#i love biker tik toks please send them all to me

[ghost-proofbaby]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLVaNAVg/

do I even have to say it

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oh lord you already know i’m having thots.

biker!eddie would act so annoyed with you (especially 24hrs!eddie), putting up this whole thing of scolding you and threatening you for getting all handsy with him. tries to ramble on about safety and all that shit as you’re just grinning like a fool. especially if he’s scolding you with the helmet still on. and you’re standing there, your own helmet still on, but the visor popped up so he can clearly see the way you’re not taking him seriously.

“you think this is funny, doll?” he’d ask you, stepping closer, head tilting down as he’s clearly glaring at you through his own tinted visor, “you think making me crash the bike because you couldn’t wait ten minutes before getting home to get your hands on me is funny?”

and, of course, you’re going to be a little shit and just go, “yeah. i do. you’re so cute when you’re all worked up.”

safe to say, any more wandering hands moments on the rest of the ride home earns one tap on your hands/arms from eddie — one tick on your ledger, and he’s keeping count until you get home and he can get you draped over his lap. :-)