#i learned to recite the books of the bible purely out of spite but it still lives in my head rent free after a decade | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

weedplantar · 2 years

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My brain is hell because I'll forget things like my best friend's birthday or my own phone number but miraculously be able to recite entire episodes of amphibia word by word as well as every book of the bible in order despite having not gone to church in 10 years

#i learned to recite the books of the bible purely out of spite but it still lives in my head rent free after a decade #and if you ever need someone to recite the entirety of marcy at the gates from beginning to end im your guy #doo do do newtopia i cant believe it its been a long journey but we're finally almost there #anne? huh? uh thought youd be more excited. i am excited its just weve veen traveling amphibia for weeks #i thought thered be some sign of marcy by now. but nothin #maybe thats a good thing. your last friend was kiiiiiind of totally evil #*gunshots* shut up sage

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