#i mean. at least this trio is a new combo. AND they haven't been in summer banners before...?
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fisheito · 1 year ago
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i am still sulking about no aster. (give me a few days and a couple watermelons and i'll be back to normal)
#i was one of the people who (after the reveal) fell to their knees in the burger king parking lot. maybe even wailed skyward for a smidge#my petty side says the silhouette tease and tagline HAD to have been intentional to get us to think of aster#my rational side says that they probably did not think that hard about it#and NO they are NOT intentionally bullying familiar fans and feeding off their betrayed tears /... i hope 😂#no ears and tail.... twink who gets burnt.... WHAT WE COULD HAVE HAD....#me 1: don't you like garu? what's the problem?#me 2: i'm CONFLICTED ok. i can like the char but still feel BITTERLY DESTROYED ABOUT LOST POTENTIAL#I NEEEED THE TRANSGRESSIOnS. THE BREAKS IN THE PATTERNS!!!!#oh if we had a familiar treated as a clan member. an aster dante quincy banner. unbelievable. the comedy of it all#i mean. at least this trio is a new combo. AND they haven't been in summer banners before...?#er. summer banners likE THIS. with the beachwear and stuff.#gaAAAHHH but tthe fact that they made it garu#MEANS THAT WIPES OUT ANY IMMINENT DREAMS OF MY TRIPLE YOKAI EVENT#aaaaaahhh. i see. THAT's what this is about#what? like they're gonna suddenly break the pattern and have an event that's JUST yakumo and kuya?#please. we have seen by now that no molds shall be broken. *pathetic sniff*#i guess we'll just keep doing the same top-bottom pairs forever...#and certain characters will never get to mingle with others because they've been SORTED#into HOLE FILLER and HOLE FILLED-EE#*rolls around on the floor in a melodramatic whiny flopfest*#LET THEM ALL ROAM FREE RAAAAAAAAAAANGE
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duckapus · 2 years ago
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The SMG Trios of Origins Interrupted
Barry
The protagonist of a block pushing puzzle game called "Blook"
A cute little red square guy with mitten hands, big blocky eyebrows, thick vertical lines for eyes, and a cute little one tooth overbite
In modern day he has a permanent scowl, full eyes with beady pupils and prominent eyebags, and is always wearing a grey fedora-trenchcoat combo. Still has the cute overbite though.
Was originally a friendly, helpful little buddy who cheered the player on, and becoming the Avatar turned him into an insane idiotic asshole like Season 1 Mario.
Due to a lack of positive influences, by the time he managed to get his new personality under control he'd managed to drive away everyone who'd ever cared about him, turning him bitter and jaded
Only found out about all the Meme Cycle stuff after that, causing him to abandon his home universe and set off on a crusade against the SMG Program
Absolutely hates memes, and especially hates that his Avatar status gives him the inescapable compulsion to use them
SMG17 and SMG18
Preferred to keep to themselves, hence why they weren't involved in Barry's life until after he hit rock bottom and began to hate them
They don't really show up outside of flashbacks, so all that's really known about them is that 17 is green and 18 is pink
Ash Ketchum
Since Barry's meddling means he doesn't get memed until near the end of the arc, he acts exactly the same as in canon
Is surprisingly okay with the fact that winning will turn him into a chaotic idiot
Can already use some memes even though he's not the Avatar yet, similarly to how Meggy can occasionally use memes despite not really Getting them
Uses his Unova outfit because I like it the most, but in terms of memories, experience and available Pokemon he's from after the last episode of Aim to be a Pokemon Master
Is 17 because fuck you canon there's no way he's still ten after all that you can't do that much stuff in less than a year. Really even 17 feels like I'm lowballing it a bit, but I wanted him to still be at "technically a kid" age for extra "excuse me what the fuck" points when everyone else finds out what his life is like
Pikachu
Got a little bit zapped by one of the Pods when Barry was stealing them to suppress the Meme Wave so now he can talk and is kind of an asshole
He was really already an asshole it's just that now everyone can understand him
The only meme character in a canon world. Such is life
SMG29
Been alive for less than a minute and already realized she's trans
The Sane One
Is well aware of her sense of humor being tuned to dead memes and fully embraces The Cringe
I'll decide on designs for her and 30 later but do know that she trades her palette swap outfit for something more her style as soon as possible
She does at least keep her hat, which is blue and black with a female Nidoran face instead of red and white with a light blue pokeball emblem
SMG30
MAXIMUM ADHD. Cannot stay still to save his life, even moreso than Ash
Doesn't tend to come up with crazy ideas of his own, but is very much an enabler of everyone else's crazy ideas
Has a bit of a mad scientist streak, which is where most of the exceptions to his lack of crazy ideas stem from
His hat is green and white with a purple SMG arrow pointing up
They both get Pokemon partners after the situation is dealt with, but I haven't picked them yet.
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