#i nearly drew link in a suit but then i didnt

[koszmarnybudyn]

You see the most autistic boy ever and the meanest girl wyd?

Have a Link and Scary drawing i couldnt finish because i didn't have enough time but i think looks cool anyway.

[thefallenhumanblog]

The PPPC

Once on Florzan, one of the core planets and owned equally by all members of the Intergalactic Council, the tests began almost immediately. The impromptu leader of the Humans, Human Brian, Dictated that Saiko and himself would be used for the survival and fitness portion, the other two for dissection, modification, and research for nullifying any Diseases that may jump the gaps.

Human Brian and Human Saiko, excelled at almost everything physical, able to jump nearly to 100 feet in altitude and land without harm even at terminal velocity. ((Lower Gravity, Lower Terminal Velocity, at 1/100th of Earth gravity, terminal Velocity is only 1.26 feet per second per second or about 5 feet of falling speed per actual second, this is equivalent to jumping off of a 3 foot tall ledge on Earth))

In hand to hand combat both Humans were able to defeat the combat drone in only a couple of seconds, which is a galactic record, mainly due to their ability to jump and throw things accurately. Upon viewing the recording both humans in their separate fights drew a knife made of DIAMONDS from their right leg, and then jumped at an angle where they were above the combat drone, then spun midair releasing the knife with such force that it went through the toughened aluminium structure of the drone straight into the ground beneath it clearing wires and metal alike without mercy. It seemed rehearsed, like they had been training for it.

In the mobility assessment test, both Human Brian and Human Saiko were able to clear the long distance running course in only a few seconds, they did this by jumping, not only off of the ground, but off of whatever came within contact range of their two feet. Flora, such as trees, and rocks, and sometimes the unfortunate fauna, that was simply in the wrong place at the wrong time. These poor specimens were smashed into pieces, trees were broken, snapped from just the force of the kickoff. and the rocks were crushed as if they had been thrown into a pulverizer to become dust.

In the physical force assessment, both humans were able to hold, and move with, easily 40 times their body weight, the Human Female released her load at nearly 900 lbs, and the Human Male didnt let go of his load, we are unable to increase weights beyond 1000 lbs so we may never know what the strength of the Human Male is. That said, it seems Human Males are stronger than or equal to the strength of Human Females. The pressure output of a punch by a Human averages out to 44 Gs, this is insane, that is equivalent to a crash landing from orbit, an unarmed attack by a Human would splatter any known alien life form save those with an exoskeleton, or a survival suit.

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In the matter of musculature structure, the Human species is Dense, all alien life use individual muscles that can pull, push, twist, bend, and flex, Humans, however, have muscles that only pull, and push. but have the same flexibility and range of motion as would be expected of any bipedal entity. This is because of the sheer numbers of different muscles with multiple links to the same bones and joints.

In the matter of Durability, their bodies are able to take all kinds of abuse, and any weapon we have only left a bruise against their tough bodies. Even lacking an exoskeleton our hand cannon anti-personnel-weapons were unable to puncture their skin.

Their bodies act completely free from thought, they blink, breathe, and move, often without thinking of the individual muscles that allow it, but as if being controlled by autopilot with just willing it to be. Their body, as several glands that produce chemicals easily able to kill anything in contact with them, This varies from highly acidic liquid used to digest food, to slightly acidic liquid which exists almost continuously in their mouths, and can be expulsed at a high fire rate as a weapon. The most Frightening is a gland in the Brain that produces Adrenaline, a Military grade combat chemical which almost entirely removes the subjects barriers to strength and has been banned across the galaxy. It cannot be removed without the death of the specimen and thus we must leave it untouched. 

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While on board the Human Leader was able to reprogram our ships computer, it now refuses to contact us or respond to commands unless we refer to it as mother. The leader also overwrote and broke the food replication unit on board, so that so long as the device has the basic chemical matter in the vicinity it can recreate anything, from diamonds made out of carbon, aluminium oxide, and iron oxide, to explosive devices using sulfur and phosphorous.

Even though this species is from a backwater planet and uncapable of faster than light travel, even individuals unfamiliar to technology are able to improve upon it, and, more terrifying the human species is talented at mimicry, all 4 human subjects not only learned Galactic Basic in under a week, the two more frightening humans, the smokers, were able to learn and understand Mantiine Core Language, something even computerized translators fail at. 

I suggest extreme caution for if the humans receive a score below what they want I fear they will rebel, and nothing we have can stop them.

The only good factor about them is that they desire to be useful, for the most part, 3/4 of the subjects requested positions on my vessel, and I’ve denied all. 

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Test Score Approved by Commitee

Final Test Result Conclusions

The human Species is an Anomaly, They have broken our tests, and thus we can only rate them the highest of all species. additionally we give the warning to all Species, galaxy wide, that Humans are essentially like the GODS of most of our ancestors. THEY ARE STRONG, THEY ARE SMART, THEY ARE DANGEROUS, and most importantly they CANNOT, EVER, KNOW THIS. 

Treat humans as if they are just another species, Tell them they scored 4th as a species, and hopefully, by the time they creep into the stars, they will be eclipsed by a race stronger than themselves.

There is Nothing worse than a Bored God, Keep them busy, we Request any vessel looking for personnel to hire the Humans should they desire employment. This species is extremely strong and will be a great asset to the advancement of the Galactic community as a whole. So long as they dont know that they are better than all of us.

Actual Test Score 1,000,000 pts of 20,000 possible.