#i guess. i dont care that its seven years old. if you havent watched this show GO WATCH IT NOW AND GO IN BLIND
“I trust you.”
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GET TO KNOW ME TAG
i was tagged by @dolcetae ty so much for tagging me love !!!!ilu
RULES: you must answer these 92 statements and tag 20 people
THE LAST:
1. drink: !chocolate soy milk! the best drink you can have 10/10
2. phone call: my mom
3. text message: my grandma
4. song you listened to: agenda by Justine Skye
5. time you cried: idk about a week ago???
6. dated someone twice: this ho has never dated im alone
7. kissed someone and regretted it: i regret nothing
8. been cheated on: nope
9. lost someone special: um yes my friend moved away and we just kinda slowly stopped talking to eachother:(
10. been depressed: not really
11. gotten drunk and thrown up: never to the point of throwing up so ummmm
LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:
12-14. light blue, burnt orange and red
IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. made new friends: yepp
16. fallen out of love: no
17. laughed until you cried: many times
18. found out someone was talking about you:you mean talking shit? if so yes:))
19. met someone who changed you: idk... not drastically
20. found out who your friends are: actually yeah
21. kissed someone on your facebook list: i dont have facebook so
GENERAL:
22. how many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: ^^
23. do you have any pets: yesss two cats a fat one and a small babycat
24. do you want to change your name: i love my first name but i wanna change my last name tho its really generic
25. what did you do for your last birthday: went to gymnastics practise n just had a normal day... lame
26. what time did you wake up: ummm 9:45?? idk
27. what were you doing at midnight last night: playing seven of clubs with my grandparents and sister
28. name something you can not wait for: going on a roadtrip with my friends this summer
29. when was the last time you saw your mom: like 5 minutes ago
30. what is one thing you wish you could change in your life:i wanna have exciting clothes and a cool style and a neat instagram and just be a cool chill gal but im boring and look like a wheat bun
31. what are you listening to right now: airplanes and my mom n dad talking in the livingroom with the tv on
32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: dont think so
33. something that is getting on your nerves:umm nothng really
34. most visited website: tumblr + youtube
35-37. ?? i guess these are gone lol ??
38. hair color: dark blone with peach/pinkish tips
39. long or short hair: both look banging but long hair for me... i look like a 5 year old with short hair...... but i mean i literally am five so
40. do you have a crush on someone: kinda? idk my feelings are mixed://
41. what do you like about yourself: im not afraid to express my opinions and am very well spoken (aka too loud stfu tilda) also i have nice lips
42. piercings: i had my ears pierced a while ago but i was lazy and they grew shut
43. blood type: A+
44. nickname: when i was little people used to call me tintti but nowadays i just go with Tilda
45. relationship status: single
46. zodiac: scorpio
47.pronouns: she/her
48. favorite tv show: pushing daisies!!!!!!! i love it so much lee pace is amazing if you havent watvhed pd then GO WATCH IT also i love steven universe
49. tattoos: nope but i want two violets on my inner arm
50. right or left handed: right
51. surgery: none
52. piercing: not anymore
53. sport: gymnastics,, ive been doing agg for over 10 years now google it ALSO i love dancing and yoga n stuff like that i hate ballgames
54. vacation: ive only travelled inside europe (italy, france, portugal etc) but id love to go to japan or the us mmmm a girl can dream
55. pair of trainers: my worn out old pink nikes
MORE GENERAL:
56. eating:forreal i just ate some cherry tomatoes damn
57. drinking: either soy milk or water
58. im about to: go to sleepppp but this is taking so long
59. waiting for:sleep sleeping dreams bedtime snoozing siesta slumberland
60. want: nice clothes and love
61. get married: maybe someday
62. career: tf um no uh umm mm
WHICH IS BETTER:
63. hugs or kisses: huggies
64. lips or eyes: eyes
65. shorter or taller: i wanna be shorter than my so but i love to be taller than my friends that way i can scoop them up n rest my head on theirs
66. older or younger:dont really care
67. nice arms or nice stomach: stomach!
68. hookup or relationship: relationship? i wouldnt know
69. troublemaker or hesitant: a good inbetween
HAVE YOU EVER:
70. kissed a stranger: no
71. drank hard liquor: yes
72. lost glasses/contact lenses: i dont have glasses
73. turned someone down: yepep
74: sex on the first date: well nope
75. broken someone’s heart:..... i dont think so?
76. had your heart broken: not really
77. been arrested: no
78: cried when someone died: yes
79. fallen for a friend: no?
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
80. yourself: sometimes
81. miracles: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm no
82. love at first sight: hck to the no
83. santa claus: yes im five 🎅🏼
84. kiss on the first date: sure why not
85. angels: idk sure coolcool
OTHER:
90. current best friend’s name:i dont really have ONE best friend
91: eye color: grey blue
92: favorite movie: road to el dorado true masterpiece
im writing t his half asleep so whatever this took like 1000 years ughgh im not tagging 20 people i wanna go t sleep
anyways taggin my pals : @8boo @hoe4jimin @lqhani @11pristin @jackismyson @hoejisoo
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I challenge you to answer ALL the unusual asks. (If not just answer the ones you want to)
(thanks)
1) Spotifiy, Soundcloud, or Pandora?
Spotifiy
2) Is your room messy or clean?
Messy. very. very. messy.
3) What color are your eyes?
blue/green.
4) Do you like your name? why?
Not really. I got bullied for it in third and fourth grade about it, so Ive kinda disliked it since, but at least its not generic.
5) What is your realationship status?
in a relationship.
6) Describe your personality in 3 words or less.
Really fucking annoying.
7) What color hair do you have?
Blonde, but Im thinking of dying it.
8) What kind of car do you drive? color?
I cant drive, but my mom car is a green 2000 Toyota Camry
10) How would you describe your style?
All over the place and completely random.
11) Favorite Social Media Account?
Probabaly my Facebook, cause thats where I talk to most of my family.
12) What size is your bed?
Twin, I think.
13) Any sibblings?
I have two half sisters and two half brothers on my fathers side, and a twin brother.
14) If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be, and why?
Mars cause I want to go to Pigfarts Probabaly like the Oregon coast. cause I like cold weather and the West Coast
15) favorite Snapchat filter?
I dont use Snapchat, soooo.
16) Favortie makeup brand(s)
I dont wear a lot of make up, but I do like e.l.f.
17) How many times do you shower in a week?
On a good week, 5-6, on a bad week, 2-3.
18) Favorite Tv show?
Rick and Morty, or NCIS
19) Shoe size?
sometimes I wear a 5, others a six or seven, it varies depending on the style of shoe…
20) How tall are you?
5′1″
21) Sandals or Sneakers?
Sneakers
22) Do you go to the gym?
Nope.
23) Describe your dream date.
probably just like, picnic by a lake or at a park.
24) How much money do you have in your wallet right now?
I dont have a wallet, but I have a jar of pocket money with $83
25) what color socks are you wearing?
Im not wearing socks but earlier I was wear black socks.
26) How many pillows do you sleep with?
I only have one for my head, but I have 12 pillows on my bed.
27) Do you have a job? what do you do?
does being annoying and sad count as a job?
28) How many friends do you have?
12, but only half are close friends.
29) What is the worst thing youve ever done?
In third grade I gave a kid a black eye…
30) whats your favorite candle scent?
Spring Rain.
31) 3 favorite boy names?
Max, Alex, Jake.
32) 3 favorite girl names?
Raine, Sage, Autum.
33) Favortie actor?
Lenardo DeCaprio
34) Favorite Actress?
Emma Watson
35) Who is your celebrity crush
Dont have one.
36) Favorite Movie?
Rent
37) Do you read a lot? what is your favorite book?
I’ve actually been trying to read more, I love Sparrow Road, If I stay, and Shadow.
38) Money or brains?
Brains, teach a man to fish.
39) Do you have a nickname?
Moxie Clean, Moxanne, Molly Molly Moxen Free, Marshmallow, mo, mox.
40) How many times have you been to the hospital?
Once, when I was five, when I cracked my forhead open I Have a Scar I am Harry Potter
41) top ten favorite songs?
Thats What You Get~Paramore,Thnks Fr Th Mmrs~ Fall Out Boy, Misery Business~Paramore, Whatsername~Green Day, It Ends Tonight~All American Rejects, Be my Escape~Relent K, 21st Century Breakdown~Green Day, Always~Blink-182, Ignorance~Paramore, A Drop in the Ocean~ Ron Pope.
42) Do you take any medications daily?
Zyrtec, and Asprins.
43) What is your skin type?
No clue, kinda dry I guess?
44) What is your biggest fear?
Probably abandonment having no one care about/like me. or being a disapointment.
45) How many kids do you want?
probably just one. three max.
46) What is your go to hairstyle?
I just leave my hair down.
47) what type of house do you live in?
I live in an apartment, that is super tiny, and hasnt been updated since the ealy 90′s…
48) Who is your role model?
the woman my mother works for. and my Grandmother.
49) what is the last complement you recived?
one of my friends told me he liked my rant about depression.
50) What is the last text you sent?
‘bro, did you die?!?’
51) How old were you when you ofund out Santa wasnt real?
I was 5, I still put out cookies, but now they’re for my Grandmother and Grandfather.
52) What is your dream car?
I dont know yet, maybe just a Pale Green VW bug, or something that costs less.
53) Opinion on smoking?
I dont like smokers Ive been bullied my entire life cause all my clothes smell like cigerette smoke, but I dont really get to voice my thoughts cause most of my family smokes. But I have no plans to when Im old enough.
54) Do you go to college?
No. And I wont be anytime in the next five years or so.
55) What is your dream job?
Chemist/Nurse/Author, or something that does good and pays well.
56) Would you rather live in rural areas or the suburbs?
Rural Areas. Its nice to see all the stars so clearly.
57) Do you take the shampoo and conditioner bottles from hotels?
should I not?
58) Do you have freckles?
No, but my mother says that I did when I was younger.
59) Do you smile for photos?
Sometimes.
60) How many pictures do you have on your phone?
I dont have a phone so….
61) Have you ever peed in the wood?
nope.
62) Do you still watch cartoons?
yeah.
63) do you perfer chicken nuggets from Wendy’s or McDonalds?
I cant afford to eat out. (just for the record, Micky D’s)
64)Favorite dipping suace?
ranch.
65) What do you wear to bed?
it depends, it I dont feel like changing I’ll sleep in what Im wearing, otherwise, just sweats and a tee shirt.
66) have you ever won a spelling bee?
Ive never even entered cause in third grade, my teacher told me not to bother trying cause my spelling was too bad, so I havent entered since.
67) What are your Hobbies?
Is eating a hobby? I like to read, draw, write, and sit around being sad. and kazoooo
68) Can you draw?
Not well.
69) do you play an insturment?
Clarinet, Guitar, and piano.
70) what is the last concert you saw?
a band concert, that I was in.
71) tea or coffee?
Both.
72) Starbucks or Dunkin?
that depends on the day, what planets where seen last night, what color socks Im wearing, when the next full moon is, and weather or not I have money.
73) Do you want to get married?
Maybe.
74) what is your crushes first and last initial?
M.D.
75) Are you going to change your last name when you get married?
maybe.
76) what color looks best on you?
teal maybe? I honestly have no clue.
77) do you miss anyone right now?
My friends from school, and old nieghboirs.
78) Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?
normally, I would sleep with my door closed, by my brother broke the hinge, so now it can only be open
79) Do you believe in ghosts?
yeah.
80) what is your biggest pet peeve?
people who only care about others and never help themselves, people who act entitled when they arent, and people use terms they dont know the deffinition of.
81) Last person you called?
@geez-man, in like, June
82) favorite Ice Cream flavor?
mint or coffee.
83) Regular oreos, or golden oreos?
regular.
84) Chocolate or rainbow sprinkles?
both. yes. all of the above.
85) What shirt are you wearing?
its a leopard with the David Bowie lighting blot on its face.
86) what is your phone background?
*doesnt have phone*
87) Are you outgoing or shy?
A bit of both, it depends who Im with,
88) do you like it when people play with your hair?
sometimes, depends who it is. I have trust issuses with people who touch my hair, cause in fifth grade a girl told to whole school I had lice, even though I didnt.
89) do you like your neighboirs?
I dont know my nieghboirs that well, cause most poeple are only here a couple months and then they leave, so really Im indifferent.
90) Do you wash your face? at night? in the morning?
in the mornings.
91) have you ever been high?
nope.
92) have you ever been drunk?
nope.
93) Last thing you ate?
A chicken sandwhich with pesto, chedder and pita chips.
94) Favorite lyrics right now?
“why do we like to hurt so much?”~thats what you get, Paramore;
“The walls start breathing My mind’s un-weaving Maybe it’s best you leave me alone”~It ends tonight, All American Rejects;
“Well there’s a million other girls who do it just like you Looking as innocent as possible to get to who They want and what they like, it’s easy if you do it right”~Misery Business, Paramore.
“If I could find you now things would get better We could leave this town and run forever” Ocean Avenue, Yellowcard.
“Where’s your gavel? Your jury? What’s my offense this time? You’re not a judge but if you’re gonna judge me Well sentence me to another life.”Ignorance, Paramore
“Don’t wanna hear your sad songs I don’t wanna feel your pain When you swear it’s all my fault Cause you know we’re not the same”~Ignorance, Paramore.
95) Summer or Winter?
Winter.
96) Day or Night?
night.
97) Dark, milk or white chocolate?
Milk chocolate. but if you offer me white or dark chocolate, I wont refuse.
98) Favorite Month?
August.
99) What is your Zodiac sign?
Scorpio
100) Who was the last person you cried in front of?
I dont cry when Im with other people.
(I probabaly mispelled 50% of this. Im sorry.)
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1. You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say?it’d be weird because i’m ace but i wouldnt mind tbh
2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? we’re close friends. it was a recent kiss so?
3. If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? like heroin or meth? probably. but like pot or smth idc.
4. Is your last name longer than six letters? yes. its seven letters.
5. Was your last kiss drunk or sober? drunk
6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? every conversation i have hahahaha
7. What does your last received text say? miss u too
8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? fuck if i know
9. Where was your last kiss at? my bed
10. When is the last time you saw your sister? don’t have a sister
11. What do you drink in the morning? typically an energy drink
12. Where did you sleep last night? the extra bed
13. Do you think relationships are hard? yeah, but the right one is worth it, IF you can make it work
14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? yeah, i’d probably make myself more clear
15. You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? nah, we’d have a lot of fun
16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? warm and thunderstorming
17. Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? nah. i know a lot of people with elise as their middle name and i knew a girl who’s first name was serenity, but no one’s got the MIDDLE name serenity
18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants? sweatpants
19. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 years from now? damn hopefully
20. Does anyone like you? i think so
21. Have you ever kissed someone with a name that starts with an S? ya.
22. Is the last person you kissed gay? yes lmao
23. Is there a person you CANNOT stand? there are a couple
24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? i have two and i’m working on saving up for my third so yes
25. In the past week have you cried? i’ve gotten teary eyed but i havent cried cried in like a year lmao
26. What breed was the last dog you saw? on tv: pitbull. irl: whatever the fuck my weirdo mutt is
27. Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? out of
28. Have you ever kissed a football player? nah
29. Do you think you’re old? nope im a baby
30. Do you like text messaging? yes cause then i can ghost if i need to
31. What type of day are you having? it was fine
32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced? i have my septum pierced and i’ve had my nostril so yes
33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather? warm
34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you? oh yeah, my two best friends are both dudes
35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling? my ace ass? take a guess.
36. Are you a simple or complicated person? depends on the day
37. What song are you listening to? i’m watching homeward bound
38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it? yes, i rarely apologize without meaning it
39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you? lmao nah.
40. What made you start liking the person you like now? idk she’s funny as hell. fucking gorgeous. she reciprocated. she’s always been too good for me, and that just made me want to be good enough for her all the more.
41. When did you last receive a text message? 11:37 pm (an hour and 13 minutes ago)
42. What is wrong with you right now? lmao i’m stuck on someone who loves me but isn’t healthy enough to be with me. it’s a fucking mess.
43. How well do you know the last female you texted? pretty well! we dated. we’ve gotten closer since we broke up. there’s a lot i don’t know, but we tell each other things we don’t tell anyone else.
44. Does anyone disgust you? lmao yah
45. Would you date someone right now if they asked? bitch yes
46. Are you in a good mood right now? not really i have a headache
47. Who was the last person you talked to in person? my brother i think
48. What color shirt are you wearing? a grey redford shirt (support your local psp by checking out our signature brand of dog food, comparable to taste of the wild and blue buffalo but at a more affordable price :~))
49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear? nah not really
50. Anyone you’re giving up on? i’m fucking trying
51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for? no. i’m in love with her ass.
52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t? .........
53. Do you like rain? yes
54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks? considering i’m not a controlling, abusive piece of shit, no lmao
55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them? nah i usually end up telling the person
56. Do you like to cuddle? yes on a good day. i actually prefer to have my hair played with tho
57. Are you shy? nah
58. Do you get along with girls? yes
59. Have you dated the person you texted last? yes
60. What do you carry with you at all times? my cell phone, my wallet with my keys, my smile :)
61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you? fuck yeah. i got loans to pay off shit
62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months? with the right person, yes
63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship? oct 31, yah
64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute? FUCK yes
65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week? i mean my cat’s been chillin and that’s always cute. love ha.
66. How old are the last three people you kissed? 18, 19, and 19
67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself? if i have money to spend, pay to get em done
68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print? neither the fuck
69. Do you have any stickers on your car? i had a “stop bigotry” anti trump sticker but someone stole it :(
70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne? neither
71. Blackberry, Anroid, or iPhone? iphone
72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut? a couples weeks ago
73. Do you like diet soda? FUCK no. the saccharine is just as bad for you as the sugar and it makes me jittery AND it tastes disgusting
74. What color are the walls in your room? green. ugly.
75. Are you 16 or older? yes
76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars? no
77. Do you have a job? yes
78. What are your initials? esb
79. Did you ever have braces? nah
80. Are you from the south? im from va which is technically south but i dont count it :/
81. What does your last status on facebook say? let’s MCFREAKIN LOSE IT (about my mitski concert tickets)
82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed? kinda but not really. we talked about trying to date again but then she disappeared off the face of the planet lmao
83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad? used to be dad, but i haven’t seen him since like feburary cause he’s a mess. so its mom.
84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics? no
85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters? get out i think. or rogue one. whatever came out later.
86. Do you smoke? socially
87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops? flip flops
88. Is your phone touch screen? yah
89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly? however it combs out (wavy ish)
90. Have you ever snuck out of your house? no my mom dgaf if i leave
91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool? pool. i do not fuck with bodies of water other than the ocean, pools, and bathtubs.
92. Have you ever made out in a car? yes
93. …Had sex in a car? no
94. Are you single or in a relationship? who the fuck knows.
95. What were you doing last night at midnight? idr the fcuk
96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks? probably fourth of july last year
97. Do you like the camera on your phone? yeah its fine
98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? no
99. Have you ever passed out from drinking? no
100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate? idts
101. Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? yeah but like a fake one. i thought it was divine conception or whatever. i’m a lesbian lmao
102. Name your favorite Kesha song: tik tok
103. Do you have any tan lines right now? nah idts
104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts? for money or laughs, yes probably
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aborted nanowrimo attempt - november 2015
false bend sits on the coast and is quiet , and keeps to itself . its a town separated from the world by big high trees that pack together tight and leave no room for travelers .
toursits love it , you see . tourists love it . the people who live there wouldnt say they love it . but the people that live there arent overly emotive to begin with
everyones a little similar in this town and if youre passing through you arent going to notice that until you move on , you get to the next town and you remember the way people are Supposd to be. then it hits them , hits you , dawns on these tourists that hey something is a little weird over there , over there in false bend . somethings a little off
the people who live there know but they dont … acknowledge . that doesnt do much good . somethings fucked here , thats all they know .
somethings fucked and it reels in these tourists , who are on long scenic drives along the coast or are headed towards the national park up north , they are attracted to whatever this town carries they love the fresh ocean air and the clear crystal waters flowing down from the hills , the muddy streets , they love the towring trees the foggy beach and the cliffs above it (a witch lives in those cliffs) the tourists lap up the quirky locals and the weird way the light filters down from heaven , they love it , then thye move on . nobody moves into false bend , not really . like .. its been known to happen people Will move in but so slowly , it happens at at trickle . its like they come here . they love it , they want to Want to live here , then they leave again to take care of other affairs and in that time something Clicks in their minds like yeah , yeah false bend is nice , maybe we’ll drive through there again next summer or something but i guess .. now that i Really have time to mull it over .. i guess i dont particulrly want to live there . its nice but .. not for me
its not for anyone really . its a miracle the town even exists because no one fucking wants to live there Really .
Regardless
people live there . the same people , year after year . people dont really move away either they just . its Stagnant is what it is .
and then , in late summer , a full entire family moves in which is unprecedented entire Families dont move in if anybody comes into the town its a solitary being , maybe a couple , never a family . most parents have the good sense not to drag their children into something like this
but this family , the osmans , they move in regardless . theyre a weird lot , weird in just a way to fit in here and weird , water-damaged . the father is transferred here for work . hes a doctor . a … hes a pathologist okay , he works in a lab looking at germs . his wife is a mess , his two daughters are surviving. its a bad family .
they move into these apartments , known as being the nicer apartments in town. the building is low and either painted gray or weathered into that color who fucking knows . it has a courtyard which is pretty cute and well maintained , if you can imagine that . two stories , vacant feeling , nice apartments though . the stairwells are creepy . it feels a bit like a motel . the roof is flat .
these osman family move into the apartment that used to belong to gertrude stetson before her son sent her to an assisted living facility two towns over . the apartment was definitely too big for one old woman to manage on her own but at the same time its far too small for a four person family to live in. theres a sense that this apartment will be temporary , hopefully , thats the plan , please .
but really .. Are There four people living here ? the father puts in long long days at the hospital and sometimes just sleeps there . he has sleep problems , takes drugs for those, so if he is home hes passed out . the mother is here and there , shes not a staple in the ‘family life’. the daughters are the only ones there with any regularity . so maybe this apartment is just the right size .
theres two bedrooms , a bathroom , and reasonable space set aside for a conjoined kitchen+dining area and living room.
its some kind of arrangement
So , next door , across the hall from these osmans , is josef sokol , the younger daughter catches a glimpse of him and refers to him as the ‘tweaky looking fucker’ . its not a wrong assumption to make , josef doesnt look good . he doesnt feel good either , any time , at all , ever . he monitors his new neighbors move in just as he monitored old miss gertrudes move out . in fact , he helped , and his muscles ached for days after . so he doest help these new ones move in . he observes them through his doors peephole and gets a bad feel but he cant tell i if its just him or if its legitimate . guess he'll have to wait and see . he spies on them really , wonders if he should buy a coffee cake or whatever the fuck and give it to them as a housewarming gift . thats what ol miss gertrude did when he moved in here , years and years and years ago . but whatever . he ‘ll think on it . maybe .. he can get the coffee cake and give it to them and use it as an excuse to scope them out .. yes . yes sounds good . josef needs to keep tabs on people
he lurks around for days , observing simply. he doesnt work or anything , he doesnt have friends or hobbies , so hes free to watch these new folks movements to quiet his frantic mind . he Needs to get a feel on them . especially since theyre right next door to him . he sees a father and two daughters and a woman who stops by once who hes never seen before so he assumes shes with them , possibly the mother ? bad vibes , bad vibes . he sits on his barstool in front of his door , straining his eye thru the peephole , smoking a cigarette . he blinks , slowly
that evening he goes for a small walk to smoke some more . he runs into another neighbor , a man who lives down at the end of the hall fuck fuck oh fuck - a man who lives down at then end of the hall named terry . terry is out walking his shitty dachshund that josef wants to fucking punt across the street its peed in front of his door twice and barks in the middle of the night , soft far -off yaps that make him jolt awake . josef glares at this shit dog . shit dog is sniffing the bag of mcdonalds some lazy ass dumped on the gutter
‘so whatre the new neighbros like’ terry asks . josef shrugs , takes a deep inhale , tries to blow the smoke away from him but the winds being weird so the smoke ends up all going in terrys face anyways , but fuck that guy .
‘’nah, nah havent talked to them yet , figured id let them settle in first ‘ blatant lies : josef is in no frame of mind to speak with others right now . this includes you terry, you fucking demon . ‘ seem a little unusual but whatever . nice enough i guess . theres a father n two daughrers and i guess a mother’
‘you guess ?’ terry does this shitty awkward laugh that he always does when josef says something mildly weird which, to be truthful , is Often . josef knows this laugh in his goddamn bones
‘yeah . some older woman is there like , once . no clue who she is . neither of the adults look like the kids tho ,’ josef exhales more smooke , it goes at terry again , terry backs up . the shit dogs chewing on an old french fry cup thing what they fuck are those called ?? called shit dog chew toy now
terry gravitates away after that . josef does too . time to walk around a three block area and then return to his apartment . see if anythings new with these neighbors . think some more about that coffee cake .
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by the next afternoon josef musters up the courage , soothes his fucking brain , and buys this coffee cake . time to meet the neighbors . gotta prove hes a reasonable functioning adult . he puts on some relatively stain free clothes , and moves out . maybe he shouldve shaved too oh well . he knocks on their door , its a sunday , late summer .
one of the daughters answers . shes shorter than the other and looks mildly fucked up . she looks like she gets in fights at school over shit that doesnt matter (this is very true) and like she doesnt get enough validation . she also looks suspicious .
‘hello ?’ she opens the door just enough to pop her head out . theyre the same height , both of them . roughly five foot six , five foot seven . theyre at eye level . and they both have brown eyes . go figure
‘im your neighbor . my names josef.’ he sticks out his hand . she reluctantly shakes it .
'im bea’
‘heres some … heres this coffee cake . welcome to false bend ‘ josefs ability to do this suddenly fucks out on him and he wants to run .
‘cool ‘
bea takes the cake , josef nods , they both vanish into their apartments . josef is getting a Really bad feeling from these people .
later that evening theres a knock on josefs door . oh fuck . he silently jumps out of his cherished recliner and lightfoots to the door . nobody can hear him. outside is bea and her sister . the sister is taller , shes definitely more attractive , she looks more wellrounded for sure but still kind of dead inside but josef isnt one to judge . he opens his door
the sister immediately smiles and sticks her hand out . ‘hello! sorry i missed you earlier , i was taking a nap. my names gloria. thanks for the cake!’
josef shakes her hand , studying her . he cant get a good read on her and its fucking him up .
‘josef .. josef sokol . nice to meet you’ hes forgotten to smile so far so he makes himself do it . he thinks thats the right facial expression for this . glorias smiling so …
bea isnt but hes not going to trust her for social cues .
‘its nice to meet you, sorry my parents arent here , im sure theyd love to meet you too ‘ gloria goes on for a bit about things that josef doesnt necessarily Care about but hes glad to know . family of four , her fathers a busy busy doctor man doing his medicine , they moved here from new mexico , its so beautiful here isnt it ? it sure is .
gloria thanks him again , promises to see him around , everyone retreats . josef knows more now but fuck that just making him more confused . he feels paranoid . he always paranoid but Especially now .
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the osman apartment is a weird place to be . the grand dr norman osman has unpacked and situated all his earthly belongings . the larger of the two bedrooms is normal looking . the rest of the apartment , boxes and bubble wrap and the remains of several half assed unpacking attempts . the sisters are trying to make things nice but it isnt working like it should . theyve smashed their mattresses into their shared room , and have realized theres no room to put the bedframes in there , so now they have to figure out where to get rid of those . bea puzzles out how to get the wifi and cable set up , she figures it out , they spend an evening watching nature documentaries together instead of unpacking more because theyre tired . and then the next day they go on a walk instead because gloria wants to figure out whats where in the town shes says its so pretty lets explore . they end up doing that all day and are so tired by the time they get back they pass out .
bea knows her mother is staying in a motel and she doesnt tell gloria . it wouldnt be anything new but she doesnt want to say it . gloria probably already knows anyways why should she bother . mom is gone gone gone
they seee their father , their esteemed doctor , a few times .
he comes home almost every night , he takes his shoes off and immediately retreats to his room , he leaves early in the morning . the family does not communicate much .
but this is how things always are . life goes on .
josef observes , josef is confused . school is going to start soon , in a matter of days . gloria will be a senior , bea will be a junior . gloria wants to get everything unpacked before school starts . bea doesnt give a shit .
‘cmon . if it doesnt get done by school its Never getting done ‘
‘why cant we just go on another walk .. i want to look in the forest …. ‘
gloria wins , they unpack some . not all but some . they get the bathroom set up somewhat . bea finds her fuzzy sucks and puts them on . the apartment feels a little less shitty .
‘ isnt this so much nicer ?’ gloria feels like theres fresh air in her lungs . she likes things to be a certain way . bea doesnt care as much . they both clean up for bed and retreat . their bedroom has one tiny tiny window and they lay in bed awake , facing each other , eyes open . the moon is weak and the clouds are heavy , the light is cold and failing . they look at each other and think and remember
they arent related . bea was adopted by their parents when she was four years old and gloria is their godchild . gloria has seen a lot and it makes it hard for her to sleep sometimes . the first night they really truly met each other was a little like this , in the dark and staring at each other emptily . they are sisters in a weird ferocious way . they hurt together but theyre not dead
that night , like most of the others , norman comes home . theyre both awake when he unlocks the front door . they listen to him take off his shoes , take his sleeping pills down his throat , he strips his socks off , goes into the room , turns the tv on . the volume is low . light flashes under the door .
‘lets go to sleep ‘
please
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bea and gloria go to the coffee shop down the street the day before school starts . the street is poorly taken care of and theres a bunch of weeds growing , theres plants bursting out of everywhere in this town its just the way . and the buildings around the street , just like all buildings , in town , are gray and beaten . the ocean weather gnaws them down into something gray and dirty .
all the buildings are low . gloria looks straight ahead while she walks and bea looks all around them . a truck drives by them , maybe the passengers are somebody they will go to school with ? theres a bar with a shining neon sign across the street . crows sit on the telephone wires . bea watches it all .
in the cofffee shop bea gets a donut , gloria gets tea and a scone . gloria cares more about keeping up appearances.
they sit at the window to watch people inside , and outside , the coffee shop . as they sit it starts to rain a little .
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okay i dont giiiive a fuck
wanted to tdo donuts , donuts was boring ,
after the coffee shop wihc was Boring And a Mistake Fuck U .. afterwards thy go towards the ocean , it is cold and lovely
the ocean rolls out forever . before coming here , neither sister has seen the ocean before . they watch it for a long time . gloria is smiling , she likes it . bea is mildly horrified . she doesnt know why . she watches it move in front of her and she has a hard time breathing . oh she hates it . or not hates it . it scares her . and her first kneejerk reaction to being afraid of things is to hate them so its only natural
gloria wants to walk the beach forever , admire the nature and the shells and the gulls , admire the gulls and the clouds . . bea just wants to go the fuck home but hey she isnt going to ditch her sister on the beach .
they stay out there an hour , more than an hour . fuck im gying im g=done goodNight
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bea can only view her chemistry teacher with suspicion. marcus rydell , who has long braided hair and plays guitar and wont shut up about his beloved pet cockatoo and has a gigantic potted tree in his classroom that cant be removed without killing it , well this mr rydell is a weird guy . and bea can handle weird but theres just something so off about this guy .
all the other students love him , hes a school favorite. but bea is creeped out by his pale pale blue eyes. something about his eyes . she doesnt know it by name doesnt know what it particularly is but its there she hates it , it drives her nuts
(months later after shes established her weird , mildly shitty relationship with josef, she tells him about it . he looks thoughtful on it but doesnt offer much beyond 'have you noticed how others have that look? in this town?' and now that he mentions it she really does notice that . imagine that . much much later he tells her more and she realizes what it all means )
anyways
bea doesnt like this fisheyed hippie shit bastard and waching him an hour a day in class is a bad feeling. she stews on this in the back of class and is thoroughly unnerved by the time she leaves. she cant even whine about it to anyone - again , everyone loves him. also she doesnt have friends so like
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sol washington is the world famous darling of false bend, he has a huge home there on a cliff above the ocean with an all native species carefully maintained garden. hes there twice maybe three times a year . there is a live in staff of maids and yardworkers and one grouchy middle aged woman who takes care of his impressive 400 gallon fish tank. he loves those fish. she loves them too but not much else
josef would be the eleventh edition to this household and sol wishes he would but but josef doubts he could handle it and anyways , living in large spaces freaks him out . hes an opposite claustrophobe. also a reguar claustrophobe . josef has some issues
he goes to the grand washington house whenever sol visits , to keep him company and to be bathed in luxury. he also pays the house periodic visits to just to make sure its being kept to sols standards. and to send him pictures of his fish . he also kind of likes some of the staff there and likes to check up with them when hes feeling particularly sociable which is a relative term with him but is known to happen
sol designed the house himself of course . just as he has a fair number of the buildings throughout false bend. its only natural - hes a beloved renowned architect with a strong capability in interior design . he travels all over the world to build and lecture and entertain. sol is the light of whatever party hes sucked into . his passions are creation , and socializing (and the occult But ) in fact he met josef when he traveled to new mexico in the 80s to help create a spiritualists mountain retreat . a lovely complex integrated into the landscape and he picked up josef along the way . josef cant come to terms about how he feels on that - getting uprooted from the desert drug culture and transplanted into the northwest rainforest . he figures it was good in a way, not gong to complain about having a safe place to live and being somewhat sober is somewhat nice as well . he supposes . but going up north tossed open a whole new can of worms as well . thanks , sol .
josefs life in the desert was painful dangerous and something he will never properly recover from . hes killed a man and witnessed three other murders . hes wasted four solid years of his life on heroin , his body hurts and his scars stand out bright on his skin . and his brains never going to heal . but hes come to terms with that at the very least
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