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Okay, but what's going to happen when Adrien takes a Biology class in school and learns that "Identical Twin Cousins" aren't a thing and are virtually impossible?
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Okay. This is not a headcanon or anything and I'm just getting tired of receiving hates because I post/ship Maribat/Daminette and other variations.
Like, seriously people. What the hell is wrong with you? What is wrong with shipping Daminette? Why hate it to the point you'd send me this bad messages? Gosh.
First of all, me shipping Daminette does not mean I hate Adrien. You can scroll down towards my first reblog/post and you won't see a thing here hating on Adrien. Sure, I'm questioning some of his actions but I'M NOT IN ANY OTHER WAY SHAPE OR FORM HATES ON ADRIEN AGRESTE. He is a cinnamon roll and some of his actions can be greatly attributed to his sheltered life.
Second, I know Damian is kinda crass and rude and arrogant. Like Felix but worse. But hey! At least Damian, in actual canon, is trying his best to be better. FYI, just so you know anon who sent me hate, Damian actually dipped Dick once in the Lazarus Pit in a desperate attempt to save him.
Third, I ship what I ship. Gosh. You guys are the worse. In One Piece fandom, I never got a single bit of hate for shipping LawLu. And I write fanfics for them!
Fourth, you need to grow up. And no, me taking the time to post this does not mean your opinions are relevant to me. I'm doing this just in case you attacked other Daminette shippers and I want to let them know they are not alone.
Fifth. If you can still see Daminette despite blocking the tag, you can just scroll past it.
XOXO.
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fantasy-pens · 4 years
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WIP Challenge
Thanks a lot for the tag @fictionalinfinity​ @miabrown007​ and @celestialtitania​!
So here’s my list:
Love is the Answer: (frozen)
The Queen opened her mouth to say something, but then decided to stay quiet. Agnarr was right. Discussing the past would do not good but only open the barely-healed wounds. She had lost her tribe, but he too had lost his Father in the war. 
And they both didn’t know whose fault it was. Just kids at that time, they did what childish innocence highlighted as the best. Protect each other whenever possible. She saved him from the war, and he gave her shelter in Arendelle, all the while protecting her, keeping her safe and close to his heart. Their love was unique,for it had not sprouted from any sort of beneficial royal alliances and friendships. Their love was strong, for it had braved the ravages of time, and had gradually morphed from close friendship to a bond that lasted for eternity.
The Frost In Our Hearts (jelsa)
Once upon a time, there was a girl
It’s weird to find your life story similar to a novel. It’s weirder to read a character’s life story as your own. It’s the weirdest to write your life story in first person.
So, don’t mind the strike, okay? Though I am sorry for ruining your first page like that ;p
2043: The Mystery of the Headless Hunt (Adrinette Miraculous)
“Detective, it’s past noon, so I thought-”Marinette snatched the sheets back from him and cuddled herself again, sighing into the envelope of darkness. “You and your tin brain, both can get the fuck outta here.”The sheets were snatched back again, and that was the moment of enlightenment for Marinette. Her roommate wasn’t a ball of sunshine; rather, he was one of Satan’s minions, pure evilness masked behind fake innocence.
Unnamed fic (maybe a supporting fic to some published work) (Lukanette)
“How do you manage to create these melodies?”
Strong arms wrapped around her waist as a chin rested on her head, and Marinette felt herself melt into the loving embrace.
“It’s simple. I just synchronise our heart songs together, ma cherie.”
A Golden Tomato fic (still deciding the title)
"And from here, you get the most beautiful view of the city of love, the city of Pa-"
"WHAT'S THAT??" shrieked someone. A tourist to be exact.
The guide broke from his praising speech, a bit chuffed at the interruption, and checked over.
Everything was normal. Birds chirping, traffic speeding on the lanes, houseboats floating down the Seine and tourists and residents flocking the city. The city, so peaceful, so calm.
Over-reacting tourists. Sigh. 
Fixing the clearly hyperventilating tourist with an unimpressed gaze, the guide spoke, "Everything is fine, sir."
"Really? Are you sure? ‘Cause if you are, then what for freak's sake is that?!", the tourist pointed frantically in the direction of the Louvre.
Ah!
 A fine piece of artistic malfunction was rampaging the area. Masked teenagers clad in red, black and yellow spandex were fighting a purple-clad bird-boy hybrid, all of them performing mind blowing circus stunts and parkour while fighting with a yo-yo, a baton, a top and a feathered fan. 
 The guide turned back to the group, grinning, "Yep. 100% sure. This is just another normal day in Paris. Now continuing the tour..."
A LadyNoir+Adrinette fic (Undecided title)
“MiLady, I know that look on your face. But please don’t take my Miraculous away. I didn’t even have a leather anniversary as a superhero!”
“I-what? No! I am not taking your Miraculous! And wait…” Ladybug steeped closer to him, and he caught the whiff of her pastries and flowers scent. He would have happily stayed in that small bliss had she not yanked him to her level by his bell.
“Do you specifically wanna celebrate a leather anniversary as a superhero ‘cause your costume is made out of leather?”
“Wow MiLady, you really are a genius. But, why are you still giving me this look?”
Another adrinette fic (I have too many unnamed WIPs...)
Nino had warned him earlier. 
The DJ had given the model the best advice a male human could ever give to another for the protection of sanity of their gender.
“Dude, no matter what happens, never ever, I repeat, NEVER EVER eavesdrop on girls’ talk. Especially when they are talking in groups in hushed whispers. You never know what is cooking in their minds, or what uproar they might create if they know that a boy had been listening. These veelas can turn into hornets in a matter of seconds. And you sure won’t want to be a crisp, sizzled cinnamon roll in the fire of their wrath.”
“Okay!” Like the blessed, not so innocent pure beam of sunshine incarnate Adrien was, he promised to follow the golden advice.
Being a Fox I Know Something’s Fishy
“Paris, it’s high time we realise that underneath the masks, Ladybug and Chat Noir are two ordinary Parisians, just like us, who love their city like we do. With the responsibility of an entire city over their shoulders, can’t we not just help our heroes a little by not complaining about the damage we suffered, when they saved our face in New York by dealing with our local supervillain out there?”
There are also some fully written unpublished fics in there in need of polishing soooo i m not gonna add them here as they are already complete!
Tagging @valiantwarrior37 @fanfics-she-wrote @ladykateofledfordpark @apopcornkernel and umm...whoever sees this!
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mcheang · 5 years
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Queen of pranks
I don’t know why I can’t just write holiday fics near the actual holiday. 😕 I don’t think this counts as a salt fic but it does get revenge on some characters we write salty fics about
After having to be a role model and juggle so many responsibilities, Marinette has been looking forward to April.
Tikki agreed to let her chosen go wild. She needed to let some steam go. In fact, Tikki had a plan to get back at Plagg for Kwami Buster!
Marinette’s first victim: Chat Noir
At midnight, when the month of April had officially begun, Ladybug had given Chat some treats to help him stay awake during school.
Because of his sheltered life and strict, controlled working environment, Adrien is unprepared for the pranks he has to face the next day. (And believe me, people aren’t going to go easy on him just because he’s like a baby chick in a war zone)
Marinette had to hide her head in her hands to muffle her scream when a sheepish Adrien came to school bearing blue teeth, courtesy of a Friend from work.
April Fools was celebrated in France, yes.
In fact Ms Bustier found her office flooded with paper fish made by the whole class
Alix and Kim were the ones leading the war, playing pranks on each other and everybody else all day long.
But Marinette had been Chloe’s victim for too long. She knew how to avoid the traps set by Chloe and Lila, and pretty much everybody else.
Her first target: Lila
1. Hide a fish in her bag. Yeah, that left a very big mess. Plus her stuff all stank of dead fish afterwards.
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2. Block access to her locker with a fake brick wall (thank you icarly) and find her locker behind filled with silly string
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3. Sabotage her soda to explode in her face
Second target: Sabrina (for sneaking into her home and stealing her diary!)
1. When Sabrina opens her locker, she is covered in an explosion of syrup and feathers
Third target: Alya (some of her blog posts were not at all approved by Ladybug)
1. Alya’s shoe soles were covered in sticky substance that would hopefully make it difficult for her to run after akumas
Fourth target: Ms Bustier
1. She came to class covered in sticky confetti
Fifth target: Adrien?
1. This was really weird but since Marinette now knew Chat’s identity, she could help Tikki prank Plagg. First, Marinette stole Adrien’s outer shirt during morning gym and found the Camembert inside. She switched it for dairy-free cheese.
2. Then she wrote on the white shirt: Sunshine child, and cinnamon roll on his jeans. She then slipped a card to her Chaton and asked him to find and prank her if he can before the day was over and she will agree to a date. Fail, and he can’t pun for a whole week.
When Adrien returns from gym, he accepts the prank with good humor until he finds the card. HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO FIND LADYBUG IN LESS THAN A DAY?
Meanwhile, Plagg discovers Tikki’s prank and wails that that was completely unnecessary and unfair.
Sixth target: the principal
1. She switched his computer mouse with an actual squeaky mouse
2. Classic bucket of water over the door
Seventh target: Chloe
1. Chloe is an expert on pranks but she doesn’t have a kwami by her side. Tikki phases through her purse and drizzles honey everywhere
2. Tikki hides Plagg’s cheese in Chloe’s backpack. When Chloe complained about the stench, Adrien had to quickly reach into his bag and clamp Plagg’s mouth shut because he wouldn’t stop whimpering at the waste of such a delicacy
3. Tikki glued Chloe’s locker door and all her stuff inside.
As Marinette and Tikki congratulate themselves on a successful day, Adrien tries to prank everybody by starting a food fight and hitting everybody.
As Marinette managed to hit Chloe with stew and Lila’s hair with pie, she also escaped the food fight with a few others.
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No surprise, an akuma appears “Jester.”
And yes, Alya was screaming with rage that she couldn’t run fast in her shoes. She eventually gave up and ran in her socks. (Gotta give her credit. Alya doesn’t give up)
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As soon as Ladybug casts her cure, Chat kisses her nose. Ladybug freaks out but Chat says her nose looks the same as before. Ladybug checks her reflection in a window and is reassured. She hurried back to school before she will be marked late.
When Marinette returns to class, Alya points out she has a red nose. When asked who did it, Marinette glared at a smug, gleeful Adrien Agreste.
Thank you Color-changing lipstick! Adrien had requested the Gorilla bring him during lunch. You couldn’t just wipe the Gabriel lipstick off, you actually need remover.
When class ends, Adrien waits for Marinette and reminds her what he is owed. Marinette blushes but excitedly accepts his offered arm and lets him lead her to a nice dinner.
The next day, Chloe and Lila ultimately declare their hated for April Fools. Not only were they inconvenienced and humiliated, but that was the day Adrien was lost to them. On April 2, Adrien asked Marinette to be his Girlfriend. She said yes.
Seriously, the class was surprised to find Marinette less nervous in her Boyfriend’s presence and Adrien ditching his Bros to cling to his Girlfriend.
Oh, btw, Kim was crowned prank king. He won for his consideration in including Markov in the prank. The robot couldn’t fly because his rotor blades were tangled in silly string.
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razorcat26 · 4 years
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Chat Noir Weight Gain Story: Chapter 7
Chapter 7: Professor Animate    
Ladybug and Chat Noir have to fight a new villain. How will Chat Noir manage to fight evil and fight off his desire to eat more.
Fandom: Miraculous Ladybug
Relationship: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug                                                            
Characters:Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug)  
Tags: Weight Gain Force-Feeding Belly Rubs Stuffing 
All characters at 18+.
All characters are owned by their respective owners.
AO3
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Their trip back to the city centre of Paris was fairly uneventful. Ladybug was just surprised at how agile Chat Noir was. He still managed to keep up with her, although every time he would land on top of a building, he would cause it to shake.
As the sun was beginning to rise, many Parisians were heading to work. Chat Noir would get the occasional glance from people on the street as they tried to figure out what that large black blob was, that was bouncing across the skyline. 
Moving past the Eiffel Tower they both landed of one of the cobblestone streets, which was surrounded by small corner stores and terrace homes. They started to hear screams coming from one of the boulevards. They both turn towards where the noise was coming from. In the distance they spot a large wall of people running towards them. They both jump out of the way of the crowd and land back on their feet. The heroes then saw in the distance what looked like normally inanimate objects roaming around, causing chaos. Cars without people, lamp posts, post boxes and buses without drivers were walking, hoping, and driving by themselves. They were bashing and crashing into everything they saw. They were all glowing green like they were under some kind of spell, thought Ladybug. While all Chat Noir was thinking of was how hungry he was starting to feel after his labour-intensive journey.  
Suddenly the objects start hurtling towards them but luckily both Ladybug and Chat Noir move out of the way from the out of control objects. The heroes then hop onto various signs and posts which were not affected by the mysterious green glow. The sign which Chat Noir landed started to bow from his weight. Ladybug then see a civilian trapped underneath a collapsed bus shelter. Using her quick thinking, she grabs out her yo-yo and lifts off the bus shelter to rescue a middle-aged woman who was trapped. The women then thanks the much skinnier hero and runs to safety.  
Just then a tall, thin man appears from around the side of a building.  He was wearing sharp pointed green glasses and was in a black and white striped suit. He had a long face with a clearly defined jaw line. He had a curly moustache and a sly grin on his face. “Well well well if it isn’t Ladybug and Chat Noir. I’m glad you’ve decided to show up to my lecture,” said the mysterious man. He did a double take when he glanced at the much larger Chat Noir, pointed, and said, “Wow… well it looks like this kitty has been having way too much milk,” laughs the man.
The heroes land back on the street pavement, ready to attack as Chat Noir growls, “I may have gained a little weight, but I can still move just as fast.”
Ladybug yells, “Who are you?”
“My name is Professor Animate and I’m here to teach you a lesson in physics,” he says as he pulls out a black fine tip pen from his dress shirt pocket. He then uses it as a wand, as a green beam of energy emerges from his pen and zaps one of the stationary cars. It begins glowing with a green aura as its engine begins to start up. It then races towards the two heroes.  Ladybug uses her yo-yo to lift her up to safety. While Chat Noir dives out of the way. His gut freely jiggling as he places his hand on his belly to try and steady it.
Ladybug then uses her yo-yo to strike the akumatised villain, but he manages to dodge her attack. Ladybug then helps Chat Noir to his feet as he places his hand on his gut and says, “Still trying to get used to this.”
Ladybug, blushes bright red as she says to herself, “C’mon, stay focused.”
The Professor observes the increased tension between the two and then turns towards a now quiet bakery. He then uses his pen and zaps the pastries and cakes which were on the display shelves. They begin glowing with a green aura and miraculously start to roll out of the bakery. Ladybug charges towards the Professor and goes in for another attack.
While this was happening, the pastries roll towards Chat Noir. He uses his staff to push them away. However, he accidently trips and lands on his large rear. He drops his staff, and it rolls away from him. The pastries begin to overwhelm the large hero as they force themselves into his mouth. All Chat Noir could do was munch down on the sweets as they continued to enter his mouth. He begins to feel full of the pastries as he was still stuffed from his trip to the factory. While chowing down on a cinnamon roll he thinks to himself that he should come here on his next bakery raid.  
“Enjoying your meal, fat Chat?”, laughs the Professor.
Ladybug, who was caught up with battling the akmatised villain, turns around to find her partner being force fed. “Don’t worry M’lady I got this. I’ve trained for thi…. mmmmffffh”, Chat Noir muffles a danish enters his mouth. Chat Noir lets out a burp after devouring the sweet. He then grabs the next danish and stuffs it in his mouth. Sweet after sweet and pastry after pastry he devours them all. He begins to feel uncomfortably stuffed from the mountain of food he demolished. His belly pushing further out, which causes his suit to rip even more. Chat Noir then rolls onto his side to reach his staff. He then uses it as a support to stand up.
“Hufff… Well that’s what you call fast food,” Chat Noir says patting his large belly.
“Hmmm, well you finished your meal earlier than expected you greedy cat. How about round two?”, Professor Animate replies.
“Not so fast mister. Lucky Charm!”, Ladybug yells as she swings her yo-yo into the air. A red and black spotted old school rotary phone appears above her head.
She then catches it and says, “Hmm… I think my grandmother has one of these, but how is this going to help me?”
She then looks around to see what she can use to defeat the villain. She turns around and sees a streetlight down the road, Chat Noir, and manhole cover light up. Ladybug then says, “I’ve got it,” as she summersaults over towards the stuffed and groggy Chat Noir and whispers her plan to him.  
Whilst still holding the rotary phone, Ladybug dashes over to pick up the manhole cover. She then equips it as if it were a shield. The Professor uses his pen to zap more sweets from the bakery. She then uses the manhole cover to deflect the Professors green beams. “Yes, I’m right… his attacks only work for objects he is mentally aiming for,” Ladybug says whilst the Professor growls.    
She then charges towards Professor Animate and yells, “Get into position Chat!”
Chat Noir then runs or more accurately wobbles, panting heavily with each step he takes. Ladybug then continued to push back the Professor, who appears to have a look of concern on his face. Ladybug’s eyes slightly peer above the manhole cover as she then swings the rotary phone like a boomerang. The handset cord catches the Professor’s arm while the handset swings around the nearby streetlight. His arm is then pulled back as the phone tightly wraps around the streetlight. Trying to free himself, Chat Noir who was still running, changes direction towards the villain. He then jumps and lands on the Professor, belly first. This then knocks him down as he is smothered by Chat Noir’s hefty bulk.
“Looks like this kitty has caught you. Also, I want to thank you for my breakfast. Too be honest I’m still pretty hungry, but unfortunately for you, you won’t be getting your just desserts,” Chat Noir says as he smiles and burps in the Professor’s face.  
Chat Noir then yells, “Cataclysm!” as his hand begins emitting black energy bubbles. The Professor tightens his grip on his pen as Chat Noir grabs it from him and it begins to disintegrate. The akuma flies out from the pen. Chat Noir then rolls off the Professor and he transforms back into the science professor from the nearby university.
“No more evil doing for you little akuma, time to de-evilise” says Ladybug as she captures the butterfly. “Bye bye little butterfly. Miraculous Ladybug!” yells Ladybug as she releases the butterfly and throws her yoyo into the air. With a woosh of magic, everything returns to normal.
She then helps up Chat Noir whose belly was still on full display for her to ogle at. “Well I must say your extra weight definitely helped take down that villain. Maybe Master Fu could train you in sumo wrestling,” Ladybug giggles.
“Yeah I’ve come to really enjoy being big,” Chat Noir replies, giving his belly a shake. “Maybe next time I won’t eat too much that I burst out of my suit,” he blushes.
“Not if I can help it,” Ladybug mumbles.
“What was that M’lady?”, Chat Noir asks.
“Ummm… not... It’s not a bad look,” Ladybug says as she blushes bright red.
Chat Noir smiles cheekily and says, “Well since you turned everything back to normal. I might make a trip to a bakery on my way home. Who knows maybe I’ll eat everything they have in store.”
Ladybug bites her lip and thinks to herself; she couldn’t believe she was attracted to Chat Noir.   
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You guys ready for this Miraculous Hot Take™
So we all know Miraculous is a flawed show, and we all love it despite all of the frankly terrible writing decisions it sometimes makes because the characters and concepts are so interesting. But you know what makes me the most upset about the show?
Adrien.
Adrien Sunshine Cinnamon Roll Agreste. Here’s the hot part of this take: If this was a more well-written and interesting show, Adrien would be a main character. 
“But, he IS a main character!” you may say. I respond though....is he really? Is Adrien/Chat Noir ever really shown as more than just a love interest for Marinette? Is Adrien ever really allowed to take control of the narrative? Is Adrien ever given focus and plot to carry alone? With the possible exception of Weredad, no, he never is. And that is a goddamn travesty.
Now, I know to a degree why he isn’t a main character. He’s a boy. The show doesn’t trust its demographic enough to relate more directly with a boy as a title character. Instead, they wanted to brand more as a show about a brave, heroic teenaged girl (who is a POC to boot), something that Adrien doesn’t really fulfill. And I am all for that! Do not read this as any complaint about Marinette or about the fact that this show is giving representation and all that jazz. I’M ALL FOR THIS.
THIS IS NOT WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT.
What I’m complaining about pointing out is that Adrien deserves more. He is the most interesting character in the series by far, and yet he is relegated to “side character” in episode after episode even though the show continues to try and present him as the second main character when every episode is completely centered around Marinette and her perspective. Let’s look at our two “main” characters:
Marinette:
Marinette is cute and a little shy/klutzy around her crush Adrien Agreste. She is a competent and talented designer with two loving and supportive parents and lives in an adorably cozy home above her parents’ bakery. She also moonlights (or really daylights in most cases lol) as a superheroine, Ladybug, who fights Paris’s supervillain Hawkmoth with her “partner” Chat Noir. She is well-liked by all of her classmates, with the obvious exception of Chloe, and almost always keeps a positive attitude. 
Adrien:
Adrien is  boy with a heart of gold who also happens to be the model for and face of his father’s fashion brand. While his public life is seemingly perfect, he is actually very sheltered and confined by his cold and distant father. His mother has disappeared   been cursed  who knows is not in the picture, and his home life is practically non-existent as he is driven relentlessly to master a plethora of skills that he doesn’t show any overt passion for in an empty and stark mansion. He is also a superhero, Chat Noir, who hosts the literal power of destruction but he mainly uses his abilities to escape his father’s oppressive thumb and make dumb puns to his “partner” and crush Ladybug. Oh yeah, also his dad is Hawkmoth. Ya know...the person Chat Noir actively fights against on the daily. That’s a thing.
Please tell me it’s glaringly obvious who has the more interesting life. Who has the most material from which to pull all sorts of driving plot? 
Yes, Marinette has stories to tell. Yes, I love to see her interactions with Chat and Adrien, not knowing they are one and the same. Yes, I want to see the ladybug dynamic and watch her save the day. 
But dear god, I want to see Adrien’s life and perspective. 
All the things I listed above make Adrien such a complex and interesting character. The contrast between the view and reality of his public life? The absolute dichotomy of his freedom as Chat Noir? The pining of his fans parallelled with his pining for Ladybug? The fact of two/three double lives under the same roof and unknowingly(?) actively fighting against each other? Is none of this worth exploring?
I know this show is aimed at young children; I am not a part of their target demographic. But just because your audience is young does not mean you can’t present thought-provoking ideas. (*cough cough* Avatar *cough*) I’m not even saying Adrien needs to take mainstage. But his part in the show is unequal at best (don’t even get me started on the ladybug/chat noir imbalance - that’s a different rant). 
The best example of this, in my opinion, is when we, the audience, find out Gabriel is indeed Hawkmoth (The Collector, Season 2). The dynamic duo starts to suspect this and investigates, but do we shift to Adrien’s perspective and see the shock and possible horror this revelation would instill? Do we take even the shallowest of dives into what this would mean for him? What he might be going through? His own father the supervillain of Paris who he’s been fighting an entire season? NOPE. It’s all “oh no, Marinette’s favorite fashion designer, she’ll be devastated if it’s him!” SHE’LL BE DEVASTATED?! 
In a storyline that has everything to do with Adrien’s life, the show still doggedly refuses to give him his moment, it refuses to give him true depth or emotion, it refuses to let us empathize with him when I don’t think anyone would argue, the episode should be ABOUT him. 
Marinette has held the reins in every. single. episode. yet the show is resolute in pushing Chat as Ladybug’s partner and continues to set him up as if he is a major player. It’d be nice to hand the reins to Adrien every once in a while and treat him like the main character you keep claiming he is. 
After all, it’s Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug and Chat Noir.
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