#i may be tiny but im getting stronger WAHOO (disclaimer: do not follow in my footsteps i live a horrible life of vices and consequences)

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last night i went to my company's christmas party and those who have been following me from last year may or may not remember that at Last Year's Party, i reported here on tumblr dot com that got so drunk that i wandered out of the bar and threw up on the side of the road and stayed there hanging out with a stray dog that was also hanging out there, which, apparently, was dangerous of me to do because being alone at midnight at the side of the road is obviously not good. anyway, apparently i am kNOWN NOW FOR THIS BY MY COWORKERS because last night while i was on my way to getting drunk (im sorry i love drinking when im not the one paying, i love my bestie (bestie = stocked bar i dont have to pay for) several coworkers referenced The Last Time I Got Drunk(TM) and worriedly kept telling me to slow down or stop drinking or drink water, one coworker specifically told me that he was keeping an eye out for me lest i get absolutely hammered again. i mention this all because it's very very sweet to me, i work with people who genuinely care about my well being so thats nice. but also. oh god. you people remember that. i barely remember that, for obvious reasons. oh god. erase that from your memory right now.