#i kept looking at everything but the field 🧍‍♀️

[yourdeepestfathoms]

Ride the Cyclone Kids Playing Kickball

idk i thought it was a silly little thing to make headcanons about

BOYS VS GIRLS

Ricky is the referee

Noel: hey, wait! it’s two against three! that’s not fair!

Penny: we have Ocean on our team

Noel and Mischa: that’s a good point, that’s a good point

Ocean, standing two feet away: >:0

In Penny’s defense

Ocean’s got lizard legs

Girl is NOT strong and definitely not athletic

Her kicking leaves a lot to be desired

BUT she is very fast! And she’s small, so she is nimble

When she actually manages to kick the ball a good distance without it going out of bounds or being caught, she will SCURRY to the base

(They only have one base so they just run back and forth basically)

She ALWAYS the pitcher when her team is in out field because 1) she can’t run for shit and 2) can’t catch for shit

Also Noel has no right to judge Ocean. he is JUST BARELY better than she is.

Constance has terrifying accuracy when catching the ball after it’s kicked

“Take her glasses away” -Mischa

Mischa keeps kicking it OVER THE FUCKING FENCE

Obviously he and Penny are kickball GODS

They can kick the ball SO FAR

And they’re SO FAST

One time, Constance stopped to get some water, Noel kicked, nailed her in the back with the ball, and she spit it out everywhere

Mischa smashed straight into a tree while running to try and catch the ball that Penny kicked

Brother was WINDED

He peed blood for three days after that because he knocked his kidney real hard (but he kept playing anyway, what a trooper)

Ricky let out the most shrill squawk after he almost got taken out by the ball when it flew straight for his head (Ocean was the one who kicked it. she wasn’t even aiming for that direction)

Poor Ocean once was sent TO THE GROUND because Mischa accidentally threw the ball directly at the back of her head while she was running to the home base

Girl was SNIPED

She was literally laying flat, face-down in the grass like

Everyone was FROZEN

Mischa was in SHOCK

Hand over his mouth and everything

They thought he had fuckin killed her because she didn’t move for a minute 😭

She was fine, though!

One time, the ball got stuck in a tree, and they all stood around said tree like 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♂️, just looking up at it

They tried to get it out by throwing their backup ball at it

The backup ball got stuck, too

“I’LL GO GET A BROOM!!!” -Constance

Meanwhile, Penny is already clambering up the tree like a goddamn ape

Noel watches on nervously from the ground, worried that she’s going to fall and bust her ass

Mischa tried to throw the broom up into the tree to get the balls down

Broom got stuck 😭

NEW TEAM: Mischa and Penny vs Ocean, Constance, and Noel

Ocean, Constance, and Noel are fucking TERRIFIED

[txtzy]

going to a game tomorrow night and i haven't been to one in forever