#i have acquired the word fancept and i am using it almost exclusively to philzapost

[tmmyhug]

i think fancept suburban dad phil would love home depot. home depot is his weekend night out when the kids aren’t home. he gets drunk flies to home depot carries home thirty pounds of lumber and by the time the sun rises he’s built a backyard park taller than the house or a human sized birdbath or a new garage or something else equally ridiculous