#i love how this is some kind of ZING--GOTCHA

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Louis - "The irony of forgetting lyrics on a song about weed. We keep on moving!" Since Louis is forgetting lyrics because of anxiety and not stoners memory. I just wondered what the 'irony' is referring to?

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jason x reader x leo poly headcanons

Hhjkxhjckzjk oh boy

Kind of a straight man and crackhead thing going on

But its lawful vs chaotic

I'm telling you right now you have the power to tip the scales

If you're chaotic then jason has to get toddler leash backpacks to keep you two alive 

If you're lawful you and jason have to keep leo from exploding everything on sight

If you're neutral or shift between lawful and chaotic, congratulations 

You get to play both sides and/or sit back and watch

Both are lovely

Sometimes leo gets jason to comply with his pranks and schemes 

Jason gets surprisingly into it

You encourage this for a few reasons

You want him to not have to feel like he's in charge and responsible all the time

They've all had way too much pressure put on them and you refuse to contribute 

It's nice for all parties to have jason and leo be co conspirators instead of having jason be weirdly in charge 

Plus since leo is really good at pranking and schemes, he almost gets to mentor jason a little

And it's nice for him to teach jason about something he wants to know about

Plus seeing jason snicker outside the bathroom before you've even entered, let alone turned on the blow drier he put baby powder into, is fucking adorable 

You play along ofc

"Oh, my blow drier is already plugged in… nice :)"

"....."

"Guess I'll just dry my hair a li-"

"GOTCHA"

"..."

"..."

Leo, exiting from behind the shower curtain, causing you to scream slightly

"Dude, you were supposed to wait for them to turn it on" 

"Oh"

You just sigh very slightly

"Turn what on?"

You say as you turn the blow drier on (facing up) covering the entire bathroom in baby powder

"Wow, I was not expecting that. You really got me, J"

You and Leo just share a look as Jason does his little victory dance

And immediately starts cleaning it up (while adorably bragging about how good he got you

Leo and you sometimes orchestrate little pranks for Jason to pull on you 

His record for celebrating before apologizing and starting to feel bad is about 3 minutes and 34 seconds

It doesn’t sound like much but it’s a big improvement

Cuddling positions get switched around periodically 

Jason spoons you, and Leo has his head in your chest

Leo spoons you, you spoon Jason

you lay on top of Jason and Leo flops on top of you

or it's the other way around

Sometimes they both dog pile on you

Dog piles usually happen if someone's having a bad day

You and Jason both make a point to learn about mechanics and engineering that way if Leo's having a bad day, you can get him talking about his projects

He doesn't expect you two to retain everything he says, just the fact that you guys will listen to him means a lot

They’ve been best friends for years and they both love you a whole lot so the vibe is really chill and fun

Borderline sitcom-esque

There's a lot of love and closeness in the atmosphere around you three

Any combination of  y’all works

I may have said this before but leo is tied for highest stamina with nico out of the whole demisquad

Jason is down in the reasonable normal to high sex drive category 

I’ll be making a post about that soon too

You make a lot of jokes about sending leo to horny jail

Then leo makes some sex joke back

Jason laughs and blushes a little every time

“Z-zing!”

I’ma be the first to say it

Jason’s a bottom

Like he can top

But he’s a bottom

Leo is a true switch

So really what happens in the bedroom is very up to you and what you’re like

Jason likes quality time and nice conversations

Leo likes physical touch and making each other laugh

Most mornings are you and jason drinking coffee and talking about stuff 

Leo’s head is on your lap cause he’s still sleepy

The only way you’ve found to get him to go to bed early and stop working on projects till the wee hours of the morning is by boning him

Even then like 60% of the time you’ll be up all night anyway

So you’re playing with leo’s hair and you and jason are talking over coffee 

And leo’s occasionally throwing in drowsy one liners making you both laugh

You all feel like your ribs are made of electric blankets and that time isn’t real

You wish you could keep that feeling forever

But you know you can always get it back by being with your boys

oKAY that’s a cute ending and everything and I was going to stop there

But one more thing

You call them your boys a lot and they really really love it

And you’ve definitely topped them on more than one occasion

So one time someone was being a dick to them 

Maybe a monster was attacking or something

You got really protective of them

I’m talkin kick its ass in one move and hiss

“No one messes with my boys”

And kill it in one shot

They were both sweating a little

Not cause they were under attack

They shared a silent look that said jesus christ you’re fuckin hot and we’re fuckin lucky

You bought a bunch of cookie dough and baked it off together to decompress

They complimented you on how great your fighting skills are

And you said again quietly

“No one messes with my boys” 

You stroked their hair and some kisses happened

Then Jason booped your face with frosting and leo tried to lick it off 

And it all descended into madness from there