the most fascinating experiences was visiting Amber Court, a 23-story apartment building known more as a haunted hotel in Genting. Legend said, a lot of gamblers committed suicide there after losing everything in the casino. If you look up on Google, you might find several interesting testimonies from people who once visited Amber Court. We, too, entered one empty room once and felt something creepy inside. It definitely isn’t a place you’d be comfortable roaming around.

To wrap up the visit, I visited Sky Avenue Shopping Mall and entered the Sky Casino, known as the largest casino in Genting Highlands. In order to make an entrance, you need to register the membership to receive a membership card. As part of the regulations, you are allowed to enter the gate unless you are underage, a Muslim or wear slippers. Photo-taking is also forbidden inside the casino, but it is definitely a huge-scaled casino. You can top-up the balance of the card in order to play the game. Machines are everywhere and people are busy gaining money under the supervision of CCTV cameras and security guards.

Later that night, my local friend took us to Restoran Tiong Hokkien Mee (non-halal) located around Damansara Utama to try the oriental Hokkien Mee there. The texture of the noodle is thick and coated with greasy seasoning, also added with seafood and samcan chops. Definitely a great meal to end day for only MYR 45 (a big portion for 3-4 moderate servings).

Day 3: Lone wanderer in Malacca

The days ahead were pure solo traveling for me. I took off at 7 in the morning to catch the bus to Malacca, a historic state located in the southern part of Malay Peninsula. There is a plenty of bus services that depart from TBS (Terminal Bersepadu Selatan) every 30 minutes with particular operating hours. I bought a TBS – Melaka Sentral bus ticket for MYR 11.4 (including TBS Passenger Insurance Protection for MYR 0.40). The trip approximately lasts for two hours, but the seats were comfortable to sleep on so it didn’t matter. December is still on the rainy season so I was told to bring an umbrella with me in case of any drizzles, which did happen upon my arrival there.

One of the most popular tourism spots in Malacca is Jonker Street, known also as the centre of Chinatown. Although it is mostly packed in the evening for the fabulous Night Market, some shops are also open during the day to welcome local or foreign visitors. Snacks, full meals, handicrafts and souvenirs are available along the long wide alley.

This is the widely-known chicken rice ball that I tried at Famosa Chicken Rice Ball outlet. the savory rice ball cost MYR 1.20 each and tasted like the Japanese onigiri. Added with a steam otak-otak for MYR 13, they made a mouth-watering palatable lunch menu to my mouth.

In Malacca, you may discover gorgeous ancient landmarks and fortresses that spark British, Dutch and Portuguese vibes. It is a relatively small city but I only had half a day to roam around. Thus, I managed to witness several ancient churches and other buildings upon walking down the road from Jonker Street. Some buildings of walkable distance are Christ Church Melaka, St. Paul’s Church and A’Famosa Fort. No entrance fee required.

I ended my solo trip in Malacca at around 5 and went back to KL using the same means of transportation and the same bus fare as well. Upon my arrival, my local friend took me to Big Big Wantan in Damansara Uptown, Petaling Jaya for a bowl of warm wantan mee for MYR 6.5. I would say that it was one of the best wantan mee I have ever tasted with great thin mee’s texture and yummy pork dumplings, 10/10 lah.

*Not exactly a photogenic angle, if not an atrocious one, but yeah.

Day 4: A fresh start in Penang

I wanted to experience another side of Malaysia after spending some days in KL, and my choice fell on Penang, or known also as Pulau Pinang. It is a state located in the northwest coast of Malaysia Peninsula. Many people, including myself, probably have heard of Penang because of the prominent advanced hospitals. You can ride a bus, take a train or fly with a plane from KL to Penang. I flew with AirAsia airline for around MYR 80 and stayed with a host from AirBnB. It was a cozy room in an apartment located in Bayan Lepas, about 5-minute distance (by car) from Penang Airport. The rent cost about MYR 13 (including the service fee) per day. I think AirBnB does a great job in accommodating single or group travelers with clean cozy budget rooms in strategic locations of the town.

The capital city of Penang state is a city named George Town, or officially the City of Penang Island. It has it all; good signature cuisines, entertainments, night markets, malls and cultural heritages. Bayan Lepas, however, is a free industrial zone that contributes to the financial improvement of Penang as the financial centre of the northern part of Malaysia. It roughly takes around an hour or more to reach George Town from Bayan Lepas by bus. I had to go past more than 30 bus stops in order to get there, but staying close to the airport surely has its own perks.

The astounding breath-taking view from the window of my AirBnB room during the day.

And the rest of day was all about food-tasting experience.

This is the authentic hokkien mee from the Three Road 888 Hokkien Mee at Presgrave Street, George Town, and dawet cendol from the stall in front of the store. It comes with yellow noodles, bean sprouts, half a boiled egg and pork. The soup is thick and robust and everything else perfectly fits into places. 8.5/10 for me. And the dawet cendol makes an awesome fresh dessert.

There is this popular place to eat Nasi Kandar, a northern Malaysian dish that comes with well-spiced curry broth. Nasi Kandar is originally brought by Tamil Muslim traders from India that settled in Malaysia. Restoran Deen Nasi Kandar is quite well-known in George Town and the queue is crazy. I waited for around 20 minutes before being able to finally sit down and have a proper dinner. It is somewhat similar to Nasi Padang, one of Indonesia’s signature food from Minangkabau, North Sumatera. Regardless, if I have to compare the taste between Nasi Kandar and Nasi Padang, I’d say that Nasi Padang is more on the spicy side and Nasi Kandar is richer in spices. Both are delicious in their own ways. Prices are affordable depending on your choice of add-ons.

Lastly, my final culinary experience ended with a koay chap from a regular street stall in George Town’s night market. Made of hard-boiled egg, mushrooms, pork belly, pig intestines, pig skin, this is not a kind of food I would like to eat on a daily basis, but still acceptable as a culinary choice. It probably cost around MYR 10.

Day 5: A lost day in George Town

The next day was another solo adventure to George Town. Penang isn’t as advanced as Kuala Lumpur in terms of public transport, but they surely provide a lot of buses to hep people commute from here to there. However, the biggest downside of public transports in Penang is that they accept cash but do not give change. I only had the RapidKL card with me, surely non-usable to tap in the buses in Penang. There is this Mutiara card which local people use as a top-up card, just like the RapidKL card. However, I believe that it’s only applicable for locals because you need to register with your identification card. Thus, I spent lots of coins and banknotes more than I should have done because they offer no change.

Another point to note if you are about to travel around Penang by bus is to pay serious attention to the bus stops mentioned by the loud speaker or written on the screen because there slight differences might occur with the guideline written in Google Maps. One time I received quite a backlash from a bus driver for being accused as a free-loader. I initially planned to visit Snake Temple so I checked the location via Maps and even memorized the stops. Unfortunately, I missed the stop because the names of the bus stops were unfamiliar (I was sure I did check the route of the correct bus number, though). I wanted to get off soon but the driver saw my bus ticket and he thought I purposefully checked in for Snake Temple for a cheaper fare. It was indeed a baffling situation for me and I ended up putting in more coins and got off in George Town. Nonetheless, that experience left a bitter taste in my mouth.

George Town is a beautiful town surrounded by classic yet historical buildings and polished by modern infrastructures. The weather was relatively hot but also quite windy, so walking down the long street is not exactly devastating. The sky and floating clouds offered a marvelous view along the horizon. And my first quest was all about food.

I found Yeap Noodles Cafe by accident while walking down Lebuh Chulia street. This is Yeap Noodles in Herbal Soup with pork slice, crab sticks, fish ball and beancurd skin for MYR 11.9. Not aesthetically pleasing, I would say, and it tasted quite bland in my opinion. Maybe I should’ve ordered different menu like the ones with thicker broth or the fried noodles. 7/10 since I was starving at that time, but I believe that the price was quite overrated.

And of course I didn’t want to miss the view of Batu Ferringhi Beach while in Penang. It took around an hour to reach the beach from George Town by bus (I took the bus from Komtar Terminal, where nearly all local Penang buses make a regular stop). Sky was disgustingly bright and clear at that moment, definitely a great place to clear your mind and rest for a bit. They offer banana boat and parasailing activities too!

If I had to mention a recommended noodle place in Penang, this is it. Hong Kee Wan Thun Mee (also known as Hong Kee Bamboo Noodle) in Lebuh Campbell, George Town. They seriously serve one of the most authentic Chinese mee in town. Thick and chewy in texture, added with yummy dumplings on the plate. I’d give 9.5/10 on this one, really. Spent MYR 8.3 and it’s really worth-it.

In the end, my lost day was impressive enough albeit I did spend hours roaming from here to there even with the guide of helpless Google Maps, or helpless me. I walked from here to there, even went as far as visiting Batu Ferringhi Beach by myself and made an entrance only to sit on the sand for hours with blank thoughts. I was exhausted and my legs almost gave in but somehow I managed to catch the bus and rest my body for an hour before I reached the apartment by 10 PM local time. It marked my last day in Penang and I felt that time flew too fast but I was fortuitous to have seen good things, eaten good food and met good people. I believe that I have found the true joy of traveling, which is all about good experience. And although getting lost was not exactly a pleasant experience, it has told me that as alone as I might have been, I still have myself and this self will never leave me in whatever mess I have gotten myself into. And that being said, I should take a really really good care of myself, and so do you.

Day 6: A Medan day

I didn’t have a particular reason for visiting Medan other than a short escape in an unfamiliar place. Medan is merely an hour away from Penang by air transportation, so why not? Coming back to place where people speak the same language as I do after quite a long time was finally breathing a fresh air after suffocation. There weren’t many things to do other than eating good food and sight-seeing good things. I booked a room for a night with a cool budget price from AirBnB.

I found Rumah Makan Tabona upon surfing on the internet to look up iconic food and places in Medan. It was established in 1983 with curry bihun as their signature dish. I ordered curry mee and it’s heavenly-tempting and rich in taste. The curry broth surprisingly matched well with the mee and I was really in awe. 9.5/10 and I believe everyone should have a try!

In the evening, I was recommended to try Kwetiau Ateng by a friend, to which I welcomed with an open hand. I mean, who doesn’t like kwetiau and the chewy texture that digests well in your stomach?

The complete set of kwetiau dish includes fishball, lapcheong, chasio, shrimp and egg. It’s inarguably 10/10.

Indeed one of the best kwetiau I have ever had in my life. A legit 10/10!!

Day 7: A night at KLIA2

In order to fly back to my hometown, I took multiple flights as following; from Medan back to KLIA2, then KLIA2 straight to my hometown. It had been planned beforehand as I had calculated lots of different options and this one was the cheapest, if not counting the extra-baggage cost that I paid later.

I woke up quite early in the morning and prepared myself for a brief adventure before an evening flight to KLIA2. The weather was great and the sky was as clear as crystals, so there wasn’t any reason to be dispirited.

As a choice of breakfast, I tried Soto Kesawan Medan, another prominent culinary option for tourists and locals. Usually soto is served as clear chicken soup, but soto kesawan comes with thicker broth (but different from curry broth) and is served with shrimp as the main menu (but chicken is also available so you can choose anything that goes better in your mouth). Personally, I don’t find soto kesawan mouth-watering enough to be willing to come over for the second attempt. 7.5/10 is enough. Not my cup of tea, I guess.

Before my flight back, I visited a historical place named Tjong A Fie Mansion, a classic residence located in a neighborhood called Kesawan, West Medan. It is registered as a historical landmark as well as one of Medan’s cultural heritage. Entrance fee is IDR 35k including tour guide-service to go sightseeing around the two-storey mansion. Tjong A Fie is a successful Chinese entrepreneur who literally built an empire in Medan that employed over 10,000 workers at that time. He became a prominent figure of Chinese leader respected by the people.

When the time was close to a farewell, I got back to the airport and waited for my upcoming flight. It was only like a short two-hour flight that I was already back in KLIA2 at around 5 PM local time. The upcoming flight to my final destination was early in the next morning, which marked my first attempt staying out in the airport. It was bothersome, anyway, to leave the airport and commute again so early, so I’d rather hold out until the final straw. It was a brand new experience beyond shadow of a doubt. I kept walking here and there without direction like a lost puppy.

The stores inside KLIA2 generally close at midnight and reopen at dawn, but there are a few food shops that open 24/7. When I was extremely used up after a long walk, I sat down on the floor near a charging outlet so that I may recharge my smartphone. There were also people beside me who did the same so it didn’t feel weird at all. I waited for a long time trying to stay awake amidst the fatigue and cold room temperature. Finally, I visited a food shop at 3 AM named Ah Cheng Laksa to digest something warm to my stomach. The one i ordered was Asam Laksa without any meat, and it turned out to be one of the worst food I had ever had all my life.

The distateful laksa that burned down my MYR 21 huft

Didn’t know exactly how an Asam Laksa is supposed to taste, but this one definitely made me lose my appetite. Thin soup with highly sour taste, bland laksa and fresh-looking veggies. Not gonna give any score because of how bad it was, sorry.

It’s an unfortunate thing that I haven’t been able to experience the real Malaysian laksa (that fits well to my appetite) during my visit to Malaysia.

Some traveling tips which might be useful for beginners (like myself lol)

Budget airlines are not exactly budget-saving if you plan on buying souvenirs, this is the most important thing I realized after I spent extra cost on over-baggage fee on the spot, which was almost twice the regular fee. AirAsia, for example, offers super affordable airfares compared to fellow airlines. However, they don’t come with baggage facility unless you add baggage to cart during the purchase. Not necessarily making the airfare pricier, but baggage cost does make a difference, so pay attention more carefully on it.

Bring yourself an umbrella when you travel around the end of the year. It rained occasionally in December when I visited Malacca, and securing an umbrella in the bag is surely much better than spending extra cost on buying one, isn’t it? Frankly speaking, I was lucky that my host was thoughtful enough to remind me to take her umbrella when I went out.

Always prepare extra small-denomination banknotes if you plan on taking public transports. Just like what I experienced in Penang, it would become an utter hassle if you run out of money just because you spend large bill only to be notified that the bus service doesn’t provide change money.

Anyway, let’s pray that the pandemic shall end soon so that traveling and face-to-face interaction no longer become impossible and let’s not take any relationship for granted. Stay safe people!

Total budget spent: around MYR 1,400k to 1,500k

Go Backpacking: 6D5N in Malaysia It feels surreal to me that we have passed the 2010s already. Time went ahead like an express train without a single stop.

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airoasis · 5 years

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ha Ted whats up dick Barney good day chica how are matters on rugged Island oh now not so unhealthy you all set for tomorrow the competitors what can we bought planned I mustn’t say that’ll be supplying you with an knowledge mother Teresa no I do believe it maybe another danger of successful this year oh good do you particularly dick comprehend who’s Eddie appear Dugan i am asking you yet another time don’t go as Elvis huh seem i have been looking ahead to this it for ages i know all of the strikes and everything and don’t forget who’s judging this year best Henry Sellars no he’s coming right here Wow I did this dooble father performed is bringing him over I’ve on no account met a celebrity before you met the Pope did i don’t don’t forget when we run improper that was the boat felon dwelling within the generation of gallery the Vatican doing oh the identical i would not say is that superstar like within the authentic feel of the phrase you know the Pope is God’s representative on earth to loot you think of you taller what like a large you already know Henry retailers come in right here which pay attention to the Elvis obstacle look we toss first whoever wins can go as Elvis ok all right proper heads or tails heads or tails Google hi there no tears heads yes heads Google you ought to commission can you prefer between the two sorry about that head it simply bought a bit excited there i’m go once more heads or tails heads are you sure certainly price tails heads tails heads Dugan heads dude mcountdown tails heads tails heads Google Google are you all proper Pam howdy i’m I in finding head i’m just no longer the fine at making selections appear Aram I tell you what we do you toss the coin i will take heads heads it is go forward toss it there put out of your mind it forget it sure hiya Henry’s on fed back to you Monica for a five-point question the capital of England is it new york London of Munich i’m going to provide you with a clue you live there Oh James you realize I leaned on the button he’s high-quality isn’t he dead Henry I need to be right here any second are you excited Ted Henry retailers seem at him they may be asking the questions sew in time saves how many sorry London any idea why you left the BBC Ted I seem Ted why don’t you be Elvis when you consider that you notion of it first I believe it can be only reasonable i go with mother Teresa i am sorry do it i am being very selfish i’m sorry you you goes never-ending no Ted it’s no longer fair on you you you had your coronary heart set on it no significantly you go Xander’s fairly high-quality thanks Ted unless you would pick to move as mother Teresa I no now not fairly anyway there’s only one mom Teresa and that is you Ted thanks Doodle boy good at least i will have the glory of taking care of mr.Marketers it is major that we be tremendously Nystrom that’ll toughen our probabilities of successful are a hundred% we will need to fill him up with foods and drinks until it is popping out of his ears and you can be first-class to mr. Marketers will not your father father you all right ah no now not rest room duck once more what that does to you perhaps seeing the pink elephants once more how many fingers am i conserving as much as you if you’re now not too dangerous in most cases getting a Mewtwo by way of now that’ll be him that Henry oh god he’s here hi there there Henry Sellars father Ted truly it is a great honor to have you ever here mister oh and it can be beautiful to be right here too whats up father um sorry this is father Dugan McGuire Duggal say something to the place mr. Sellars in how historical are you he requested you mr. Sellars how historic he that’s fairly all right i’m 37 father this is father Jack Hackett hiya father through father simply gone for his walk huh no is there anything we are able to get you mr.Agents and make contact with me Henry well them in the event you had something to eat might be maybe a sandwich mrs. Doyle some sandwiches hiya is there whatever wrong along with your head do just right what no it is just his hair looks a little bit doodle I did not say anything it is simply Henry’s hair looks somewhat mad is his father carried out with you oh sure she’s just bringing out their hee ha ha ha dad ha ha dartie excellent to peer it sit down there you have to be on craggy Island again ah god i haven’t noticeable you in a while I take into account the final time I was here we had that funny incident don’t forget ha ha I consider I believe you may have forgotten all about us first a kind of thing you realize well what what what is this what is that this the last time father finished was with us yeah father Jack misplaced his slippers first percentage like he had us watching every father was if it’s like the kind of factor you understand we discovered them after a while this was her pitch like oh Lord how lengthy is the card you’re four hours with the thing I believe it must be so what’s it like being a television famous person haha well it have got to it ought to be I need to say Henry we’re simply so delighted to have you ever right here is there some thing else we can get you no no i am satisfactory some extra solar no oh no no no no i’m first-rate most likely pleasant thanks the whole lot ok with your hair stop speakme about Henry’s hair i’m sorry Haley it’s just your hair is so natural-watching do we can stop talking about it it fairly is a beautiful head of hair anyway what I used to be pronouncing used to be some thing you wish to have at all just ask first we are able to get it for you there is no hindrance there and i imply something anything that you wish to have anything that you wish to have there shall be at all possible for us to get you just requested for and that i mean anything there’s no concern there Todd something well genuinely i have been having slightly of crisis getting the English papers i’m wondering would receive the English papers whatever you need something else just out besides definitely the English papers good you wouldn’t have the quantity of a father dick burn in any respect you would be making mistake for those who went to consult with them oh good why is that father they are lepers they’re nepers the three of them are lepers rugged Island is a leper colony leper colony you’re no longer serious well no it can be no longer leprosy anything incorrect there you ever believe how strange it was she clergymen dwelling on my own on an island like that oh no there’s something no longer relatively proper there you would be at an advantage staying with us Ted would you tell me the place the older if you recognize the older the historic hair is up the steps and it’s fee below left haha it can be a wig time for just a little nightcap on you are walking out of sandwiches I bring in some extra yeah I will not have a sherry thing do not be silly now of course you no no no rather I shouldn’t how rough it should support you see no no it’s not a just right notion you go ahead just a bit drop just a teeny tiny bit at present little bit of sherry section any person as the de ireland doesn’t win the Eurovision song Contest go on no no no really oh yeah go one go on do not stroll on one go on go on go on go on go on go on go on no significantly oh go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on what a shout of bastards Oh Lord Ted why did you provide him a drink I didn’t comprehend this had happened I desire it that is why they sacked him from that program he is a terrible alcoholic he is been on the wagon now for a year oh my god Ted how was once I supposed to know sack me I made the BBC I made it probably you may have a leisure you’ll be able to feel better an hour far from me fresh the keys Suns long past forgot the bed there is certainly not ending on anyway i’m gonna kick myself you wanna battle huh bloody monks oh oh bloody sanctimonious scumbags surely made my lifestyles a misery with so mother honey however are you definite you wouldn’t like to move to mattress remembers itself a little longer ha ha uninterested with you old bastard i am getting out of right here don’t you try and discontinue me it is real what they are saying although isn’t it you should certainly not meet your heroes you’ll only be disillusioned think if we weren’t have got to get her back he’d be like Bigfoot besides he’d be a BBC television presenter you see him they are very the trees obtained him terribly sorry however all of the sergeant aren’t any main issue father i’ve been through it before rock stars actors television personalities they go off to drink within the medicines they usually come over to locations like this the solitude can get to them what occurred to this fella he was first-rate at some point and then he took a sip of sherry relapse that is when there are most hazardous correct you’re ready i would like you to bang these together as a way to this that should scare a move to the woods so I take a transparent shot on them tranquil lasered out father it would just put him to sleep for somewhat nonetheless it appears slightly severe it can be the first-rate we’ve got you understand excellent god this jogs my memory of Vietnam no no I imply you realize the film’s hiya wait let’s go it can be Jack I’ve obtained a clear shot of him father do you want me to get him no newcomers go he make us all manner again oh my god my head oh there you are Henry a first-rate cup of tea what Oh oh my god the place am I what occurred final night time I do not forget having a sip of sherry nothing to fear about i am hoping I did not do whatever to embarrass your father Judith you are first-rate Henry I anticipate that to be father dick bone I variety of believe sorry for him though marooned on that island with these Eagles and there’s without doubt nothing in common most likely nothing in common hi there hiya dick Ted we have been just speakme about you fairly yeah we were just announcing how best you had been particularly no hilarious dick I was simply calling to make certain you are gonna flip up tonight why wouldn’t I turn up tonight well you recognize probably a bit of embarrassing to a come final again we’re all becoming lastic it is you who’ll be coming last correctly I told her might have a bit of guess on to these watch our money where your mouth is Ted what are we talking about here a pound two pounds five kilos five kilos what’s the topic dick you scared course i’m no longer scared 5 pounds it’s see you tonight well i’d better go get myself cleaned up for tonight you know brush my tooth unusual FF a strange style of uncooked meat in my mouth that on a way that’s not right you might be Henry 5 pounds I ought to be insane we haven’t a hope in hell why can’t all of us goes over seeing that we all seem the identical Google anyway Jack will probably be in any moment looking for his afternoon drink there he goes bang on time Teddy looks very rough we are going to have to get him sobered up if he is gonna do this contest no Dougal wait go away him i have an thought you realize he looks a bitch like he is not going to intellect me telling you this now ah no no no anyway Henry marks for father Carl excellent i’m going to supply him seven out of ten that implies that the men from rugged Island are nonetheless in the lead with nine out of ten so tremendous hand for Diana Ross and two of The Supremes Oh begin celebrate from yet consider we now have nonetheless got one more X in the past oh yes so ladies and gents please welcome pop tradition the keep on with father McWhorter and father Hackett Elvis Presley used to be a easy truck driver from america but at some point within the 1950s he invented rock and roll I remove in Elvis became famous then they compelled him into the navy then he came out and ten years later he got here again with a comeback special Elvis was back from then unto the top of his existence he performed in Las Vegas and grew to be as soon as again the king of rock and roll thank you i am fasting Lord God Almighty three Elvises for to you with a final max nice intent used to be outstanding thanks very a lot celebration 5 pounds Ted hard seem dick will we no longer windy recognize him by means of this 12 months the trophy goes to craggy Island I think if each danger of successful subsequent 12 months you’re really lifeless no man sir let’s go house i know you said him speedily 20 of whiskey at home fun that is ceramic dachshund particularly eejit is not he useless here we are actually oh well considering I failed to make a idiot of myself the final time I would as good have a pitcher of affordable sweet no don’t fear father definite if I cannot rejoice tonight so when am i able to the bastards what is going on on how dare they do that to me well there he goes once more rip their head under no circumstances mind we are able to look for him within the morning anyway well performed once more Dougal what’d you believe of the trophy that’s excellent it is all in view that the you Ted put it there

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June 17, 2018: Let’s Talk About Japanese Toilets

こんにちは、

Japan is a country that really needs no introduction - everyone had been exposed to its culture, its language, and its food at some point; and with Tokyo being a hub for expatriates and tourists, there should not be a huge culture shock to a Westerner visiting Tokyo.

Part of that claim is true, Japanese entertainment accurately showcases the country's daily practices and people generally have a basic knowledge of Japan's differences anyway. Most of the culture shock I experienced were not really culture shock, per say. I knew about these differences, but seeing them in reality and having to perform them really require skills in adaptability.

What was hilarious when landing in Japan was my brain was still thinking I was in China, so whenever I interacted with someone, I accidentally greeted and thanked them in Chinese. It took a few interactions for my head to realize that we were not in China anymore and I can forget words like shui (水) and start remembering words like mizu (水) when asking for water in a restaurant. Sumimasen! Mizu-o kudasai (すみません！水をください!)

I did not miss the hot water China always served me at all. I'm never taking ice for granted ever again.

Before arriving to Tokyo, I really needed to review my kana, two of the Japanese writing systems that include hiragana and katakana. Both hiragana and katakana are the same 104 syllabic sounds, yet they are two completely different systems with different uses. Hiragana is the authentic Japanese writing system that's the basis of all Japanese words, grammar, and pronunciation. Those characters are the ones used when a Japanese writes konnichiwa (こんいちは) or sayonara (さようなら) - they're the Japanese that everybody is exposed with.

Then you have the good 'ole katakana, which is only used when the Japanese write foreign words. As a tourist, this is the writing system you'll see most often in subway stations and airports since the Japanese use words like elevator (エレベーター/erubeta), escalator (エスカレーター/esukareta), and toilet (トイレ/toire).

So, I basically had less than enough time to review 208 total characters from both hiragana and katakana. How exciting!

It was a good idea to visit Japan after spending a few weeks in China because it exposed me to kanji (Chinese characters in Japanese) on a daily basis.

Side note: Japanese uses four different writing systems: hiragana (native Japanese characters), katakana (used only for foreign words), kanji (the Chinese characters used in almost every single word), and romaji (the 26 Roman alphabet letters to write words like Tokyo and konnichiwa). It's important to be familiar at least with hiragana when visiting Japan, because even though you can't read the Chinese characters, there is usually furigana, the Japanese reading aid consisting of hiragana written above or under the characters to show how it's pronounced.

Nobody impresses me more than the Japanese, if you ask me.

The picture shows the three Japanese systems, without romaji. Notice the Chinese characters (kanji) and hiragana? The katakana is written above "Nose breath" which is written to spell "nose breather" (noju buriju).

I read an article a while back about how the Japanese subway system had to release an apology because one of the subways left 30 seconds earlier than usual during rush hour, which caused many people to miss the train. Someone from Los Angeles would be lucky if the Silver Line even showed up at all during Monday rush hour.

Naturally, everybody talked to me about Tokyo's extensive subway system before heading off:

"Transportation is never going to be a problem", "Everything is so accessible", "You will never be late".

And it surprised me how accurate these were.

Google Maps claimed that our train from Narita International Airport to the subway stop by our hotel will take 77 minutes. If you know how Google Maps work in Los Angeles, 77 minutes can roughly be translated to either 43 minutes or 128 minutes depending on who was operating the subway that day.

Not in Japan. 77 minutes mean 77 minutes - to the very minute. If the subway arrived earlier, which was rare during my experience, it waits to leave at the exact minute on the timetable so it reaches its next destination promptly.

This was a culture shock I thoroughly enjoyed adapting to.

Before leaving for the trip, I was recently made aware of Tokyo's culture on sending their kids to school via the subway system. The city values independence more than anything, since independence is equated with maturity. Children as young as five and six years old were navigating through Tokyo's extensive subway system on their own, which is looked down upon in Los Angeles.

Car culture is huge in Los Angeles - everybody pretty much drives a car, even going to a store that can be reached by a five-minute stroll. There is a hidden stigma, I should say, to those who use the subway system in Los Angeles. It is not an overt judgment, but it is there. Nobody likes to take the subway system in Los Angeles because they're equated to dirty and dangerous. So, imagine how an Angeleno would react finding out that Japan sends their children to school through the subways - the questions and concerns would be never-ending.

The Feed released a video about it if you're interested as to why Japan does this: Japan's Independent Kids

I also wanted a section devoted to comparing and contrasting the toilet culture between China and Japan, because, wow, the change was dramatic.

We just came from a country which was plagued with squatting toilets and urinals that were basically just holes on the ground - even in mega-cities like Beijing. I avoided using every restroom that did not offer a western-style toilet until I find one (or I hold it in until I come back to the comfort of my western toilet in my hotel).

Then there's Japan, where the toilet opens up, prepares the seat protector sheet, warms up the seat, and then greets you. The toilets also have the option to play music for you or offer some background noises for privacy.

Unlike China's squatting toilet and lack of tissue paper everywhere, Japan's toilet culture offered many ways to rinse you off after finishing: sideways, front side, backside, in oscillating motion, and pressurized. You did not need any tissue paper when the toilet offers you a bidet.

I can't believe I'm uploading pictures of toilets, but here are the options you see in most toilets in Japan - and if you're lucky, you might come across an English one!

Most of my knowledge in modern-day Tokyo comes from Vox videos. So, here's one I also recently learned through them - the vending machine culture: Why Japan Has So Many Vending Machines

They're more ubiquitous than the fast food restaurants in America. Tobacco, drinks, ice cream, snacks, frozen healthy goods, condoms, you name it and Japan will have a vending machine dedicated for it. They were my lifesavers, especially when we do a full-day treks in the city and the water bottles in 7/11 were too expensive or the closest Family Mart was a block away. The vending machines were always within reach - and the good news was, they have ¥100-only vending machines. Which means that every single item only cost me $1 USD - insane!

I lived off vending machines during my stay in Tokyo, if you haven't concluded yet.

And the biggest culture shock of them all - one that I planned for us to experience and live through - Japan's signature capsule hotels.

Capsule hotels are regular hotels, but instead of a room with a bed and a bathroom, they have capsules and communal bathrooms. Some are even unmanned, like many regular and love hotels in the country. Unmanned basically means that there are no human receptionists providing service for you - everything is done via a computer. The future is now. The future is Japan.

Each guest is assigned to a capsule and a locker. The lockers are found outside the capsule rooms where the guests can leave their luggage in. The size of the locker depends on the capsule hotel you stay in. Our capsule hotel in Tokyo fit all three of my huge luggage, while our capsule hotel in Osaka had a designated area around the reception where you can lock your bigger luggage, in addition to having a locker.

The lockers and the capsules are separated to prevent waking up those who are sleeping when someone decides to change to go out somewhere in the middle of the night or rummage through their luggage at 3 AM for reasons unknown.

The capsules are more or less holes on a wall with a very roomy bed that could fit two people. Each capsule hotel is different, but all will have bed lights, lamp lights, outlets, and obviously a bed. Our Osaka capsule had a TV included, while my friend's capsule hotel in Shinjuku included a mirror and his own mini air-conditioner.

All capsules require their guest to check out everyday around 10-11 AM for cleaning. The guests won't have access to their rooms between check-out and check-in (usually 3 PM) because of this. But, don't fret! You don't have to take your luggage out from your lockers everyday - you just can't be in the rooms when they tear the entire capsule rooms apart - it's very sanitary.

Upon every check-in, you're given an amenities bag equipped with your capsule pajamas, slippers, bath and face towels, and toothbrush. All other amenities, such as hair, face, and body products are found in the communal showers. They offer them for free and include things like body milk, face milk, skin mist, hair tonic, acne cleanser, face and feet masks, gels, shaving materials etc.

The capsules are also segregated by sex, with separate elevators for each. The communal showers and toilets are also separated, usually in a different floor. So, in our Tokyo capsule hotel, men capsules would be in the third and fourth floors, while women capsules would be in the fifth and sixth floors. Our showers are both in the seventh floor, but the elevator only has access to the showers for our specific sex. So, the elevator from the third and fourth floors of the men capsules will only have access to the men showers in the seventh floor.

You won't see both sexes mingle with each other besides the lounge, where they can sit around, socialize, and eat.

It is the epitome of modern Japan.

Capsule hotels don't cost much for a solo traveler but just a heads up, it could get very expensive if you travel as a family, since everybody pays for each capsule. I feel like it should be a required experience when you visit Japan the first time, if you're willing to stay at least a day or two.

I know this blog falls under my Tokyo series, but it is also relevant in other bigger cities, such as Osaka, Nara, and Kyoto - so don't limit these culture shocks in the mega-city alone.

I am currently on the train from Kyoto to Tokyo on our way to depart for Incheon, since our summer study abroad program starts this week! I will try to finish all my Japanese blogs before orientation on Tuesday (I'm writing this on a Sunday).

Regarding my third Tokyo blog, I am still debating how to go about it. Should it be a personal or an informational account? I'm just fearful of how fast it would become questionable or controversial for a blog that is going to be read by prospective summer abroad students from my school.

I feel like it is necessary though - after all, I am writing these blogs for me to read and reminisce in the future, and my experiences with the gay red light districts in Tokyo and Osaka played a vital role on making my trip as memorable as it was. No need to worry though, I am definitely certain to spare the specifics. Until then!

さようなら、 Chris 「クリス」

P.S. I have the Korean placement exam on Wednesday, so I have three days to review my written and oral Korean skills since I don't want to be placed in a Korean class I've already taken just because I do not remember any basic vocabulary or grammar points. Wish me luck!

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Marketers won’t your father father you all right ah no now not rest room duck once more you already know what that does to you perhaps seeing the purple elephants again what number of fingers am i preserving as much as you if you’re no longer too dangerous by and large getting a Mewtwo with the aid of now that’ll be him that Henry oh god he is here good day there Henry Sellars father Ted real it’s a fine honor to have you ever right here mister oh and it’s lovely to be here too hiya father um sorry that is father Dugan McGuire Duggal say some thing to where mr. Sellars in how ancient are you he asked you mr. Sellars how old he that is quite all correct i’m 37 father this is father Jack Hackett hello father by father just gone for his stroll huh no is there whatever we can get you mr.Sellers and get in touch with me Henry good them if you had some thing to consume perhaps might be a sandwich mrs. Doyle some sandwiches hi there is there whatever fallacious along with your head do just right what no it’s simply his hair looks just a little doodle I did not say something it’s just Henry’s hair appears a bit of mad is his father accomplished with you oh sure she’s just bringing out their hee ha ha ha dad ha ha dartie just right to see it sit down down there it is advisable be on craggy Island once more ah god i haven’t visible you in a while I bear in mind the final time I used to be here we had that humorous incident keep in mind ha ha I believe I think you’ve forgotten all about us first a type of factor you know well what what what is that this what is this the final time father carried out was with us yeah father Jack misplaced his slippers first percent like he had us watching every father used to be if it is just like the form of factor you realize we determined them after a even as this was her pitch like oh Lord how long is the cardboard you are 4 hours with the thing I believe it need to be so what’s it like being a tv superstar haha good it have to it ought to be I must say Henry we’re simply so delighted to have you right here is there something else we are able to get you no no i’m great some extra solar no oh no no no no i’m quality obviously excellent thanks the whole thing k together with your hair discontinue talking about Henry’s hair i am sorry Haley it can be just your hair is so normal-watching do we are able to discontinue speakme about it it fairly is a wonderful head of hair anyway what I used to be announcing was whatever you want in any respect simply ask first we are able to get it for you there isn’t any challenge there and that i mean some thing something that you want whatever that you want there will probably be at all feasible for us to get you just requested for and i mean some thing there isn’t any quandary there Todd whatever good honestly i’ve been having a little bit of difficulty getting the English papers i’m wondering would accept the English papers whatever you wish to have anything else just out except absolutely the English papers good you shouldn’t have the number of a father dick burn at all you would be making mistake if you went to visit them oh good why is that father they’re lepers they are nepers the three of them are lepers rugged Island is a leper colony leper colony you are now not serious good no it is no longer leprosy whatever improper there you ever suppose how unusual it was she clergymen living on my own on an island like that oh no there is some thing now not fairly right there you would be at an advantage staying with us Ted might you inform me the place the older if you realize the older the historic hair is up the steps and it is fee under left haha it is a wig time for slightly nightcap on you’re strolling out of sandwiches I carry in some more yeah I won’t have a sherry thing don’t be silly now of course you no no no particularly I mustn’t how hard it can support you see no no it’s now not a good notion you go forward just a bit drop only a teeny tiny bit at present little bit of sherry phase someone because the de ireland doesn’t win the Eurovision tune Contest go on no no no fairly oh yeah go one go on don’t walk on one go on go on go on go on go on go on go on no seriously oh go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on what a shout of bastards Oh Lord Ted why did you provide him a drink I didn’t comprehend this had occurred I wish it that is why they sacked him from that software he’s a terrible alcoholic he is been on the wagon now for a year oh my god Ted how was I supposed to grasp sack me I made the BBC I made it perhaps you may have a rest you can feel better an hour away from me contemporary the keys Suns long past forgot the mattress there’s certainly not ending on anyway i’m gonna kick myself you wanna fight huh bloody priests oh oh bloody sanctimonious scumbags definitely made my life a misery with so mother honey however are you definite you would not like to go to bed remembers itself a little bit longer ha ha bored stiff with you historical bastard i am getting out of here don’t you attempt to stop me it is proper what they say although isn’t it you should certainly not meet your heroes you’ll be able to handiest be upset assume if we weren’t have to get her back he’d be like Bigfoot besides he’d be a BBC tv presenter you see him they’re very the trees received him terribly sorry however the entire sergeant are no problem father i’ve been via it earlier than rock stars actors television personalities they go off to drink within the medications and they come over to places like this the solitude can get to them what happened to this fella he used to be first-class in the future and then he took a sip of sherry relapse that’s when there are most harmful correct you are ready i would like you to bang these together to be able to this that should scare a move to the woods so I take a clear shot on them tranquil lasered out father it’ll just put him to sleep for a bit nonetheless it seems a bit of severe it can be the satisfactory now we have best god this strikes a chord in my memory of Vietnam no no I mean you understand the film’s hiya wait let’s go it’s Jack I’ve acquired a clear shot of him father do you need me to get him no inexperienced persons go he make us all manner again oh my god my head oh there you’re Henry a excellent cup of tea what Oh oh my god the place am I what occurred final night I don’t forget having a sip of sherry nothing to worry about i hope I didn’t do some thing to embarrass your father Judith you are great Henry I count on that to be father dick bone you already know I type of suppose sorry for him although marooned on that island with these Eagles and there may be obviously nothing in fashioned without doubt nothing in fashioned whats up good day dick Ted we have been simply talking about you really yeah we were just saying how satisfactory you were really no hilarious dick I used to be just calling to make sure you are gonna turn up tonight why wouldn’t I flip up tonight good you understand possibly a bit of embarrassing to a come last again we’re all becoming lastic it can be you who’ll be coming final actually I advised her would have slightly guess on to those watch our cash where your mouth is Ted what are we talking about right here a pound two pounds 5 kilos five pounds what is the topic dick you scared course i am no longer scared five pounds it is see you tonight well i would higher go get myself cleaned up for tonight you realize brush my teeth strange FF a strange style of uncooked meat in my mouth that on a method that’s not right you are Henry five kilos I ought to be insane we’ve not a hope in hell why can not all of us goes over due to the fact that we all appear the identical Google anyway Jack will be in any moment looking for his afternoon drink there he goes bang on time Teddy appears very difficult we’ll must get him sobered up if he’s gonna do that contest no Dougal wait go away him i’ve an concept you know he looks a bitch like he won’t intellect me telling you this now ah no no no anyway Henry marks for father Carl very good i’m going to supply him seven out of ten that means that the lads from rugged Island are nonetheless in the lead with 9 out of ten so huge hand for Diana Ross and two of The Supremes Oh begin rejoice from but don’t forget we now have still got yet another X in the past oh sure so women and gentlemen please welcome pop tradition the stick with father McWhorter and father Hackett Elvis Presley was once a easy truck driver from the united states but someday in the Nineteen Fifties he invented rock and roll I cast off in Elvis grew to become noted then they pressured him into the navy then he came out and ten years later he came again with a comeback particular Elvis was again from then unto the top of his lifestyles he performed in Las Vegas and grew to be as soon as once more the king of rock and roll thank you i’m fasting Lord God Almighty three Elvises for to you with a final max first-rate intent used to be great thanks very much party 5 kilos Ted rough look dick do we no longer windy understand him by means of this yr the trophy goes to craggy Island I feel if each threat of successful subsequent 12 months you’re rather dead no man sir let’s go house i do know you said him speedily 20 of whiskey at house fun that’s ceramic dachshund awfully eejit isn’t he lifeless right here we are actually oh good on account that I failed to make a idiot of myself the last time I would as good have a glass of low-priced candy no do not fear father definite if I can not celebrate tonight so when can i the bastards what is going on on how dare they do that to me good there he goes again rip their head certainly not intellect we can appear for him within the morning anyway well finished again Dougal what’d you consider of the trophy that is first-class it’s all for the reason that the you Ted put it there

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