#i heard the lyrics and was like “cypher valorant”

[syxnewt]

Imagine Dragons songs I know related vaguely to Valorant Agents

Not everyone has one cuz idk that many

Chamber - Enemy [vibes] and Bones [I'm in the bathroom looking at me/face in the mirror is all i need]

Viper - Natural [Cuz you're a natural/living your life cutthroat/you gotta be so cold/to make it in this world]

Neon - Whatever It Takes [Whatever it takes/cuz i love the adrenaline in my veins/I do whatever it takes/cuz i love how it feels when i break the chains]

KAY/O - Radioactive [vibes]

Omen - Demons [vibes. i like to imagine him listening and being like "it's just like me fr!"] and Believer [PAIIIINN OH LET THE BULLETS FLY OH LET THEM RAIIIIN MY LIFE MY LOVE MY DRIVE IT CAME FROm/ PAIN] [basically he feels like an oh the agony type of guy]

Phoenix - Thunder [Who do you think you are?/dreaming 'bout being a big star]

Cypher - Bad Liar [too many lyrics to list tbh] ["it's just like me fr!"]

[letsskiptothewedding]

⌬ 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐚 𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐠 ..

included: chamber, brimstone, astra, viper, skye, reyna, neon, cypher, kay/o, yoru, breach, phoenix, sage, jett, sova, killjoy, raze, omen, fade

platonic!reader x agent

a/n: just having a little val brainrot since i recently started playing .. i love yoru <3

chamber

“who is lana del rey?“

he probably only listens to classical music and despises any type of pop music; will definitely make fun of you for your music taste after.

brimstone

“idk what you youngsters listen to these days but… thanks?”

dad of the protocol so he doesn’t have time to get to know everybody’s music taste in particular. he’s old so, enough said.

viper

“i’m a woman though.”

even after you tell her that lana’s vibe in general just fits her, she doesn’t want to quit googling every lana song lyric ever to prove her point. she needs factual reasons for her to accept that you think of her this way.

yoru

“…”

no response. probably thinks he’s too amazing to be compared to a simple song (don’t come @ me 4 this i main him).

phoenix

“i… uh… thanks. i don’t know who that is but thanks.”

valorant takes place way in the future and i think that phoenix probably isn’t a person to hold on to the past, media wise. thinks it as a compliment (which it is) but can’t really understand since he probably hasn’t heard of her before. he listens to musicians of the present more. you could show him a few songs though, if you’re feeling risqué.

sage

“you’re too sweet, thank you.”

your lana del rey bestie. definitely as into her as you are and to her, hearing that from you might be very validating of your friendship so rest assured: she likes it very much.

jett

“err … thanks.”

has heard you sing her songs in the communal kitchen before and the lyrics really worried her. definitely doesn’t see it as a compliment. might ask you a few minutes later if everything is alright between you two.

sova

“that’s so nice of you … who is lana?”

just show him a couple of songs and he might join you and sage in your lana fan club.

omen

“thank you.”

slightly worried, he has heard her music drift though your room door before. knows you probably didn’t mean it in a demeaning way but you saying that didn’t feel all to good to his already unstable confidence in his humanity. you should probably reassure him after that it’s meant to be in a good way.