with your story, Mixtape, i loved it. so much lmao it was so angsty and sweet and i like how you do miscommunication. i normally hate when characters dont "just talk to each other", but you make it unannoying and understandable, even with your shorter works. i love it lmao
me being me though, i do want to add what Mixtape made me think of. and thats, arrogantly enough, me. bc. y/n. of course. buT STILL, hold my hand, listen to me-- i got this thing right, called an Auditory Processing Disorder. its part of the D/HoH. (actually, i have a lot of processing disorders, probably, but Mixtape made me think of that one) its where your ears are fine, but your brain has problems processing language. so a lot of the time, if you arent reading lips (their back is to you, theyre in the other room, or theyre a recording on a mixtape), or if theres competing sounds (like the melody can make lyrics hard to hear), if there's an accent, or if youre just having a bad processing moment-- people sound like theyre speaking Simlish. they sound like the Peanuts parents. theyre suddenly speaking a foreign language you dont know, and maybe you can catch onto the meaning via context clues and pass by the "i heard your voice but didnt hear a word you just said" moment. other times you have to ask people to repeat themselves (and sometimes you process belatedly and realize what they said in the middle of their repetition, meaning the repetition was useless, its annoying). it's like,you can hear a car door slam down the street just fine, you can hear the faucet dripping in the other room-- but trying to hear your bud that's driving while youre in the backseat?? with their face away from you, the sounds of the car itself moving and the sounds of traffic, god forbid if any music is playing or multiple people in the car are talking at once-- you cant hear a thing anyone is saying. its all gibberish
i have a point to this, promise. the end result is cute, i just have to explain a lot about this disorder first because idk if you know it already or not, and yeah
growing up, i couldnt figure out what the fuck people were saying while they were singing because of this disorder. the melody was competiting with the singer, i could hear the singer's voice but none of the lyrics. so what i always had to do was search youtube for the lyric videos or try to find the lyrics online. because if i couldnt do either (and i very often couldnt growing up. i generally can now, but every once in a while, i still google it and come up with zilch), and i had no lyrics to reference, then that meant looping the song until i could "get" what they were saying. and very, VERY often?? id get like. two or three lines of every other verse, and the rest was a garbled mess of English-ish words and im just sitting there going "i guess i'll never know"
now. call me crazy. i was born in 1997, idk what tech was available in the 80s. but i know youtube was NOT, and im pretty fucking positive googling song lyrics was also not something one could do. youd have to find the album's song books somewhere or hope the lyrics were printed on the vinyl case (idk if cassette tapes also sometimes had that, idk). a mixtape?? you definitely dont get the lyrics printed anywhere. buying several albums of song books for a single mixtape of miscellaneous songs is just expensive
actually, as a genuine ABBA fan, the fact that rheir voices are never comepting with the melody (the voices are always SIGNIFICANTLY louder than rhe melody) and they ennuciate well, shit sounds crystal clear, i dont have to look up lyrics usually. same thing with musicals, they usually have to put a lot of focus in vocal clarity since not everyone can see the actor's face on stage, so that's part of why im a musical nerd. its easier to process
so. im here. just sitting. imagining my y/n with their auditory processing disorder, wincing at eddie and going "I'm taking it slow. I've been re-listening to the songs until I can actually process what the singer is saying. It's hard to, like, hear the words. I haven't let myself move onto the next song until I figure it out. Because. Y'know. You made it for me, and I want to appreciate it and understand what you've made me."
"Oh. That's right, your brain-language thing. Uh. Well, how far have you gone?"
"I've been on the first track all week, actually. But I promise I'm trying! Really! I do like how it sounds, I just want to get what the guy's actually saying before moving on to the next one, y'know? I'm sorry."
and i say this because. god. eddie probably knoes all the songs. and i dont think hed like sernade someone who he wasnt dating, bUT
the idea of eddie having to "make it physical", like, him having to hand-write the lyrics for y/n (he knows the songs afterall, hes probably nemorized them or at least can re-listen and pause the song to write the next bit down bc he can hear better than them) so they can read the lyrics while listening, him having to take this ethereal concept of trying to communicate his feelings and WRITING IT DOWN, knowing y/n will have his heart in his hands (as opposed to the slight distance of putting a cassette in a player, no longer touching skin) and see all the mispellings and scribbles and smudges, and just. god. the fear of what if your handwriting betrays what youre feeling. the addition of paper and pen makes the will they/wont they get it, get me, get what im saying mystery of a mixtape feel even more like a love letter now, aw fuck. poor eddie. he already went through the nervousness of handing them the cassette, now this is like the sequel and he still has no emptional pay-off from the first one yet on if this is just him or what
ugh. i just thought thatd be so fucking cute. him writing down the lyrics for them. god
i cant write a fic, i dont have the time, but i thought youd like this vague outline of one in return for the gift of what you crafted and polished so well. thank you for it. again, shit really tugged at my heart strings, i love the angst and pining of it all. i hope this attempt of a return gift made you at least smile. i know it doesnt parallel with your AUDACIOUSLY wonderful idea of "i cant listen to this tape because i love you", but it still was an idea generated because of you. and i just love the tenderness of eddie doing the Love As An Act Of Service in it, and i hope that you end up enjoying at that aspect of it too. again, what youve done is an utter delight, and i hope this outline gives you a fraction of the leg-kicking squeals kinda feelings you gave me. thank you again. good luck to you in all you do ♡
Hey friend!!
I'm so glad you liked Mixtape! I actually also have auditory processing disorder (because of ADHD) and I totally get what you mean about not understanding lyrics. Thank god for google 🙌🏼
Also, I do think the idea of Eddie writing out the lyrics would be pretty cute—going through half a notebook of paper because his handwriting looks like shit or he keeps misspelling words. And then he knows that you'll look at it, see the lyrics written out and how scary that would be for him.
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Episode 2 - "I DON'T WANT THE MYSTERY MOUSE-CA-TOOL BESTIE" - Ellie
At the tribal, Ping was voted out of the Pendragon Tribe nearly unamimously. Tribal immunity for this round is Pictionary.
I bet all these bitches know i voted for Keith and now they are going to come kill me in my sleep if i die i blame dylan
yass round 2 i either think im in the best position on this tribe or theyre all secretly coming for me thats all
Tribal went as well as I expected it to go. No major drama. It seems like Keith is in real trouble if we do go to tribal again though which would put me in a very tricky spot. For now, though, I will be trying my best in the upcoming challenge. The problem is, however, timezones and schedules. Jon is going to be our drawer, but he can only do it tonight or in the early afternoon tomorrow which I will not be there for. Additionally, Keith is asleep so we have no idea what his schedule is going to be so we basically had to schedule the challenge without him. And Nya could only do right before the deadline tomorrow which Jon cannot do. I hate this for us, truly. I just hope that Moth and I can rub our brain cells together for this one so that we can pull out a win. OR somehow the other tribes fail horribly. On the bright side, I am finally starting to catch up on Duolingo exercises. They're a lot easier than I thought, but it is still going to be tedious af to save up enough coins for some of the higher end products at the shop. As a final note, I am going to work with Nya in the long term as we promised each other to. Hopefully that actually works out. Time to actually be loyal and be a hero this time around. Need to try something different.
If we lose this challenge, I will be very upset. We went so hard on this challenge!!! I believe that we can at least get second place, but I don't know how crazy the other tribes are. So, let's see what goes on
Ayyyyy soooooooo looks like the four, Colin, me, Ava, and Brayden are officially in an alliance!? I’m really hyped to be working with everybody and already have sights on who should go if we have to go to tribal 👀 but like I’m gonna feel so bad if we go to tribal and I orchestrate a whole plan to take someone out I gotta do it when I’m not in my feels and the planets aren’t fucking with my emotions too heavy. But go alliance ! This means I’ll be able to stay safe until hopefully a merge and hopefully we can avoid a tribe swap till then which I get those vibe from it !! But I’ll be here to survive two more tribals just in case which is pretty rad. Other then that hopefully me offering to draw doesn’t end us up in the bottom and we can keep killing ! But anyways that is it as off know hopefully I have a lot more coins tomorrow morning and I get hit the hat shop bright and motherfucking early.
Just got asked to be apart of an alliance <33333 the besties in the group trust me which maybe ain't the right move but for now we gotta love the bonding. exciting!!!
YAY FOR ROUND 2! Okay, so I meet once again with the Hat Shop and... third times the charm! Except,,, the charm is getting nothing AGAIN lmao I'm not complaining though, still got that extra vote :P I stayed up at 1 AM for this challenge, and I honestly think our team popped off. Anastasia was guessing a ton, and Riley was amazing at drawing real quick! I have a relatively good feeling about our performance, so I hope I wake up to the news of our tribe being immune :D
so yesterday I set myself on a mission to get an alliance. I wanted Ava + Brayden + Toph + me as a majority alliance. it was our day off from tribal so I thought it was the perfect day to do it!! I talked to Brayden about it first because he's the person I feel the most comfortable with, and then after a lot of coordination and careful communication I was able to pull it together!! I think the most important thing when making alliances is making everyone feel like they're a big part in it. So I was careful to ask each person how they feel about the others, about the game, and made a point to say that I wanted to work with them specifically. Some may call that a little manipulative, but I wanna make sure that I'm an essential part of the alliance!! i need everyone to feel like they need/want me there.
all of this happening so soon into the game is a testament to how aggressive I'm playing this time around. I usually like to lay low and just rely solely on my social game in the start, but I'm trying this out to establish myself early on! I wanted to play the tribe leader and I think I'm doing that in a smart and subtle way!!
so yes now we have a 4 person majority alliance named "duolingo owl hate club" because fuck that guy. I think we're the 4 most active and present people on the tribe so it's only natural for us to work together, but I think it's definitely worth noting that I was the one that was pulling the strings here.
We just did the pictionary challenge, I have a good feeling about it!! Toph was an amazing artist, and if we win, all credit rightfully goes to him!! I think the guessers also did great of course, but like come on, the artist has to be the mvp. I'm really hoping we pull through!! I don't mind going to tribal, but I genuinely don't wanna vote anyone out yet. I'm fine just playing the game in a precautionary way. I know I'm in a great position if we do go to tribal, but it's always preferred that we don't go.
Everyone else on my tribe: doing the challenge and kicking ass
Me: I’m sleep
Riley (Tumblr has once again chosen violence so only the first 10 get banners 🥲)
I think our challenge went pretty well! My team were good guessers. Feeling like I've established some Integrity now. Hope it keeps me safe later!
Toph
Soooooo we finished the challenge with 32 points and like wig !! I was a quick as drawer for 32pts expect when my internet lagged, but still ! I think we whooped some ass and if we do go to tribal I know it won’t be me going, thanks to Duolingo owl hate club but I’m also worried same could have and advantage because they seem pretty kean on learning a lot in like 3 hours and then tried to cover that statement to not seem so threatening but like babs s a huge threat too apparently they love Duolingo and know 5 laugnes ? This is from brayden but If so go babs ! That’s absolutely iconic for real Life but fucking scary in this game ! I gotta be buddy buddy with them so hopefully if they do have something it won’t be them going home first and it will be Ava. But I’m thinking we might get second place again unless someone is a fucking wizard at this.
Dennis
hmm i think we did well enough in the challenge to not see tribal tomorrow but who knows i guess we shall find out tn
the way ellie was so on top of stuff yesterday only to oversleep the challenge makes me giggle maybe shes freaking out about it which makes me also giggle but i dont think its really a big deal
anastasia asked me to call yesterday and i was like sure lets talk but it is damn near impossible to hold a conversation with her idk i tried BUT she did tell me “yeah i just got off a call with ellie” im like i see. she says shes down to work with ellie but that quickly switched from ellie being ~experienced~ but good to know ellie is also playing hard. anastasia also mentioned that she talks to riley a fair amount who i still have yet to connect to well. but dat makes me think ellie is def talking to riley too miss debate team is definitely a talker. but good on her for the social game i guess
kenneth keeps being like haha we’re the same person and im like yeah👁 i bet we are👁
i just wanna win and not think about tribal just keep it slow and chill for now keep learnin my welsh i guess
Ava
Second challenge was Pictionary and I had a ton of fun playing. The tea is: toph did a great job. He was pretty vocal about not being a great artist but really I think he did great. However, Babs was super inactive yesterday and ~too late~ said they were a great artist and should've been picked to draw. It was kind of like.... k babs thanks for the belated "help". They did do great guessing which scored a point in my book. Brayden was supposed to play but last minute logged off without saying anything so we did the challenge without him :/ sorta a bummer. Anyway the lack of participation from Sam is kind of popping off so we'll see where that leads them... Overall a fun game and fingers crossed we did well!
Moth
I think we did okay at the challenge. Today I am dying from the heatwave so I’m not thinking too straight! Stay cool everyone
Ellie
So yesterday Anastasia and I called for about an hour!!! I’d say we’re definitely way closer, she’s someone I really wanna work with although the idea of her and Brayden eventually being on the same tribe is kinda scary cause I know how close they are. Still she’s so fun to talk to and I just love her energy so much!
Pictionary challenge results: Jenkins Tribe wins with Penadragon second, Hatter Tribe has to go to tribal council on the following day.
Ava
Well well well seems our bob ross, toph, didn't pull through (y'all think babs would've pulled it out for us or slept through our challenge like they said they almost did?) I can't wait for tribal. I'm in it for the drama. I'm hashtag voting Sam off - didn't even bother to be apart of our challenge and not too sure they've even been online for a full 24 hours. Weed out the weak.....
Anastasia
Brayden
https://imgur.com/n60Lz0c
guys i dont know what to do someone help me out
Dennis
i hope damn brayden gets the boot
Raffy
Woo! We don't have to go to tribal again! We stan!
Ellie
So I figured I’d go idol hunting today cause the shop was about to close and I just wanted to see what had been bought and what possible hats there were, I see that there’s a hat I have enough for that hasn’t been bought and I decide fuck it let’s get it
APPARENTLY ITS SOMETHING THAT IM NOT ALLOWED TO KNOW WHAT IT IS OR HOW TO USE IT YET???? THEY SAID ILL FIND OUT ABOUT IT LATER
I DONT WANT THE MYSTERY MOUSE-CA-TOOL BESTIE
Sam
Well you see. I like all my tribe people. And I think we did real good on that music video! So, I think rather than voting anyone else off, I think I should just vote myself off if that is possible! Ahhh
Babs
So sad to see Sam not only go but go through what they're going through :( same w Toph :( they all seem so lovely
Keith
Not sure if i submitted a confession after the last tribal. But if I didnt here it is.
Happy I made it out of that tribal. I had raffy backing me with whom I played. Last time we played. We were at odds. We didnt work together but whats worse that we were against each other. It was either him or me goin out. Hopefully thats the past n we can work together. I jus need to keep things calm n show that Im not here itching to make big moves. So they dont feel threatened by me. N its easy cause right now. I havnt made that kind og bond with anyone on my tribe. To even think of such moves. Lets see what round two holds for me.
Colin
so uh
we lost! :(
I was really bummed tbh. Like I thought we did well but circumstances with the challenge were just really unfortunate, from conflict about who wanted to be the artist to people disappearing the moment the challenge started, I think we did well despite all of that. Except we did kinda get stomped anyway. Oh well!! The game moves on. Tribal has to happen.
Initially I was gonna push for Babs, just because I feel like I don't wanna attach myself to them too early on. I've seen how much of a bitter player they can be, and lets just say I'm not the most loyal ally to have. however! 9 minutes after we lost, Ava announces to our alliance that she's voting Sam. I wasn't surprised, Sam has been the one not really pulling their weight. But I had some good connections with her!! we both did colorguard and shes so sweet and easy to talk to. I was really conflicted for a little bit, debating on whether or not to actually push for Babs. I think brayden sensed my hesitance but we both knew there was nothing really I could do to stop Sam from being the vote. At first tribal, the initial name always spreads like wildfire.
However, my mess was stopped abruptly by Sam asking to be voted out. welp!! okay then!! babs stays i guess!! i'm not too bothered. I'll never turn down an easy vote hehe.
Pretty sure there's a swap tonight. I'm kinda scared of that
uwu
Brayden
i almost forgot to upload this but dont worry i just remembered
Colin
screams
Toph
So we’re going to tribal in 20 and all I have to say right now is if there is a tribe swap after I’m gonna so scared but I ducking called I had a vibe and it was right that’s what is gonna win me this game trusting my intuition. I’m holding on now and gonna be the biggest comp beast next challenge in case I get fucked on this swap !!!! Or at least if it is a swap 🤔
Riley
I don't know what this announcement's gonna be I'm worriedddd... Ginny said it probably means we're swapping teams but I don't wannaaaa I like our team.
Toph
Sam self sacrificing made this the easiest vote ever and me being safe is a plus I guess 😎
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to be young
alicesnickers (10:02:01 PM): OMG
alicesnickers (10:02:06 PM): i never did this when i got home
alicesnickers (10:02:11 PM): *runs and jumps on you*
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alicesnickers (10:02:17 PM): kay i'm done
alicesnickers (10:02:21 PM): i still have to do that to sam..
alicesnickers (10:02:25 PM): and dannie and chelsea....
alicesnickers (10:02:27 PM): OMG
alicesnickers (10:02:30 PM): I NEED YER HELP
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alicesnickers (10:06:04 PM): *bounces*
neocount (10:06:10 PM): ummm k
alicesnickers (10:06:24 PM): do you know elizabethnight?
alicesnickers (10:06:26 PM): liz..
neocount (10:06:36 PM): hmmm no
alicesnickers (10:06:47 PM): well we've been friends for a longggg time
neocount (10:07:01 PM): ahhh
alicesnickers (10:07:02 PM): and last night she started asking me these odd questions so i txted you and asked you
alicesnickers (10:07:03 PM): lmao
alicesnickers (10:07:05 PM): and she's bi
alicesnickers (10:07:12 PM): and she just told me...she was in love with me...
alicesnickers (10:07:14 PM): and idk what to say..
neocount (10:07:40 PM): well first of all...are you in love with her?
alicesnickers (10:07:50 PM): haha this sounds so insane.
alicesnickers (10:07:53 PM): no...
alicesnickers (10:07:54 PM): lmao
alicesnickers (10:08:16 PM): but i don't want to hurt our friendship
neocount (10:08:29 PM): hmmmm...yeah....
alicesnickers (10:08:47 PM): =(
alicesnickers (10:08:49 PM): what do i do!
neocount (10:09:09 PM): well, I say slow down. Don't be so responsive around her
neocount (10:09:14 PM): like when she talks to you
alicesnickers (10:09:20 PM): i'm talking to her now....
alicesnickers (10:09:21 PM): responsive?
alicesnickers (10:09:37 PM): like ignore her....she has my number and she calls me a lot and if i don't answer she keeps calling and leaves angry messeges
neocount (10:09:38 PM): slighten the mood, delay your answers but sound genuinely happy to see her
neocount (10:10:00 PM): slacken the pace, like count to 2 before you answer
alicesnickers (10:10:51 PM): how do you come up with this man...lmao
alicesnickers (10:11:02 PM): the prince of peace...
alicesnickers (10:11:06 PM): are you okay?
alicesnickers (10:11:08 PM): you seem off.
alicesnickers (10:11:13 PM): *lifts up your arm*
neocount (10:11:16 PM): it's not garunteed to work but it can get rid of the instant flirts
alicesnickers (10:11:16 PM): *checks for bruises*
alicesnickers (10:11:29 PM): no she's terribly...smitten with me.
neocount (10:11:52 PM): well it will help lol. Also, be busy.
neocount (10:12:09 PM): talk about past loves
neocount (10:12:29 PM): or in her case, slightly slip in a bit how much you like men
alicesnickers (10:12:29 PM): i don't have past loves...
neocount (10:12:34 PM): tactfuly so.
alicesnickers (10:12:34 PM): LMFAO!
neocount (10:12:49 PM): like bring up an actor and drool all over him to her.
alicesnickers (10:13:04 PM): OMG
neocount (10:13:05 PM): but not too much soo and think about how much you like her as a friend as you do so.
alicesnickers (10:13:07 PM): OLIVER MARTINEZ..
neocount (10:13:09 PM): hahaha
alicesnickers (10:13:12 PM): man
alicesnickers (10:13:16 PM): i could go ALL DAY on him
alicesnickers (10:13:21 PM): or with him..
alicesnickers (10:13:21 PM): XD
alicesnickers (10:13:29 PM): didju watch unfaithful yet!
alicesnickers (10:13:31 PM): PLEASE.
neocount (10:13:33 PM): nop.
alicesnickers (10:13:36 PM): but uh...watch it alone
alicesnickers (10:13:37 PM): lmao
alicesnickers (10:13:39 PM): just advice
neocount (10:13:40 PM): ok
alicesnickers (10:13:43 PM): are you okay!
neocount (10:13:51 PM): yeah sorta.
alicesnickers (10:13:55 PM): what happened.
neocount (10:13:56 PM): I'm good ^-^
alicesnickers (10:14:02 PM): don't lie to the mistress...
neocount (10:14:23 PM): ^-^
alicesnickers (10:14:51 PM): why is it when I want to be secluded you pry me open with a crowbar
alicesnickers (10:14:56 PM): and then when i'm worried about you
alicesnickers (10:15:02 PM): you absolutely shut down..
alicesnickers (10:15:08 PM): and i have no idea how to get in
alicesnickers (10:15:35 PM): oo Kurt just came on my ipod. ^_^
neocount (10:15:54 PM): hehe "waif me"
alicesnickers (10:16:20 PM): teehee. i'd waif him....XD
alicesnickers (10:16:27 PM): :"with the lights out"
alicesnickers (10:16:30 PM): "its less dangerous"
alicesnickers (10:16:37 PM): unless your in the dark with me...
alicesnickers (10:16:37 PM): XD
neocount (10:17:09 PM): hahahaaha
alicesnickers (10:17:20 PM): ANTONIO
neocount (10:17:49 PM): hmmm
neocount (10:18:03 PM): ?
alicesnickers (10:18:41 PM): you aren't my antonio tonight!
alicesnickers (10:18:54 PM): I figured it'd been too long since i'd seen your medusa head..
alicesnickers (10:19:10 PM): i always wish i could get inside your head
alicesnickers (10:19:15 PM): like i wonder how you think
alicesnickers (10:19:35 PM): i'm ADD tonight...just so you know...
neocount (10:20:03 PM): hahaha nice.
neocount (10:20:14 PM): They said you went to get drunk ( ')-( ')
alicesnickers (10:21:30 PM): omg who did
alicesnickers (10:21:40 PM): i was hoping no one would notice
alicesnickers (10:21:44 PM): im doing good with my typing tho
alicesnickers (10:21:53 PM): normally when im shit faced i type like this:
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neocount (10:22:09 PM): ha.
alicesnickers (10:22:17 PM): but yer killing my drunk mood! why are you hurting
alicesnickers (10:22:19 PM): i dont understand
neocount (10:22:24 PM): I'm fine sheesh.
neocount (10:22:27 PM): ^-^
alicesnickers (10:22:32 PM): can you promise?
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alicesnickers (10:22:37 PM): being honest..
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alicesnickers (10:22:45 PM): *stares you in the eyes*
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neocount (10:23:00 PM): lol
neocount (10:23:04 PM): ~.~
alicesnickers (10:23:08 PM): you can't can you...
neocount (10:23:09 PM): drunk face
alicesnickers (10:23:12 PM): yer lying to me.....
alicesnickers (10:23:14 PM): *sigh*
neocount (10:23:21 PM): squinty eyes trying to figge rout if that's a cop or not
alicesnickers (10:23:26 PM): HAHHAHAHA
alicesnickers (10:23:30 PM): i waved to one..
neocount (10:23:33 PM): or if that lights green or muhammud ali
alicesnickers (10:23:40 PM): huuh
alicesnickers (10:23:44 PM): OMG
alicesnickers (10:23:47 PM): when we were driving
alicesnickers (10:23:53 PM): i got really fucked off everclear
alicesnickers (10:23:58 PM): and we were headbanging to sevendust
alicesnickers (10:24:09 PM): and the cops pulled up behind us and started with that siren bullshit
alicesnickers (10:24:12 PM): and i thought of you
alicesnickers (10:24:20 PM): cus my friend was driving and she's insane.....she's a cokewhore
alicesnickers (10:24:27 PM): and she started applying the gas
alicesnickers (10:24:32 PM): and i was like , NO DON'T ANTONIO
alicesnickers (10:24:40 PM): but i screamed it like really loud
alicesnickers (10:24:51 PM): and so they pulled over and everone looked at me
neocount (10:24:56 PM): lol
alicesnickers (10:25:04 PM): cus they knew i was really messed up. so they shoved me under the seat
alicesnickers (10:25:13 PM): and everyone threw their feet and their bags on top of me
alicesnickers (10:25:16 PM): and told me to stop talking
alicesnickers (10:25:26 PM): and one of the guys had his foot ON MY BREAST and kept rubbing it
alicesnickers (10:25:31 PM): and so the cop was talking to the driver
alicesnickers (10:25:36 PM): and im getting groped on the floor
alicesnickers (10:25:40 PM): and i was trying not to laugh
alicesnickers (10:25:42 PM): and yell
alicesnickers (10:25:51 PM): so i reached up and grabbed him by the balls
alicesnickers (10:25:54 PM): AND HE SQUEALED
alicesnickers (10:25:55 PM): LMAO
alicesnickers (10:25:57 PM): like but in pain
alicesnickers (10:26:00 PM): it was SO FUNNY
alicesnickers (10:26:09 PM): his voice got all tiny and everyone turned around and looked at him
alicesnickers (10:26:31 PM): and i burst out laughing and my friend pretended that it was her laughing...it was so funny.
neocount (10:26:55 PM): hahaha
neocount (10:26:59 PM): Grab twist pull
neocount (10:27:05 PM): instant gratification xD
alicesnickers (10:27:14 PM): i think he straightens his hair...
alicesnickers (10:27:15 PM): o.o
alicesnickers (10:27:21 PM): that felt very very disturbing
alicesnickers (10:27:26 PM): *twitch*
neocount (10:27:56 PM): 0.0
neocount (10:28:01 PM): as in his....
neocount (10:28:04 PM): 0.0
neocount (10:28:05 PM): 0.0
neocount (10:28:09 PM): >.<
alicesnickers (10:28:59 PM): after they let me up i punched the shit out of him
alicesnickers (10:29:00 PM): in his chest
alicesnickers (10:29:01 PM): teehee
alicesnickers (10:29:03 PM): he coughed
alicesnickers (10:29:22 PM): he was like, why are you so tiny but so strong
alicesnickers (10:29:23 PM): lmao
neocount (10:29:27 PM): nice lol
alicesnickers (10:29:32 PM): HOW TALL ARE U
neocount (10:29:37 PM): I'd pay to see that.
neocount (10:29:40 PM): me?
alicesnickers (10:29:42 PM): mhm
neocount (10:29:47 PM): 5'11"
alicesnickers (10:29:49 PM): i wanna know if i'm right...
alicesnickers (10:29:53 PM): FUCKMEINTHEASSS
alicesnickers (10:29:55 PM): IM SO GOOD!
alicesnickers (10:29:57 PM): heheh
alicesnickers (10:30:00 PM): I SO KNEW IT
neocount (10:30:02 PM): hahaha
alicesnickers (10:30:03 PM): guess how tall i am
neocount (10:30:04 PM): y?
alicesnickers (10:30:09 PM): u look REALLY TALL
neocount (10:30:13 PM): 5'2"
neocount (10:30:21 PM): ?
alicesnickers (10:30:25 PM): HAHAHA
alicesnickers (10:30:26 PM): no
alicesnickers (10:30:28 PM): D
alicesnickers (10:30:30 PM): you can't laugh!
neocount (10:30:33 PM): ...
alicesnickers (10:30:40 PM): 4 11
alicesnickers (10:30:42 PM): teehee
neocount (10:30:55 PM): 0.0
alicesnickers (10:31:04 PM): suck my dick....
alicesnickers (10:31:04 PM): XD
neocount (10:31:10 PM): *looks down at his bellybutton*
neocount (10:31:16 PM): approximately so xD
alicesnickers (10:31:17 PM): OMG FUCK OFF!
alicesnickers (10:31:24 PM): *pouts*
neocount (10:31:32 PM): hehehe
alicesnickers (10:31:32 PM): im done growing too
alicesnickers (10:31:33 PM): lmao
neocount (10:31:41 PM): I could use you as an armstand
alicesnickers (10:31:48 PM): i could use you as a punching bag...
neocount (10:31:52 PM): and sure your growing...flling out those tube tops ;-)
neocount (10:31:57 PM): hahah I make a good punching bag
neocount (10:32:00 PM): ask my sis
alicesnickers (10:32:09 PM): your sister is so pweettyyyy
alicesnickers (10:32:13 PM): is your whole family beautiful?
alicesnickers (10:32:14 PM): lmao
alicesnickers (10:32:22 PM): i think you guys are all really cullens...
neocount (10:32:22 PM): ^-^ she's vicious too
alicesnickers (10:32:27 PM): just like her brother
neocount (10:32:31 PM): actually gave me a bruise
neocount (10:32:34 PM): I was so proud
neocount (10:32:49 PM): She lept like a cat from thefifth stair up
neocount (10:32:54 PM): I had to catch her
alicesnickers (10:33:00 PM): aw...
neocount (10:33:02 PM): but she pummeled me as soon as I did
neocount (10:33:07 PM): xD
alicesnickers (10:33:09 PM): ^-^
alicesnickers (10:33:21 PM): i got into a fight too
alicesnickers (10:33:25 PM): when we were at a rest stop
neocount (10:33:30 PM): haha
neocount (10:33:31 PM): ?
alicesnickers (10:33:35 PM): actually it was my friend
alicesnickers (10:33:38 PM): but i jumped in
alicesnickers (10:33:41 PM): and pushed her out
alicesnickers (10:33:41 PM): lmao
alicesnickers (10:33:47 PM): she was losing anyway
alicesnickers (10:33:50 PM): fuckin wimp
alicesnickers (10:33:56 PM): XD
alicesnickers (10:33:59 PM): OMG
alicesnickers (10:34:09 PM): HAVE U EVER BEEN BEATING SOMEONES ASS AND THEY LIKE WHINE FOR U TO STOP
alicesnickers (10:34:11 PM): hahahahahahahhah
alicesnickers (10:34:14 PM): its the funniest shit!!!
neocount (10:34:32 PM): I don't pick fights I can easily win
neocount (10:34:35 PM): they're no fun to me
alicesnickers (10:34:56 PM): i don't pick fights!!!! but my friend was getting her stuff beat..
alicesnickers (10:34:56 PM): lao
alicesnickers (10:34:58 PM): lmao**
alicesnickers (10:35:03 PM): i can't let THAT happen XD
alicesnickers (10:35:14 PM): OMG
alicesnickers (10:35:22 PM): have u ever been fighting and someone pulls you off
alicesnickers (10:35:23 PM): UH
alicesnickers (10:35:34 PM): dave (one of the hitchers) pulled me off her cus someone called the cops lol
neocount (10:35:39 PM): lol
alicesnickers (10:35:42 PM): and i turned around, slapped him, and went back
alicesnickers (10:35:45 PM): HAHAHAHHA
neocount (10:35:51 PM): lmao nice.
alicesnickers (10:36:04 PM): it took two people to get me in the car
alicesnickers (10:36:05 PM): HAHAH
alicesnickers (10:36:09 PM): god that was so much fun
alicesnickers (10:36:22 PM): i felt bad ass that whole night
alicesnickers (10:36:23 PM): HAHAH
neocount (10:36:25 PM): the little ones are surprisingly tough ;-)
alicesnickers (10:36:33 PM): "yeah bitches....i owned that"
alicesnickers (10:36:35 PM): lmao
alicesnickers (10:36:58 PM): that's when ed decided i could touch his gun
alicesnickers (10:37:00 PM): XP
neocount (10:37:11 PM): hhehehee god I get a crack outta that everytime
alicesnickers (10:37:17 PM): ?
alicesnickers (10:37:24 PM): don't forget i did it TWICE
alicesnickers (10:37:28 PM): ^-^
neocount (10:37:43 PM): hahahaha
neocount (10:37:51 PM): nice whadju shoot at?
alicesnickers (10:37:55 PM): A TREE
neocount (10:38:00 PM): you hit it?
alicesnickers (10:38:11 PM): we put beer cans on the limbs
alicesnickers (10:38:12 PM): XD
alicesnickers (10:38:18 PM): antonio...i'm the shitXD
alicesnickers (10:38:23 PM): you are talking to an expert shooter
alicesnickers (10:38:28 PM): god i love guns....
neocount (10:38:40 PM): lmao
alicesnickers (10:38:43 PM): i do
alicesnickers (10:38:52 PM): i already decided the ones i'm getting
neocount (10:38:57 PM): they're a beautiful thing..which one/
neocount (10:38:58 PM): ?
alicesnickers (10:39:08 PM): i really want to own the one i shot
alicesnickers (10:39:16 PM): the cz 85 9mm
alicesnickers (10:39:24 PM): i want two revolvers
alicesnickers (10:39:27 PM): and a .45 XD
alicesnickers (10:39:31 PM): and a shot gun...
neocount (10:39:38 PM): lol
neocount (10:39:43 PM): a shotgun
alicesnickers (10:39:45 PM): mhm
alicesnickers (10:39:53 PM): I like big guns and i cannot lie...
neocount (10:39:56 PM): the mistress grippn the bitch
neocount (10:40:16 PM): NINE INCH NAILS LYRICS"Big Man With A Gun"I am a big man(yes I am)and I have a big gungot me a big old Dick and II like to have funheld against your foreheadI'll make you suck itmaybe I'll put a hole in your headyou know, just for the fuck of itI can reduce you if I wantI can devourI'm hard as fucking steel, and I’ve got the powerI'm every inch a man, and I'll show you somehowme and my fucking gunnothing can stop me nowshoot shoot shoot shoot shootI'm going to come all over youme and my fucking gunme and my fucking gun
alicesnickers (10:40:24 PM): OMG! DUDE. DUDE DUDE.
alicesnickers (10:40:30 PM): YOU MENTIONED THAT SONG ONCE
alicesnickers (10:40:33 PM): SO I DOWNLOADED IT
alicesnickers (10:40:36 PM): AND I LISTENED TO IT
alicesnickers (10:40:38 PM): I SWEAR TO GOD
neocount (10:40:41 PM): lol
alicesnickers (10:40:44 PM): MY FACE WOULD NOT STOP BEING RED
alicesnickers (10:40:49 PM): I LIKE WASHED IT AND EVERYTHING
neocount (10:40:49 PM): lol
neocount (10:40:50 PM): lmao
alicesnickers (10:40:59 PM): that was when i didnt know what cum was.....
alicesnickers (10:41:02 PM): hahahhahahahah
alicesnickers (10:41:03 PM): i found out
alicesnickers (10:41:06 PM): *throws up*
neocount (10:41:14 PM): I'm hard as fucking steel, and I’ve got the powerI'm every inch a man, and I'll show you somehowme and my fucking gunnothing can stop me nowshoot shoot shoot shoot shootI'm going to come all over you
neocount (10:41:14 PM): \
neocount (10:41:16 PM): lmao
alicesnickers (10:41:19 PM): HAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
neocount (10:41:22 PM): sucha durty songf
alicesnickers (10:41:24 PM): i asked my brother
alicesnickers (10:41:26 PM): and he was like
alicesnickers (10:41:30 PM): WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT SHIT TO YOU
alicesnickers (10:41:31 PM): LMAO
neocount (10:41:35 PM): ahhahahaahahaha
alicesnickers (10:41:36 PM): he like shook me
alicesnickers (10:41:38 PM): really really hard
alicesnickers (10:41:41 PM): "you are HURTING ME"
alicesnickers (10:41:45 PM): "i'll kill him alice i swear to god"
alicesnickers (10:41:46 PM): o.o
neocount (10:41:56 PM): hahaha tell him to get in line
alicesnickers (10:42:08 PM): i don't tell him half the things that happen....
alicesnickers (10:42:09 PM): lol
alicesnickers (10:42:13 PM): he'd be in jail
alicesnickers (10:42:14 PM): one time
alicesnickers (10:42:22 PM): he dragged this kid out of class
alicesnickers (10:42:30 PM): because he said something really dirty to me
alicesnickers (10:42:33 PM): and i told him and he came to school
alicesnickers (10:42:40 PM): and dragged him out of class in front of EVERYONE
neocount (10:42:46 PM): hahahahhaha I love your brother
alicesnickers (10:42:46 PM): but it was funny cus my gramma did that to my moms teacher...
alicesnickers (10:42:50 PM): no dude
alicesnickers (10:42:53 PM): i had to like CHASE THEM
alicesnickers (10:42:55 PM): down the hall
alicesnickers (10:42:56 PM): omg
neocount (10:43:02 PM): lol nice your brothe is teh shit
alicesnickers (10:43:04 PM): everyone got up and ran to the door to watch the beating take place
alicesnickers (10:43:07 PM): yes he is
alicesnickers (10:43:08 PM): he loves me
alicesnickers (10:43:09 PM): ^-^
alicesnickers (10:43:28 PM): omg this is so weird
alicesnickers (10:43:34 PM): im listening to "inside of you" by hoobastank
alicesnickers (10:43:34 PM): lmao
alicesnickers (10:43:36 PM): i just realized it
alicesnickers (10:43:41 PM): my ipods on shuffle...teehee
alicesnickers (10:44:23 PM): some of the stuff guys say to me i'm like....dude do you ACTUALLY think i want that? like..come on now. *eye roll*
neocount (10:45:18 PM): haha
neocount (10:45:43 PM): well if they were oliver martinez
alicesnickers (10:45:48 PM): OMG
alicesnickers (10:45:50 PM): DO YOU THINK
alicesnickers (10:45:53 PM): WE WOULD BE TALKING
neocount (10:45:56 PM): *hands drool bucket*
alicesnickers (10:46:00 PM): as soon as it was clarrified he was oliver
alicesnickers (10:46:04 PM): *rips off pants*
alicesnickers (10:46:07 PM): no words needed
alicesnickers (10:46:09 PM): i'll do the rest
neocount (10:46:10 PM): lol
alicesnickers (10:46:22 PM): you think your into trent reznor...oh man
alicesnickers (10:46:28 PM): god his voice
alicesnickers (10:46:29 PM): omg..
neocount (10:46:32 PM): fap fap fap Twissssst fap
alicesnickers (10:46:35 PM): OMG please watch unfaithful!
alicesnickers (10:46:38 PM): huh?
neocount (10:46:38 PM): hahah unfaithful
neocount (10:46:42 PM): aight aight
alicesnickers (10:46:45 PM): YAYY
alicesnickers (10:46:50 PM): he talks french..
alicesnickers (10:46:51 PM): mhmm
alicesnickers (10:47:02 PM): voluez vou cou se avec moi
alicesnickers (10:47:04 PM): baby....
alicesnickers (10:47:05 PM): xD
neocount (10:47:32 PM): lol dirty
alicesnickers (10:48:05 PM): you should see some of the fantasies XD
alicesnickers (10:48:39 PM): oh i forgot to tell youuuuuuuuuuuu
neocount (10:48:44 PM): hmmm?
alicesnickers (10:48:55 PM): i saw .45 *shakes head*
alicesnickers (10:48:57 PM): OK FIRST OF ALL
alicesnickers (10:48:59 PM): SHE WAS A WHORE
alicesnickers (10:49:04 PM): she cheated, she lied, she hurt people
alicesnickers (10:49:10 PM): she took advantage of people. how can you do that????
neocount (10:49:14 PM): in the end.
alicesnickers (10:49:20 PM): she still did it
neocount (10:49:20 PM): but not in the beginning
alicesnickers (10:49:24 PM): oh...
alicesnickers (10:49:29 PM): SHE HIT HER BOYFRIEND
alicesnickers (10:49:31 PM): omg
alicesnickers (10:49:33 PM): she hit him first!!!!
neocount (10:49:37 PM): lol SO
neocount (10:49:40 PM): I get hit all the time!
alicesnickers (10:49:46 PM): !
neocount (10:49:59 PM): 'lovetaps' lmao
alicesnickers (10:50:03 PM): lmfao!!!
neocount (10:50:14 PM): one had an actual whip.
alicesnickers (10:50:17 PM): o.o
alicesnickers (10:50:20 PM): ooooy
neocount (10:50:23 PM): that hurts.
alicesnickers (10:50:29 PM): but that is disrespectful!!!
neocount (10:50:33 PM): hahah, no.
alicesnickers (10:50:36 PM): is too!
neocount (10:50:42 PM): nah, men can take it.
alicesnickers (10:50:47 PM): i mean
alicesnickers (10:50:52 PM): unless you guys are playing
alicesnickers (10:50:55 PM): or like...you know lmao
neocount (10:51:01 PM): women should know they have reigns over us lol
alicesnickers (10:51:09 PM): you don't get into an argument and then punch your man..
neocount (10:51:14 PM): y not?
alicesnickers (10:51:21 PM): then again a man should never pick up a woman and choke her
neocount (10:51:26 PM): exactly
alicesnickers (10:51:37 PM): or kick her in the face
neocount (10:51:39 PM): a woman should feel safe to hit her man without repercussion
alicesnickers (10:51:46 PM): but ....
neocount (10:51:48 PM): furthermore abuse him
alicesnickers (10:51:51 PM): NO
neocount (10:51:55 PM): he is the bigger and stronger of the two.
alicesnickers (10:51:55 PM): omg no!
neocount (10:52:07 PM): it is his job to be able to say no, and if need be walk away.
neocount (10:52:16 PM): with great powe comes great responsibility
alicesnickers (10:52:18 PM): grrrrrrrrr
alicesnickers (10:52:22 PM): OH COMEONE SPIDERMAN
alicesnickers (10:52:26 PM): comeon**
alicesnickers (10:52:29 PM): that is different!!
neocount (10:52:40 PM): he has the power to destroy her, he is responsible to make her feel in power.
alicesnickers (10:52:47 PM): ...
neocount (10:52:49 PM): *be in power
neocount (10:53:03 PM): there is a balance but..
neocount (10:53:13 PM): a woman has the power to destroy a man emotionally
neocount (10:53:20 PM): she must build him up emotionally
alicesnickers (10:53:22 PM): 'a woman is supposed to be obidiant' or however you spell it
neocount (10:53:26 PM): hahaha
neocount (10:53:29 PM): to an extent.
alicesnickers (10:53:31 PM): she is supposed to be strong when need be...
alicesnickers (10:53:44 PM): her man is supposed to protect her
neocount (10:53:50 PM): I honetly don't want an obedient woman
neocount (10:53:53 PM): *honestly
alicesnickers (10:54:02 PM): not like a dog!
neocount (10:54:13 PM): and yes her man is supposed to protect he, from ALL physical threats
alicesnickers (10:54:20 PM): even if he's one of them?
neocount (10:54:22 PM): and mental of course
alicesnickers (10:54:24 PM): ah.......
neocount (10:54:26 PM): exactly
alicesnickers (10:54:30 PM): no no no
neocount (10:54:34 PM): even if he's one of them.
alicesnickers (10:54:40 PM): but there can be excuses right?
neocount (10:54:46 PM): No.
neocount (10:54:51 PM): I've never hit a woman
alicesnickers (10:54:53 PM): like guys are dominant in nature
neocount (10:54:58 PM): true.
neocount (10:55:11 PM): I've never hit a woman
alicesnickers (10:55:12 PM): if you aren't fighting back there is just something wrong with you
alicesnickers (10:55:12 PM): lmao
neocount (10:55:16 PM): threatened to hit a womn
alicesnickers (10:55:19 PM): lmao
neocount (10:55:24 PM): or even truly yelled at a woman
neocount (10:55:26 PM): except once
neocount (10:55:35 PM): I hit a wall once
neocount (10:55:42 PM): punched a hole through it
neocount (10:55:47 PM): but it was away from her.
neocount (10:55:52 PM): and it was just to get her to shut up.
alicesnickers (10:55:52 PM): o.o
alicesnickers (10:55:55 PM): hahaha
neocount (10:56:14 PM): seriously, I've been slapped numerous times by a woman and just told her to stop.
alicesnickers (10:56:28 PM): o.o
alicesnickers (10:56:30 PM): HOW
neocount (10:56:36 PM): patience.
neocount (10:56:38 PM): self control
neocount (10:56:40 PM): control
neocount (10:56:45 PM): of ones self
alicesnickers (10:57:01 PM): i've bitten a guy....
alicesnickers (10:57:06 PM): he wasn't very patient though
neocount (10:57:07 PM): if I hit her, I am no different than ananimal
alicesnickers (10:57:07 PM): lmao
neocount (10:57:08 PM): lol
alicesnickers (10:57:11 PM): then again i just woke up
neocount (10:57:11 PM): biting is sexy
alicesnickers (10:57:15 PM): fucker pissed me off
alicesnickers (10:57:16 PM): OK
alicesnickers (10:57:17 PM): IF IM SLEEPING
alicesnickers (10:57:19 PM): DONT FUCKING TOUCH ME
neocount (10:57:21 PM): hahaha
alicesnickers (10:57:27 PM): do not EVER jump on me and shake me
neocount (10:57:29 PM): if you bit me I'd shake ou lmao
alicesnickers (10:57:32 PM): or i will bite the hell out of you
alicesnickers (10:57:39 PM): he tried to shake me off but it just made me madder
alicesnickers (10:57:40 PM): lmao
neocount (10:57:43 PM): lol
neocount (10:57:59 PM): *shake shake* oh no, I didnt meant it *wink wink*
neocount (10:58:02 PM): CHOMP!!!
alicesnickers (10:58:06 PM): LMFAO!!!!!!
alicesnickers (10:58:08 PM): hahahahaha
alicesnickers (10:58:11 PM): omg lol
neocount (10:58:14 PM): hehe
alicesnickers (10:58:19 PM): i can't be told what to do
alicesnickers (10:58:41 PM): i'd rather take my beatingsand fight back with pleasure for being disobidient (however u spell it)
alicesnickers (10:58:52 PM): then be hit and be obidient...screw that lmao
neocount (10:59:01 PM): Fine. Stop talking, or I'll log off and never talk to you again.
neocount (10:59:02 PM): :-P
alicesnickers (10:59:18 PM): bye.
alicesnickers (10:59:21 PM): ^_^
neocount (10:59:22 PM): haha
neocount (10:59:36 PM): hahaha lmao
alicesnickers (10:59:37 PM): i am nobodys dog
alicesnickers (10:59:40 PM): forever the mistress
neocount (10:59:47 PM): but you knew I wouldn't do it so that's not fair.
alicesnickers (10:59:52 PM): did i?
alicesnickers (10:59:53 PM): XP
neocount (11:00:00 PM): I need actual blackmail xD
alicesnickers (11:00:08 PM): lmfao!!!!!!
alicesnickers (11:00:16 PM): i gots my whip
alicesnickers (11:00:20 PM): you'll come back eventually
alicesnickers (11:00:30 PM): omg that one time when you put that whip on my myspace
neocount (11:00:30 PM): hahahaha
alicesnickers (11:00:32 PM): i laughed for hours
alicesnickers (11:00:35 PM): seriouslyyyyyyyyyyy
alicesnickers (11:00:48 PM): i was like oh my...god this guy is so awesome
neocount (11:01:16 PM): http://horasnegras.blogs.sapo.pt/arquivo/rammstein.jpg
neocount (11:01:31 PM): hey what can I say....sticks and stones break my bones
alicesnickers (11:01:36 PM): *mouth drops*
neocount (11:01:36 PM): but whips and chains excite me
alicesnickers (11:01:40 PM): HAHAHAHHAHA
alicesnickers (11:02:15 PM): self detained and forced to live ...
neocount (11:02:35 PM): lol
neocount (11:02:44 PM): omg WHITE SKIV VIES
alicesnickers (11:02:45 PM): gaaaah my face is keeeling me!!!
neocount (11:02:45 PM): http://boifromtroy.com/archives/gay%20pride%20angel.jpg
alicesnickers (11:02:50 PM): *drinks liqour*
alicesnickers (11:02:51 PM): yay
alicesnickers (11:02:52 PM): haha
neocount (11:03:10 PM): http://desmadresydesbarres.no-ip.org/img-externas/gay_defender.png
neocount (11:03:13 PM): oooh liquor?
alicesnickers (11:03:14 PM): HE WOULD BREAK ME
neocount (11:03:22 PM): what kind....ehehehe I wish he'd break me
alicesnickers (11:03:25 PM): Itd be like: SNAP
alicesnickers (11:03:27 PM): HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
alicesnickers (11:03:30 PM): hes not that hot!
alicesnickers (11:03:38 PM): he doesn't have vein arms..
alicesnickers (11:03:41 PM): *hmph*
alicesnickers (11:03:47 PM): hes got em in his legs though..
alicesnickers (11:03:48 PM): *cough*
alicesnickers (11:03:56 PM): *lick*
alicesnickers (11:03:58 PM): o.O
neocount (11:04:38 PM): ama gosh*
neocount (11:04:41 PM): *orgasm
neocount (11:04:42 PM): http://youtube.com/watch?v=8hPvtuu9CbM
neocount (11:04:45 PM): my new theme song
alicesnickers (11:05:38 PM): i love this bandddd
alicesnickers (11:05:51 PM): HOLY FUCK ME
alicesnickers (11:05:54 PM): GOD THIS IS HOT
alicesnickers (11:05:55 PM): lmao
neocount (11:06:17 PM): their drummer krispy kremed my grundies for me
alicesnickers (11:06:29 PM): huh
neocount (11:06:30 PM): his boots are awesome too
alicesnickers (11:06:42 PM): im confused
alicesnickers (11:06:46 PM): he gave u a doughnut?
alicesnickers (11:06:50 PM): u met him!
neocount (11:06:53 PM): lol he gave me a glaze
neocount (11:06:58 PM): >.>
neocount (11:07:06 PM): schneiders own dressing
alicesnickers (11:07:06 PM): glazed doughnut?
neocount (11:07:22 PM): christoph schneiders secret ingredient
alicesnickers (11:07:31 PM): whats that?
neocount (11:07:35 PM): christoph doom schneiders thousand sailors
alicesnickers (11:07:44 PM): is that alcohol?
neocount (11:07:47 PM): lol
neocount (11:07:52 PM): it could be mixed with such
alicesnickers (11:07:58 PM): what is it!
alicesnickers (11:08:01 PM): im confused
neocount (11:08:04 PM): amagawd lol
neocount (11:08:15 PM): skeet skeet skeet!!!
alicesnickers (11:08:30 PM): lil jon???
neocount (11:09:02 PM): ....
neocount (11:09:08 PM): the white stuff?
alicesnickers (11:09:25 PM): OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
alicesnickers (11:09:27 PM): OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHMYGOD
neocount (11:09:48 PM): wow lmao
alicesnickers (11:09:48 PM): my friend says it tastes like meat
neocount (11:09:52 PM): 0.0
alicesnickers (11:09:53 PM): i don't see how
alicesnickers (11:10:01 PM): i mean not that i've tasted it
neocount (11:10:01 PM): oh so you've tried it huh?
alicesnickers (11:10:01 PM): lmao
alicesnickers (11:10:05 PM): NOOOOOOOOOO
alicesnickers (11:10:06 PM): I JUST
alicesnickers (11:10:07 PM): lmao
neocount (11:10:09 PM): alice BJ'd momo
alicesnickers (11:10:11 PM): i don't see how it could
alicesnickers (11:10:13 PM): OH EW
neocount (11:10:22 PM): slurp slurp slurp
neocount (11:10:29 PM): licked the lollipop
neocount (11:10:34 PM): stroked the pidgin
neocount (11:10:49 PM): nibbled the carrot
neocount (11:10:57 PM): sniffed the bushes
neocount (11:11:19 PM): ( ')_( ')
alicesnickers (11:11:25 PM): he says we have to wait until were married
neocount (11:11:25 PM): -.-'
neocount (11:11:32 PM): well that's good no?
alicesnickers (11:11:40 PM): he'll use it against me in the future
alicesnickers (11:11:41 PM): lmao
neocount (11:12:07 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SoW5-tLe-U
neocount (11:12:11 PM): use what against you?
neocount (11:12:21 PM): how could he use it against you?
neocount (11:12:29 PM): your actually planning to marry him?
alicesnickers (11:12:30 PM): nothing
alicesnickers (11:12:35 PM): he wants to marry me
neocount (11:12:43 PM): you don't?
alicesnickers (11:12:53 PM): hahahaha
alicesnickers (11:13:00 PM): what i want isn't important ^_^
neocount (11:13:20 PM): what you want is paramount.
alicesnickers (11:13:26 PM): ?
alicesnickers (11:13:29 PM): whats that
neocount (11:13:30 PM): most important
neocount (11:14:14 PM): alice. what' sup with the last two texts you sent me.
neocount (11:14:16 PM): ?
alicesnickers (11:14:20 PM): whatever do you mean.
alicesnickers (11:14:29 PM): seriously
alicesnickers (11:14:30 PM): lol
alicesnickers (11:14:30 PM): what
neocount (11:14:34 PM): wlel you said something bout harshness.
alicesnickers (11:14:40 PM): oh...
neocount (11:14:41 PM): then you said you had the song
neocount (11:14:59 PM): then I could't fin the lyrics to the next one.
neocount (11:15:06 PM): which is odd.
alicesnickers (11:15:11 PM): next one?
alicesnickers (11:15:17 PM): i think im passing out
neocount (11:15:20 PM): lol
neocount (11:15:30 PM): "baby I'm in love with you" whose that done by?
neocount (11:15:31 PM): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxGOKVBvlo&NR=1
alicesnickers (11:15:35 PM): idk i cant remmeber anyting anymore
neocount (11:15:36 PM): hahahah fat men tock out.
neocount (11:15:39 PM): liar
alicesnickers (11:16:17 PM): im on the phone...with liz...
neocount (11:16:26 PM): ah.
neocount (11:16:33 PM): forever the riddler
alicesnickers (11:17:22 PM): done by what
neocount (11:17:39 PM): huh?
neocount (11:17:47 PM): forget it
neocount (11:18:39 PM): now whose the one not talking.
alicesnickers (11:18:57 PM): youare
alicesnickers (11:18:59 PM): )
neocount (11:19:16 PM): whatever you say mistress
neocount (11:19:19 PM): whatever you say.
alicesnickers (11:19:59 PM): theres like this black hole in my head
alicesnickers (11:20:11 PM): DEAR GOD ANTONIO
neocount (11:20:50 PM): what?
alicesnickers (11:22:08 PM): hahah anothing nothing
neocount (11:22:12 PM): what?
alicesnickers (11:22:49 PM): lol
alicesnickers (11:22:55 PM): nothing!!!!
neocount (11:23:07 PM): WHAT!?
neocount (11:23:10 PM): ^-^
neocount (11:24:19 PM): what?
neocount (11:24:21 PM): what?
neocount (11:24:22 PM): what?
neocount (11:24:24 PM): what?
neocount (11:24:25 PM): what?
neocount (11:24:26 PM): what?
neocount (11:24:27 PM): what?
alicesnickers (11:24:46 PM): cookie
neocount (11:24:56 PM): what kind?
alicesnickers (11:25:03 PM): acid..
alicesnickers (11:25:03 PM): HAHAH
alicesnickers (11:25:13 PM): have u ever had an acid cookie
neocount (11:25:15 PM): no thanks. I am not acookie man.
alicesnickers (11:25:24 PM): u don't like cookies?
alicesnickers (11:25:29 PM): u can't be serious!
neocount (11:25:40 PM): I am.
alicesnickers (11:26:18 PM): you don't like cookies
alicesnickers (11:26:21 PM): really
neocount (11:26:39 PM): Nop.
neocount (11:26:47 PM): I like cookie dough.
alicesnickers (11:27:04 PM): *throws hands in air*
neocount (11:27:12 PM): ?
alicesnickers (11:27:25 PM): fuck it! XD
neocount (11:27:50 PM): the cookie?
neocount (11:28:42 PM): haha pulling my own trick on me.
neocount (11:28:44 PM): whatever.
11:29:03 PM alicesnickers has logged out
11:29:18 PM alicesnickers is now online
alicesnickers (11:29:33 PM): oopsy
alicesnickers (11:29:45 PM): what were we just talking about ?
alicesnickers (11:29:52 PM): cookies right....
neocount (11:34:06 PM): ...no
neocount (11:34:13 PM): you were evading my question.
alicesnickers (11:34:23 PM): what was the question
neocount (11:34:30 PM): forget it.
neocount (11:34:50 PM): I got work tomorrow. I'm tired and I wanna get up early and work out
alicesnickers (11:34:58 PM): im confused
alicesnickers (11:35:02 PM): i just blacked out....sorry
alicesnickers (11:35:05 PM): idk what just happened
alicesnickers (11:35:07 PM): ask me again.
neocount (11:35:23 PM): have fun convincing Liz your not gunna be her partner in bi-ness and have fun with your oliver Martinez xxx dreams
alicesnickers (11:35:33 PM): you never answered my question..
neocount (11:35:40 PM): which was?
alicesnickers (11:36:00 PM): you have work tomorrow ^-^ sleep well.
neocount (11:36:14 PM): I thought you blacked out?
neocount (11:36:22 PM): I have the transcript of this entire conversation
neocount (11:36:31 PM): alas with your loggin out and back in you do not.
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