#i love drawing in public places bc people get to watch how furiously i can whip these bad boys out

[squeakadeeks]

whiboart. (white board art)

[thegarchives]

marcus pike and jealousy!sex

see here's the thing

marcus has never been interested in either hurting or being hurt by his partners

intellectually he gets the appeal, but he's just not into it

and this... can be a little frustrating, for you, bc he tends to treat you like glass

which is really nice... but sometimes you want something a little rougher, a little darker, a little more frantic

which is where we get to jealousy sex

marcus does get jealous sometimes, but he represses! that! shit!

because as far as he's concerned, it has no place in your relationship

he loves you, he trusts you, he respects you

and he feels guilty at any hint of possessiveness he feels, bc you're not a thing, you're a person

and, well. his marriage ended in divorce, his relationship with lisbon disintegrated overnight. deep deep deep down, he's terrified that the second he tries to say that you're his, that's the moment when you'll finally leave him. 

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SO JEALOUSY SEX

marcus may not give into his jealous emotions, but you, uh. you definitely do. 

it seems like, now that you and marcus are seriously together, that the entire world has realized how desirable a partner he is

bc it feels like everyone you run into is flirting with your boyfriend

and marcus just. does not register this. bc he's so in love with you that other people flirting with him just doesn't ping on his radar

(and between his two previous failed relationships, maaaaaybe his confidence got knocked down a peg; are they really flirting with me, or am i reading too much into things? the question haunts him). 

so maybe you cling to him a little more than you would normally in public

maybe you keep your hand in the back pocket of his jeans (much to his amusement)

maybe you kiss him a little hard and a lot dirty after the new barista draws a heart in his latte and writes her number on his cup

you’re only human! 

anyway! 

after an art gallery attendant shamelessly tries to ask marcus on a date while you're standing right there, on a date with him, you haul your bewildered boyfriend off to a private bathroom and lock the door, shoving him against the sink

"you know that gallery attendant was hitting on you, right?"

marcus, bewildered, shakes his head; “they were just being friendly-”

you cut him off by loosening his tie and pulling his shirt from the waistband of his pants

"do you not know how fucking attractive you are?" you ask, unbuttoning his dress shirt as fast as you're able

"do you not see people watch you? or hear how they laugh when they try to chat you up?" you're unbuckling his belt now, undoing more buttons, grasping him probably tighter than is comfortable but he's already half hard

"you're fucking amazing, and you're mine," you breathe, mouthing at his throat; he’s finally getting with the program as he moans against you, his hands gripping your thighs 

"and i don't care if we get kicked out of this gallery," you pant as you fumble with the hem of your dress, tugging your panties out of the way as you line him up with you, "we're gonna make sure everyone here knows exactly that."

cue furiously fucking your boyfriend against the sink of this bathroom

he's normally not that loud, but you're nothing if not encouraging

and yeah, maybe you lay it on a little thick with how loud you cry out his name when you come, but damn if it doesn't feel good

he's got lipstick all over his face, you're walking with a limp, and you both look like you dressed in the dark when you finally come out of the bathroom, to find that same gallery attendant, looking like they'd rather be anywhere but here, waiting for you to escort you both off the premises for “causing a disturbance”

marcus at least has the decency to look embarrassed; you're still coming down from the high and just smirk like the proverbial cat with the canary at this gallery attendant, while you distractedly attempt to readjust your dress, ignoring the cum dripping down your inner thigh

"sorry about the noise," you say flippantly as you're both escorted out, "my husband and i are still in that honeymoon phase, you know? can't keep our hands off each other."

do you choose that exact moment to grope marcus's ass? maybe. does he let out a very high-pitched yelp? absolutely. does the attendant look like they regret their life choices? you betcha. 

you at least make it to the street before you're both clutching at each other laughing, loud enough that people on the street give you double glances and walk around you as you stand in the middle of the sidewalk laughing like fools

"i can't believe you-"

"it's not even the first time we've had sex in that bathroom, jesus-"

and when you've finally calmed down some, marcus looks at you, just looks, and asks you, "why did you say i was your husband?"

you hadn’t even noticed you’d called him that

“it just... felt right.”

marcus is quiet, and you take his hand in yours, pulling him close so you can look directly into his eyes when you say your next words

“if you don't want to get engaged, ever again, i understand. i'm not asking. i just- i just want you to know- i want everyone to know- that you're it for me, marcus. no matter what we decide to do in the future.”

you don’t talk about it again after that, but sometimes, when you wake up to find him gazing at you tenderly, you say, “good morning, husband”

and he’ll whisper “good morning, wife” against your lips before he kisses you 

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[laughing-with-god]

Yandere BTS as fanboys

Jin- You’re his idol. He strives to be like you. That outfit you were wearing at the airport last week? He bought a matching one. You mentioned your favorite food on a mukbang V-live? He mastered cooking it. That one funny joke you said on that variety show? He repeats it all the time to his friends because it’s just so funny. If someone said that Jin was the male version of you, he’d be so touched to the point of tearing up. You were perfection in human form. Hate to say this, but if anyone dared to say that another girl idol was prettier or more talented than you, he’d definitely bash.

Prone to- Matching selcas and outfits, being a solo stan, going broke to see you in person via concerts and meets, unsubconsciously altering his appearance to fit your ideal type, bashing your ‘competition’

“Irene has no personality whatsoever and looks like an ajumma. You dare compare her to Y/n?!”

Yoongi- Analyzes your lyrics and uses them as inspiration for his own. Quiet fan, says he doesn’t need people to know that he’s a fan of an idol but really he wants to keep you to himself. Listens to your music at least 10 times a day. Helps him cope day to day and will switch to the acoustic versions when he’s trying to fall asleep. He could pick out your voice from a sea of others. He worships it. Doesn’t pay attention to idol culture, but if it involves you he’ll look out. Has a separate account to follow your social media. Has high hopes of one day working with you and creating a masterpiece together. He won’t get mad if someone disses your looks or personality (he kinda prefers it that people don’t find you as desireable as he does so he doesn’t have ‘competition’) but if someone ever came for you music....god help them.

Prone to- Quiet and solo Stan, has you as his background, skips through your members’ voices to get to yours alone, genuinely believes that you two will end up together, doesn’t consider himself a fan rather an appreciator of your music, pushes himself as a producer to one day work with you

“Y/n is so much more than an idol. She’s an artist. She’s so much bigger than Kpop, it’s offensive that she gets compared to the likes of Twice or Gfriend....”

Namjoon- Protective Stan. Dating scandals? He’s the type to get into a rant showing EXACT ANGLES OF YOUR EYELINE to prove that you weren’t lovingly gazing at the other idol. Controversy? The type to send letters to your company, begging them to sue dispatch and other sites for trying to tarnish your name. The type to try to search for deeper meanings with music videos and lyrics in quest for a story or conspiracy. Will copy your pictures for his own social media and have the caption of some deep quote you once said. Considers himself too mature for fan wars but his three paged rants in YouTube/Instagram/tumblr comment sections will tell you otherwise. Dresses like you and even tries to incorporate some of your mannerisms and sayings into his day to day behavior.

Prone to- Copying your social media presence, sending your company LOTS of letters, getting way too heated with other fans who just don’t ‘get’ you like he does, deadass wants to get a tattoo of a quote from you on him.

“Y/n is just a very complex person. I don’t expect you to understand what she meant by *blank* but trust me it wasn’t that. She’s just very philosophical and wise. Your two brain cells wouldn’t understand.”

Hoseok- LOUD stan. Has a YouTube channel for recreating your choreo. Has another YouTube channel for covering your songs. Has another channel for reaction videos of videos concerning you. Posters on his wall, saved selcas in his gallery, all your songs on shuffle and notifications for your social media are on so he won’t miss a thing. Has a proud tally for all the concerts he’s attended. Will happily roast someone online for the sake of fan wars. Will support your group/members as much as he can but at the end of the day you are his ride or die. Merch King. One of the most well known fans, one day your groups’ twitter account retweeted him and he SCREAMED SO LOUD despite being in public.

Prone to- Online stalking, skipping work or school if it interferes with going to your concerts or catching a V-live, going off on a hater and using his platform to protect your image

“Lmao imagine thinking that Y/n gives any types of shit about a weirdo weeabo like you?Talk all the shit you want from behind your crusty keyboard, she’s literally so unbothered💅🏼” *tweet from his fan account bc I picture him being THAT bitch*

Jimin- soft stan. Has a tumblr, wattpad and archive of our own account bc he LIVES for anything that can make him feel like he’s in a love story with you. Fluff, angst, fantasy ect. He’s always seen with his head buried in his phone screen and eyes furiously scanning the latest fic to peak his interest. Has a portable charger bc he cannot risk his phone dying whilst in the climax of a good plot. Not too involved with idol politics but he is very protective of you. Will def notice if you look a tad thinner or tired and type a comment telling you to eat more and rest well. Prob tell your company to lay off if I’m being honest. Supports your group 110% and doesn’t engage in fan wars bc he knows that you wouldn’t approve. The type to tell other frenzied fans online, “what would Y/n think?” Your his ideal type and he strives to be yours, dyes his hair and gets contacts to fit with your type.

Prone to- Obsessing over your well-being, spending too many hours a day reading fics about you (considers making his own), false sense of reality

“I know that Y/n doesn’t deserve this hate but pls don’t go bashing on haters on her behalf. Honestly it makes the fan base look bad and Y/n wouldn’t be proud. Let’s just focus on showing her love to drown out the negative. 💗”

Taehyung- You’re his goddess. Tries to mimic you in every way. Your hair color, your clothes, your accessories, eye colors and even the way you walk or talk. You’re just such an icon to him and so refreshing, he can’t tear his eyes away from you. Every idol is just so boring compared to you. You magnetize him. In his free time he tries to draw you and has honestly gotten so good at it. Another one to try to have a social media theme similar to yours. Got a pet and named it after you. Mimics your style and changes it up whenever you do. Will travel to the places you do, ESP if it’s for a fashion show. Even copies your skincare routine and diet. Follows your accounts but loves your from afar, doesn’t participate in petty fan behavior bc his ego is too big to ever settle for a ‘fan’ title.

Prone to- online stalking and copying, actual stalking, huge ego and warped sense of reality

“Y/n is going to be in Paris next week so I gotta book my flight now. Do you think she’s gonna be at the Gucci or Dior show? I would say Gucci but she never fails to surprise me...”

Jungkook- bby stan. You took his breath away when he first saw your music video. IU who? He watches EVERYTHING with you in it, streams all your music, follows all your accounts and buys all the merch. He strives to be your ideal type. He covers all your music but posts them online without showing his face bc he’s too shy. He used to be a fan war warrior but when he had a lil accident (cough smashing his laptop into a wall when the hater continued to call you a whore cough) he now tries his best not to participate and instead just focus on you alone. He would never admit it, but he’s the type to look up your zodiac sign and his sign to read about how compatible you two are. Doesn’t want to be so obvious as to wear matching outfits as you, but does get small things like the same phone case or necklace as you have. Just to feel closer to you. Would totally go to a fan meet if he knew he wouldn’t have a panic attack being face to face with his soulmate.

Prone to- getting a bit too heated when defending you, ignoring his actual responsibilities to obsess over you, buying small things to feel closer to you, suppressing aspects of his persona that he thinks you wouldn’t like

“Y/n said she liked guys who are laidback. Ugh...am I too practical for her? Maybe I should learn how to go with the flow a bit more. The horoscope did say she was going to have a problem with my Virgo tendencies....”