#i like to give em a lot of piercings in their older designs it's fun n they'd think they were sick

[gaybutthead]

some doodles of young adult beav n butt

[internal-orchids]

I got some tasty THH headcanons from the oven if you wanna look

-Sayaka: Transfemme Polyamourous Pansexual (she/doll). She has perfect pitch! I also feel like she is really fascinated by fancy knifes cuz why not. Has a collection of em. Oh, but she has had those little plushies youtubers have of her band and owns plushies of the rest of her band. She’ll do your make-up and nails and hair and say you look amazing and kiss your nose! Her favorite animals are chinchillas. She’ll get mad when you don’t take care of yourself. She totally stims by playing with her hair mhmhmhm I’d play with her hair if I were her. She loves the smell of citrus, cinnamon, and berries! She lights scented candles all the time. -Leon: Transmasc Polyamourous Bisexual (he/they/strum/explo). He needs to walk around a lot. He gets really, really restless. Stims by singing? Sure why not. He 100% has volume issues. His older brother gave him his first guitar, and most of his cool punk jewelry. His hair is dyed. He pierced his own tongue. Chaotic mans, truly. I feel like he wolud really like Panic! At the Disco? He just has the vibes. Also a lot of eighties stuff. His favorite musical is either Rent or Heathers. He bites ice cream, and drinks sparkling water. Self-proclaimed gremlin man. WAIT I FORGOT MOTHER MOTHER. He listens to Mother Mother. He plays FNaF for the lore but will never admit it mostly cuz he sucks at it. Hates clowns cuz he watched Popee the Performer as a child and it fucked him up. -Chihiro: Genderqueer Pansexual (literally anything except it/its). They are actually really chill person! Once they become more comfortable with who they are, they really come out of their shell and make new friends. In addition to their programming, they also have learned 3-D modeling. I feel like they’d have a cat but be unable to let it in their room cuz it wants to snuggle. Well but what if they made a tiny keyboard for it so it can lay on that while they work. That works. They like making jewellery, and make those rainbow loom bracelets colour coded to their friends. They have a polaroid camera and take pictures of their friends. They even have a scrapbook! Sayaka helps them with it. They play Cookie Run for the character designs. -Mondo: Transmasc bisexual abrosexual (he/him). He can sew and do embroidery. He has to tell himself that it’s very very masculine while he does it, though. He spends way too much on hair products. Occasionally he uses super glue mixed with water in a spray bottle. He’s really nice to kids, and makes sure they are always safe! Yes, that means threatening assholes. I feel like he would stand in front of pet stores for fucking hours. No, mans volunteers at shelters. He swears a lot but they keep him on because he’s so good with the pets. He will get you on a motorcycle. It will happen. You can’t disagree with him. He has a tomodatchi that he’s had since he was like five. -Kiyotaka: Bigender (Male and Agender) demihomoromantic (any pronouns he doesn’t care). He can knit. It helps him calm down and stuff. Yeah. He’s actually…kinda boring? He has so many identity issues. Who even is he? He’s stubborn, y’know. Oh! I know. He’s actually just really awkward around people. He knows lots of little fun facts. If you give him enough time he’ll tell you all about any given topic you want! He just never gets time to talk to people. Let him interact! His favorite book is 1984 by George Orwell and it scares the hell out of everyone because he talks about how well the society runs. -Kiyondo: Non-binary (possibly polyamourous) pansexual (they/it/flame/match). They can sew! They like sewing. They can also imitate anyone that they hear cuz they get really really bored. That’s actually why a lot of they exist? They also like arson. Well, not arson. Just fire. Yeah. They like dressing up in either fabulous beautiful outfits, or greasy little mole outfits, no inbetween. They also bite people a lot, and get into a lot of fights. It’s ok though, they’re good at dodging. They think they are the hottest, most seductive person in any given room, but they flirt like a bad A.I. and never wash their hair so up to you. They are friends with Chihiro on Cookie Run but they mostly just fucking grind. -Hifumi: Cisgender aroace (he/her/they) HE IS FUCKING RICH. He doesn’t actually like buying physical thing UNLESS it’s like…a cosplay or figurine. He reads everything online, but he does commissions all the time and once he gets to Hope’s Peak he’s in really high demand, so he can charge a fucking premium. He’s suprisingly good at buisness. He is also a closeted furry, though he hasn’t made himself a fursuit yet. He makes other people fursuits, though. He honestly loves making costumes. He will join a discord group, he’ll love it and comsume his entire life, it will die, he’ll be crushed, and then the cycle starts again. He needs more IRL friends. -Celestia: Transfemme Lesbian (she/fleur/hush) I hate her but I love her and want to kiss her. She has a whole fuckton of peircings, and she’s got one of those chains that goes from her ear to her nose. She wear way too much make up too. Fuck it give her black lipstick. She tried to wear fishnets, but they messed up her legs and she doen’t like them. She wears those funky bell earrings so Grand Cherie Bois can play with them when he sits on her lap. She will never wear anything that’s not completely elegant, though she has a soft spot for fuzzy cat slippers. She kinda hates being her persona all the time. It’s fiiine though.

[surveys-at-your-service]

Survey #269

“why aren’t you scared of me, why do you care for me, when we all fall asleep, where do we go?”

What’s your sexual orientation? Bisexual. What are you obsessed with right now? lol y'all know my staple stuff I'm always obsessed with, so two recent ones are Skillet (I've been binging soooo hard) and drawing again! What piercings do you want? A lot, jfc. More than any, I want collarbone dermals once I lose enough weight to where they're prominent. I've been on a goddamn weight loss plateau for two years. What’s your favorite show to binge? None. I generally don't enjoy binging too much. Do you watch porn? No, not interested. Do you have a secret sideblog? lol this survey blog. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced? No. I very briefly considered getting one pierced, but I won't. Are you angry with anyone right now? Not like... actively. But passively it's there. What tattoos do you want? I refuse to die until I'm P A I N T E D  F O R  T H E  G O D S. Do you like paper books or ebooks better? Absolutely paperback books. It feels more "real," something to dive into, and it's easier to see and understand how far you're in. We talked about this in Writing once, was an interesting convo. Plus the smell of books, aaaaaahhhhh. Do you still have feelings for any of your exes? Yes How many followers do you have? On here? *checks* 265. Do you read erotica? No, I'd feel SUPER uncomfortable. That's why 50 Shades has never appealed to me. Have you ever gotten into an accident with you parents’ car? No. Ever thought of just picking up and moving far away? Oh yes. What’s the wallpaper on your computer? My lock screen is the Halo of the Sun from SH, and my actual desktop wallpaper is my favorite closeup of my late pup Teddy. What is the last thing/person you took a picture of? Probably a stupid Facebook meme to show Sara or something lmao. Name a band/artist you like that isn’t that popular. Otep. Can you lift your significant other (your best friend if you’re single)? I'm sure I could. What is the first vehicle you recall your parents/guardians owning? Mom had a blue/greenish van for most of my childhood, while Dad had this old tan thing that he nicknamed "Frida the Cheetah" lmao. He had that damn car forever. Have you ever seen counterfeit money? Not knowingly. Have you ever lost a pet you were attached to? Well of course. I grew up with tons of pets. What was the most rebellious thing you’ve ever done? Probably texting back "fuck you" to Mom when she was being really shitty when I was having a breakdown. Pick one: laundry, dishes, or vacuuming? I'd pick vacuuming over the others any day. Have you ever moved and had to change schools growing up? No. You are forced to move out-of-state. Where do you go? I literally want to move to Canada. The highway and back roads take you to the same place; choose your route. Back roads, probably. You’re going to be a mom/dad; what do you think/do? Have a fucking panic attack. Are you more likely to give up or persist when you’re having trouble? It really depends on the seriousness of the situation, but in most cases I've actually faced, give up. Do you resemble one parent more than the other? I don't think so. Your best friend needs a kidney to survive; do you give them one of yours? If we're compatible, yes. Name a big life event that has taken place for you within the last 2 years. Nothing because my life is incredibly monotonous and stagnant. Name one difficult lesson you’ve learned. Life isn't fair, and life doesn't care. Name one thing you look forward to as you get older. Hey, let's hope I can be a functioning adult before I'm 70. Do you use your hands when you talk to emphasize what you are saying? Yes. Will you usually admit it when you’ve made a mistake? Yeah. Does stress ever affect you physically? If yes, how? Oh, yes. My stomach will absolutely hurt and I sweat more than normal (I say "normal" because I have hyperhidrosis). Did you have a money box as a kid? What shape was it if you did? I don't remember... I know we didn't regularly get an allowance or anything like that, but maybe I'm sure I stored money I was given somewhere? Has kids TV ever frightened you? As a kid, I both watched and feared Courage the Cowardly Dog, lol. Do you have any potted plants in your house? No. If you were born outside of your era, when would you want to be born and why? Early '80s! What a time for music, metal fashion, and fun. If you ran a store, what would you sell/have? IF I was more knowledgeable on more species, probably reptiles and more proper care materials and give advice that's not shit. Places like PetSmart and Petco just... disgust me. What part in a movie would you love to play? If I was confident in acting, probably the maniac lmao. I've experienced enough Crazy for that. What's the oldest article of clothing you own? I don't really know, but I do know Mom has a lot of my and my siblings' shirts as we've grown up to knit together a blanket one day. Fuckin cute as hell. What piece of furniture have you replaced the most? The couch. What instrument do you wish you could be more than great at? Guitar, with that electric twist anyway. What’s the best part of your favorite movie? When Simba roars atop Pride Rock in the storm and all the lionesses join in FUCK I get goosebumps out the WAZOO. What do you think is the most over-rated candy ever? Twizzlers, disgoosting. If you could only debate two topics the rest of your life, what would they be? LGBTQ+ rights is #1, then... hm... probably the pro-choice argument. Or just women rights in general. Out of your friends, who would you say you are most jealous of, artistically? Oh man, my friend Mini. She drew pretty well when we were young, but her skill like... increased exponentially with time. She doesn't draw in a *style* I'm envious of, but that growth tho. Most jealous of….intellectually? Girt. What is broken that you have, that you wish was fixed? My brain lmao. A famous person you have met? Nobody. Who were the last five people to text you? Dad, Sara, Ashley, Mom, and my grandma. What is your favorite book that you had to read for school? The Outsiders. Think of the last two people you kissed. Who was more fun? I've explained the "idk if *I* ever actually kissed Girt" before, but just for the sake of the question, I'll just count him. I tbh hated it only ever because why were your lips always wet, sir???? The latest person was Sara, and she kissed fine. If your house was burning down and you only had sixty seconds to grab one or two things, what would you grab and why? Roman and Venus because they're family and I adore them. Out of all the concerts you have been to, which band/singer was the best performer? Alice was great! When was the last time you went miniature golfing? For Jason's and my second or third anniversary, so a long time ago. What’s a song you like from a genre you hate? I always answer this question with a country answer, so let's go rap. Hm. OH, probably a Post Malone song. I actually don't mind him. If you had twin girls what would you name them? Alessandra indisputably, and then the other... maybe like, Josephine. Especially as twins, I'd want two gorgeous, less-heard names. What kind of condoms do you use? I don't use any because I'm not sexually active. Do you say years young or years old [ex: 16 years young or 16 years old]? Man, I miss the days I could confidently say "years young," lmao. Do you have any personality disorders? Avoidant, yes. I'm pretty convinced I have dependent PD, too. Do you shave your arms? Armpits, yes, but not my entire arms. What do you dip your fries in? Ketchup or honey mustard. Has one of your good friends ever moved away? Damn, yeah. I particularly remember this girl from elementary school in I think the 5th grade that I was very close with, yet I don't remember her name now. What color car are you when you play The Game of Life? Dude idr the colors at all. Which hair color do you find the ugliest? I've seen it be pulled off, but generally, yellow. Would you date a guy that wears more make-up than you do? Hell yeah man you fuckin strut that shit. Did you ever play M.A.S.H. when you were little? Ah, I remember that! Sure did. If you were getting married, who would be your maid of honor? My mom. If you have any pets, were they adopted from the humane society? No, but I would of course. Do you like home design, like picking out paint colors and furniture? Not any more than the average person. Do you chew gum on a regular basis? No. List all of your features that you have ever got compliments on: Do you mean just physical? If that's the case, hair, eyes, smile, uh... I feel like that's it. WAIT I can't remember who but someone once called my nose cute. Have you ever been in a hot air balloon, and if not, would you ever want to go in one? No; yes. What type of computer do you have? It's an Acer Nitro 5. Is anyone else in the room with you right now? My snake. Do you whiten your teeth with crest white strips? Not Crest, but a different brand, yes. I hate my teeth. Do you listen to local bands? Not really. I will sometimes listen to an old friend's band, at least bits of what they post on Facebook. Nova Mortis, check 'em out if you like pretty heavy metal. Do you have a pool in your back yard? No, but damn do I wish. Do your parents fight? Do they even talk at all? That's why they're divorced. They, especially Mom, avoid doing so whenever they can. Do you drink alcohol on New Year’s Eve? Usually. Do you wear rings? Just one, a friendship ring w/ Sara. Are there any restaurants in walking distance to your house? It'd be quite a long walk, at least by my standards. What was the last picture you uploaded to your Facebook? A picture of Mom and me. Have you ever listened to the same song on repeat for hours on end? YES. When I find a song I really like, I become VERY obsessive. Like I will play it and play it and play it for days. I in general have an extremely obsessive personality. Do you like staying in hotels? I don't have much of an opinion. It's a nice change of space, though. Are musicals interesting or boring? They're cheesy to me. What is your favorite scent of incense? (If you burn it) Okay, HEAR ME OUT. There is legit a kind called "monkey farts" that smells SO FUCKIN GOOD. Jason used to burn incense in his room all the time and that was my favorite one, so I use it now. Where do you normally hang out on the weekends? At home. I'm always at home, regardless of the day. Can you tune a guitar by ear or do you need a tuner? I never could. Do you like love songs? Generally, yes. They're sweet. Would you rather drink 7Up or Sprite? Fun fact: Sprite used to be my FAVORITE soda as a kid. I even had a fuckin Sprite shirt. Now, I hate it. I haven't tasted 7UP in forever. What is your favorite song as of right now? I'm seriously digging Halocene lately, esp their cover of "bury a friend." Have you ever sex texted? This is gonna sound so stupid, but I'm actually not *totally* sure what that is? Just like, dirty talking or like, virtually RPing sex? The former I did when I was fuckin 12 like a goddamn idiot, but not the latter. When's the last time you went out of state? A year and a half (I think?) ago to visit Sara. What was your favorite TV show last year? I didn't *really* have one, at least not actively. Like I didn't devoutly watch anything. Would you know who to talk to if you wanted weed? HAHA I sureeeee do. I wouldn't want any, though. What is your favorite Beatles song? "Hey, Jude." If you could kiss anyone right now, who would it be? I don't want to think about this. What is your favorite energy drink? I don't like energy drinks. Way too intense. Have you ever been to Hooters before? No. When's the last time you tripped? (Literally or, you know) HA, funny I take this survey today because my left foot is either broken or I seriously tore a ligament in it because I fell yesterday. I had to go up a dose on my medication that helps my nightmares, but it's notoriously for lowering your blood pressure, and mine is naturally low. I got up to go to the bathroom and grab breakfast and many times nearly passed out from being so dizzy until I finally fell and my foot bent forward. I couldn't even walk by myself yesterday and am still really struggling today. Our family friend brought the boot she wore when she broke her foot over just a while ago, but if this doesn't help, Mom's demanding I go to the ER. Can you touch your toes? I don't know HOW I can, but I can, I guess from when I did yoga daily and I could pretty much go under my feet. What would you say is the best feeling in the world? Being in love and knowing they're in love with you, too. Have you ever “spoken” to any celebrities via Twitter? No. Do you like croissants? YESSSSSSSSSSS. Do you get a lot of traffic outside your house or not? Yes. Mom explained to me why one day because I'd asked, but idr what she said. Do you eat cereal bars? No, I'm a granola bar person. Would you consider yourself healthy? Uh no. Assuming you could speak and understand the language, would you ever study in a foreign, non-English speaking country? Sure, for like a year or so! Doing that in Germany would be amazing. Are you on any prescribed medication? A lot. Do you know any immigrants? I know an illegal one that got deported. I probably know others. Have you ever lived in university or college accommodation before? No. If you haven’t already, are you scared of leaving home? If you have, do you like it? Very scared. I'm just very dependent and ignorant on how to be an adult. If you could only eat one vegetable for a year (not including potatoes) what would it be? Broccoli. Do you have a certain routine in the bath or shower? What is it? Shave, shampoo, facial scrub, this exfoliating brush for your feet, and then body wash. Is there anything that you loved a year ago but just can’t stand now? Hm. I don't really know. What’s the weirdest meat you’ve ever eaten? I took the SMALLEST bite out of it because I couldn't stomach eating it, but after a lot of convincing I tried a microscopic bit out of deer jerky. If you smoke, what brand of cigarettes do you smoke? If you don’t, have you ever tried? Don't smoke and don't want to. Do you like dried fruit at all? what’s your favorite type? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO.

[mickangelo]

｡* ‧ ☾ HARRY STYLES — I swore I just saw MICHAELANGELO 'MICK' ALFONSI walking down mainstreet. They’re a TWENTY FIVE year old ALPHA, thats been living here for ONE MONTH. They just came from a TERRA pack meeting, and are a GENERAL MEMBER. You might catch them around working as a FASHION DESIGNER, if you bump into them in a good mood they’re rather GRANDIOSE, but on a bad day you might notice they’re also OBSESSIVE.

BASIC INFORMATION;

Name: Michaelangelo Leonardo Alfonsi

Nicknames: Mick, Milo, Mickey

Age: 25

Secondary Gender: Alpha

Birthday: July 27th

Zodiac: Leo

Ethnicity: Caucasian 

Nationality: Italian

Birth Place: Crema, Italy

Education: Bachelor’s Degree or equivalent in fashion design

Occupation: Fashion Designer

APPEARANCE;  

Height: 6 foot

Weight: 163

Build: Toned but trim

Hair Color: Brown

Eye Color: Light gree

Tattoos: NOT canon to his fc!!!! sorry harry -- i’ll be picking and choosing specific tats for him later but he does have ink!

Piercings: ears

Shaved/Trimmed/Natural: trimmed

Dick Size: 8.5 ish

Wolf Color: Tawny / auburn

Wolf Size/Build:

SEX;

Kinks: restraints (scarves are a fave), impact play, orgies, daddy kink, orgasm denial, breathplay, dirty talk, body worship, edge play, pregnancy kink probably, rimming, sensation play, wax play, etc

Neutral: bdsm, rough sex, anything requiring him to be a total 100% absolute dom (outside of his rut), petplay

Anti-Kinks: bathroom play of any kind, ageplay, complete feminization

Favourite Positions: anything BUT missionary

Safeword: donatella 

HISTORY;

originally from crema italy and spentmost of life there. his mother is a fashion designer and his father was a uni etymology professor. he had a very creative and intellectually rich childhood.

because of his upbringing, he comes across as a little… pretentious. like he knows aLOT and had a head start in the fashion industry and so all his connections make him seem lofty and maybe annoying – we’ll have to see

he’s a charmer to a fault. all smarmy and flirty, he’s been flashing his dimples at people since he’s had ‘em and it’s worked in his favor

he’s not used to hearing the word no. he’s been spoiled and allowed to indulge any whims that cross his mind

because of this, he has an obsessive personality where he’ll go through fads. one day he may be super into faux fur and then the next day, he’s over it and onto something else. the same goes for people. he may have you thinking you’re soulmates, everything about you has aligned but then the next day he’s onto someone new

he moved to america to start his own line after finishing his degree. he wants a name for himself outside of the ‘family business’ & his mother. she’s still based in italy but him and his father transferred to america ( his father is a professor (maybe a future wanted connection – who knows)

his strong italian accent lures people to him and his attractive face and personality ensnare people longterm. he’s the type of person to have a crowd of friends around him at all times

throws wild parties and is kind of a modern day dionysus, always surrounded by drugs and booze and wild orgies. he lives to be enamored and gives only tokens of his affection in return.

fashion is his one constant tbh.

he misses home and being surrounded by the intellectuals his father always brought around ( a lot of them older men that he’d seduce ngl ) but he lets those frustrations out sexually so y’know.

constantly turnstyle on this boy’s bedroom door

ANYTHING ELSE

we love recycling characters tbh so that’s why he has a bit more to his bio than baby marley. but he’s not your typical ‘alpha male’ type. very eccentric and flamboyant and fun for me to play so hmu!

[subzeroiceskater]

Nice.

“I thought you liked girls! Didn’t I see you swooning over Pride and Iris?”

“Netto-kun, I was what, eleven? Twelve?”

Bisexuality? Not that compulsory heteronormativy isn’t a thing but. Well, personally speaking, I’d just like to have it acknowledged and not be the binary of “you’re either straight or gay”.

“His name is Jomon Teruo.”

“Jomon?”

“As in Japan’s Jomon Electric megastore?” Rockman chimed in.

“That’s it. His grandfather is the CEO.”

… Now, on top of that, he was beholden to some snotty rich kid. The spawn of one of the country’s most affluent name-brand families, in fact. They’d probably ride off into the sunset together in a luxury sedan, flocked by enough maids and servants to make Yaito-chan jealous.

I wonder if Teruo was chosen just because he’s canon rich to serve this role. Yeah, I’m just skipping to the parts where he gets mentioned.

“My counsellor recommended I check out Japan Club. That’s where I met Teruo-kun. He was super welcoming, and we planned all sorts of cultural events together to promote awareness.”

That’s actually pretty sweet. Good on you, Teruo.

The geek delivered a chaste kiss to the now-standing Tohru’s cheek, an act which caused Netto discomfort. “C-cancelled. S-so I flew here instead.”

“H-hi there, I-I’m Jomon Teruo.”

“Hikari Netto.” They shook hands, and the seated one noted the latter’s stutter.

So this was the wolf himself. Not what Netto imagined. The freckled hafu wore a baggy newsboy hat, rimless vintage pink sunglasses, long-sleeved shirt with circle of iron filings splaying the front and lightning bolts running up the arms, white slacks, and utility belt. He looked more like a mechanic or a rock and roll delinquent than the grandson of an electronics magnate. The only overt indicator of his wealth was his one obnoxious pierced ear, flaunting a diamond earring.

To be fair, this is probably more canon and in-character than everything I’ve ever done with Terry. BUT this is just straight up pulling from his game appearance from the mentions of “geek” and the stutters. This is just straight up his canon design as well, which, in my opinion, is A Look.

Although, I’m assuming if they’re older in this fic, they’d somehow dressed differently? The author is mixing game canon into the anime one (which I’ve never seen. To be honest, if Terry had ever appeared ONCE I would’ve watched the whole thing a million years ago, lol favoritism).

Although, hafu? Where did that come from? Terry's not said to be half-anything in the text or anywhere else in canon--absolutely nothing wrong if he was but this is the only place that mentions it for some reason?

That’s not really based on any canon thing at all. Is it because he was renamed Terry in English? That won't make sense in the Japanese setting of this fanfic? Like, even Terry could just be a nickname from Teruo. Teri is even still a a Japanese electric term.

N-not at all. L-lemme tell ya, robots are fascinating. A-and you’re apprenticing under Aoki Makoto? S-she’s a legend in the robotics community.”

“You should let Teruo-kun have a look at what you’re working on,” Tohru proposed. “Robotics are his specialty.”

“Q-quit it, Tohru-chan.”

Drat. He was modest too.

Teruo’s actually pretty cool with this? I’m anticipating the heel turn any time now but this is pretty nice. Based Teruo, loving and supporting robotics, female scientist and his fiancé.

Putting together Terry and Copybots is such an obvious thing that I'm mostly glad someone else did that!

A genius who could match pace with Tohru’s intellect, wealthy and reputable, with a sturdy career. Netto had nothing to offer. Teruo was everything he couldn’t be.

Well, yeah, Terry/Teruo’s shown to be good with robotics and have a rich grandpa but, seriously, Netto. This is a little too much, pfft. Although, that is the point of a pining romantic fanfic, I suppose. I’ll be honest, I haven’t read fanfics for a long time. It just feels more like the plot is leading the characters on and slotting them into types instead of letting the IC personalities and motivations arise naturally or speak or whatever.

And now I’ll turn into about myself. Am I any better with my own stuff? Nope! Author did this the same reason I do my own art—coz it amuses ‘em.

“His boyfriend is rotten! A scoundrel! The heavenly bodies foretell it!”

Yep, it’s definitely not me Netto-kun likes. Teruo-kun wouldn’t harm a fly! Tohru relished the garlic in his dumplings.

HERE WE GO 😈

The powwows a directionally inadept Dingo held asking his tomahawk for counsel locating Maha Ichiban’s customers came to mind, and Netto justly grew skeptical.

What? Err… You know what, I’ll just concentrate on the Teruo parts. For my own peace of mind. I don’t want to get legit mad again.

Tohru was entitled to the world. On Teruo’s lanky arm, that attitude represented a concrete, dynastic legacy. If the cost of that felicity was that he himself would fade, amen! Tohru’s contentment justified the tribulation. He could take it. For his beloved, he could learn to suffer the grief.

Yeah, this kind of thing. It feels more like Teruo is just an obstacle for the eventual realization of Netto’s true love. Like any trope, it’s not that’s necessarily bad but this is a little too on the nose and a little too overwrought for me. xD Maybe Netto was too different in the anime but I don’t really hear Lan thinking or talking like this, even as a grown up or in love. It’s just stuff like the author is blatantly going “hurry it up and get together” but at the expense of the story. It’s…well, “fanfic” writing.

I’m not explaining myself very well. This is why I don’t write fanfic myself, lol.

“Based on the evidence, we’ve secured a warrant to take Sparkman’s suspected operator, Jomon Teruo, into custody”

HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO

“Now that you mention it, Teruo did express a dubious interest in our research. Gah! Romeda-san was right!” He smacked himself, realizing the phony psychic’s prediction had come to fruition. “The jerk is shady!”

He’s a robotics guy who’s interested in robotics stuff. He seemed perfectly normal when you talked to him. How is that shady.

His vilification of Teruo abruptly gained legitimate weight.

😈 😈 😈 To be clear, I’m not mad or anything. This is actually a lot more fun than I expected it to be. It’s more funny than anything. Like, here’s Teruo being an okay dude who’s being guiltily vilified by Netto…but no, he was right, all along!

“Even though I’m not worthy of your love, even though I’ll never be able to give you the things he can, that doesn’t change the fact that I will protect you, Tohru-kun! No matter what! You may hate me for it, but there’s no avoiding it anymore!”

Teruo’s a shit Netbattler. You’re one of the best. Go beat his ass netbattling or something, Netto.

He located Teruo immersed among the gizmos in his lab. Untidy as a hoarder, blueprints and tools lay disorderly, necessitating Tohru dance around the innumerable hazards to his feet. His grease monkey boyfriend was hunched over a project, welding. Blue embers licked the metal as he mended a garish scar begriming its surface.

Okay, I can’t believe how cool Teruo is in this fic. I mean, he gets to do robotic-labs shit, even if just by implication. What the fuck.

“Yo, Tohru-chan!” Teruo jerked his helmet up.

He was tinkering with a robot. A Copyroid.

No…

“What have you done?”

“My oh my, that Hikari Netto did a number on you, didn’t he?” Teruo patted the Copyroid. “I rewired it. Optimized its destructive capability. Rebooted it without those pesky inhibitors. No safety parameters. I’ve accomplished what Aoki Makoto was afraid to do.”

The loss of the Jomon family successor’s stutter unnerved him. Was it all a ploy?

Like, this is legit cool, man. Teruo’s legit badass. Haha. Based. And he’s giving orders to the neo-WWW? Like, some kind of Dr. Wily analogue? So cool, even if just implication.

Oh, by the way, that’d be welding mask, and not helmet.

“Gramps is holding out on me. Reassessing my status in his will. He dissed robotics and threatened to sever my funding, the geezer! When I caught wind on an Undernet BBS that these lowlife goons were planning to bust out the Professor, I extended my services. In exchange, the Professor lends me his soldiers. It’s a hostile takeover, baby!”

Fuck yeah. I actually love this. This is pretty much his scenario from the game but extended a little more villainously.

“After everything we’ve been through! It was a lie?”

“Never. I do love you. Gonna give you the world, Tohru-chan. Picture it. Us, unlimited coin, and a controlling interest in the organization!”

“You can walk away! I’ll speak to the Net Police! We can hammer out a plea bargain!”

“Aww, how swell of you to defend me. When this is over, you and I are due for a heckuva holiday. Hmm? The Southern Isles?”

And it turns out he genuinely loves Tohru? Like, in his own earnest way? Based.

“You ain’t gonna win! No siree!” Teruo taunted, priggishly unhinged after having been liberated of his tiresome fake speech impediment and goody two-shoes public persona.

The duplicitous jerk! He really was the spoiled rich kid Netto thought!

Okay, but I wanna argue that I don’t think that Teruo (Terry in BN4) was faking—the stutter at least. Terry’s thing is at his heart, a coward. The stutter was him being a scaredy-cat because he was nervous trying to trick Lan and him getting a confidence boost was thinking he’s succeeded. There’s the heel turn I’ve been waiting but the whole way getting here was so fun (and honestly short) so I don’t mind as much.

“Bourgeois slime, I’m gonna enjoy pixelating that disrespectful runt of yours!” Teruo spat.

I was gonna say how weird for him to use bourgeois as insult when he’s the richer one but I just looked it up and this usage is correct: bourgeois relates to the middle-class. Whoops. I also just found out that I’ve been understanding the slang “bougie” wrong all this time. Educational!

Neither Teruo nor Sparkman abided by restraint. Divorced of commitment, they cut loose, exactly as Teruo stipulated, with “extreme prejudice.”

And Teruo completes transformation to vaudeville villain. He’s still fun, though.

Teruo threw caution to the wind. Resorting to cheating, he spammed Extra Codes to push Sparkman to the limit, mashing his PET like his life depended on it. “Take this! And this! And this! Heh heh heh!”

Can it really be called cheating if this was never meant to be a fair legit fight in a contest with rules. Teruo’s just being a poor sport in general. Which is still canon characterization, btw.

“Garbage!” Sparkman was literally falling apart. “You may excel at repairing machines, but you sure stink at Navi operation!”

“Sue me! I’m a robot specialist, not a NetBattler!”

Rockman mocked, “Arguing? Trust between operator and Navi is key!”

“You’re such a hot shot! Why don’t you fix this useless robot body?”

“I oughta sell you for scrap!”

Yeah, this is just from the game. Although, Teruo should be able to do something about the Copyroid body. Okay, you know what, I’ve always want a Full Synchro between them. What’s that? The point of Terry’s story was how he’s so bad at Netbattling and he couldn’t get along with his Navi?

Well, more reason for them to overcome their differences and finally be true battle buddies. Honestly, that’s part of the whole “Terry gets a friend, learns to be less of a terrible shit and gets his life on track” fanfic idea I’ve had since I played his game.

Anyway, he gets arrested. And…hired an assassin to try take Netto out? Lmao, still badass. That’s it for him. I tried looking for that time travel thing but, nothing. I think from context, this is just because this whole story was the time travel thing? Well.

That was more entertaining than I thought it would be. I’d have to wonder why Terry of all people but it may be as simple as he was a rich jerk who never appeared in the anime and so good for a retelling. He was far more important in this story than pretty much anything else I’ve ever seen, outside of my own stupid doodles, hahahaha.

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The meaning behind my url: Currently in school to be a game designer

A picture of me:

How many tattoos i have and what they are: 3 tats, Angel wings on my entire back, scorpio sign on right shoulder, scissors with rose entwined, left forearm

Last time i cried and why: a couple of weeks ago, got hurt by a “friend” now they’re not anymore… 

Piercings i have: Just ears, but adding a nose and lip and eyebrow, and smiley…. And probably tongue

Favorite band: this is a rude question, Band though…. 30 Seconds To Mars

Biggest turn offs: bad hygiene, anti-BLM, lying, cheating, stealing, normal things you shouldn’t do

Top 5 (Foods): Sushi, Italian, Mexican, Japanese(period), Chinese

Tattoos i want: Steampunk sleeve, deadpool tattoo, transgender tattoo, Russian tattoos, maybe an ankh not sure yet

Biggest turn ons: Being as weird as you are behind closed doors on first impression, honesty, knowing your worth, eyes…

Age: 26

Ideas of a perfect date: Beach, Museum, Concerts, Restaurants, Movies, what makes a truly perfect date is connection and chemistry, the places are just catalysts

Life goal: Own my own gaming business. 

Piercings i want: nose and lip and eyebrow, and smiley…. And probably tongue

Relationship status: Single

Favorite movie: The Secret Garden (lol I love that movie)

A fact about my life: I learned Russian in the Military

Phobia: Spiders, well big ones, bees, wasps, hornets, anything flying and can kill you. Except planes… love those

Middle name: Malachi

Height: 5’2

Are you a virgin? No LMAO

What’s your shoe size? 9 

What’s your sexual orientation? Pansexual

Do you smoke, drink, or take any drugs? I smoke weed, I drink rarely. 

Someone you miss: My best friends :(

What’s one thing you regret? Making a lot of stupid ass decisions

First celebrity you think of when someone says attractive: TEYANA TAYLOR

Favorite ice cream? Orange Dreamsicle

One insecurity: I’m short and darkskinned

What my last text message says: You Good

Have you ever taken a picture naked? Yes

Have you ever painted your room? Not yet

Have you ever kissed a member of the same sex? Yes lol

Have you ever slept naked? Yes

Have you ever danced in front of your mirror? Yes its bad

Have you ever had a crush? Of course

Have you ever been dumped? Yes

Have you ever stole money from a friend? No

Have you ever gotten in a car with people you just met? Yeah lol

Have you ever been in a fist fight? Yeah

Have you ever snuck out of your house? Hell yeah

Have you ever had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back? Who didn’t

Have you ever been arrested? Nope

Have you ever made out with a stranger? Yeah

Have you ever met up with a member of the opposite sex somewhere? Yeah I have

Have you ever left your house without telling your parents? Yeppp

Have you ever had a crush on your neighbor? Yeah LMAO

Have you ever ditched school to do something more fun? Yes

Have you ever slept in a bed with a member of the same sex? Yes

Have you ever seen someone die? Yes

Have you ever been on a plane? Yes

Have you ever kissed a picture? Yes 

Have you ever slept in until 3? Try 9 PM

Have you ever love someone or miss someone right now? Yeah I love my mom and miss my mom… nice try

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by? Yeah

Have you ever made a snow angel? Yeah

Have you ever played dress up? Yeah I have

Have you ever cheated while playing a game? Yes… lmao monopoly

Have you ever been lonely? Of course

Have you ever fallen asleep at work/school? Yes

Have you ever been to a club? Yes

Have you ever felt an earthquake? No, but I’ve been in California during one, it was small though.

Have you ever touched a snake? I cuddle them.

Have you ever ran a red light? Yes lmao

Have you ever been suspended from school? Yes

Have you ever had detention? Yes

Have you ever been in a car accident? Yes, none that I’ve caused though

Have you ever hated the way you look? A lot

Have you ever witnessed a crime? Yes

Have you ever pole danced? No, well not seriously, I was playing around with some friends

Have you ever been lost? Always lol

Have you ever been to the opposite side of the country? Yes

Have you ever felt like dying? Yes

Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? Yes

Have you ever sang karaoke? YES lmao never again

Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn’t? Yeah too many times

Have you ever laughed until something you were drinking came out your nose?  LMAO yeah

Have you ever slept with someone at least 5 years older or younger? No

Have you ever kissed in the rain?  Not yet

Have you ever sang in the shower? Yeah I do

Have you ever made out in a park? Yes I have

Have you ever dream that you married someone? Yeah, but its always a dream

Have you ever glued your hand to something? No

Have you ever got your tongue stuck to a flag pole? No

Have you ever ever gone to school partially naked? No

Have you ever been a cheerleader? No

Have you ever sat on a roof top? Yeah

Have you ever brush your teeth? Um… daily LOL

Have you ever ever too scared to watch scary movies alone? Nah I watch em by myself

Have you ever played chicken? Yes.

Have you ever been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Yes

Have you ever been told you’re hot by a complete stranger? Yes

Have you ever broken a bone? Yes

Have you ever been easily amused? Yes

Have you ever laughed so hard you cried? Yes

Have you ever mooned/flashed someone? I’ve mooned someone

Have you ever cheated on a test? No

Have you ever forgotten someone’s name? Yes

Have you ever met someone who didn’t seem real? A lot

Give us one thing about you that no one knows. No one knows that I’m really anti-social cuz I’m so extrovert when I have to be