#i need vbucks

[xxbatmanb3y0ndxx]

(hands and knees begging) guys i will sraw anytiing for vbucks im being so fr im gonna put some examples below

I WILL DRAW ANTHRING IDC I JUST WANT VBUCKS (ALL COMMISSIONS ARE LIKE 8.99 😙😙🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈)

[enasnii]

i drew. jax from fortnite. lady gaga from fortnite. sunspot from fortnite. I. LOVE. FORTNITE.

[tatumis-awesome]

SHUT UP BRCAUSE MY FORNITE FINALLY STOPPED FUCKING LOADING

[saka-sakis]

myriad of switch doodles

[reverse-hermit]

gangnam style you will be mine.

[comfychomps]

i finally have a midas skin btw (thank you top5gaming) but honestly i don’t know if it was worth it because now i only have 500 vbucks left…

[flockfell]

   “&– - Sup BITCHES guess whose MORE IMPORTANT THAN Y’ALL?”  

[iholli]

somebody please be the voice of reason and smother my impulse to buy Abyss ohhhh my god

[zaddyazula]

grinding fortnite so i can get gojo

[raidenloml]

oh btw so like leon is coming to fortnite i mightt actually have to spend money on it if i dont have enough vbuck 😔😔😔

[cockscto]

if any of u have fortnite actually ... i need vbucks.......commission m........

[goofy-mcgee69420]

oc lore since yall wanted it (this kinda like an essay BE WARNED IM CEO OF YAPPING)

backstory time REHEHEHE

Arayla was originally a mii. Y’know… those cute little characters by Nintendo that literally bitch-slap you with nostalgia. Them :)

however, she did not flail her racket around in Wii Sports, or slam her circle hands on the kids’ piano in Wii Music. Oh, no, no, no!

She was a p r i n c e s s … (no not a fucking fairy)

A quirky, cringy princess. Who played the role in a very special adventure. The very special and loved adventure of MIITOPIA!

And you’d think she was entertained.

but you’re wrong. She was a curious quirky, cringy princess.

and so, using her beeg brain, she basically became self aware. She sorta… went turbo… in a way? (Yes this is a wreck-it-Ralph ref)

she no-clipped into the internet.

and there she found wonders beyond her imagination! She even went to the dark web-

(We’ll get into why that’s important now)

———

during her stay in the internet Arayla encountered a small, peculiar store. Curiously she approached it, eyeing the several goods on offer.

‘Ligma potion, $69’, ‘default pickaxe, $10000000000’ (vbucks prices be like-)

and many other items. However one item caught her eye…

a pendant. (Ooh shiny)

“Hey… erm- how do I give you negative money?” She asked the cashier, eagerly.

he ignored her, clearly done with everything.

“Excuse me?”

“Just take it already you whiny bitch…” he muttered, taking down the pendant not-so-carefully and basically throwing it at her. “It’s a torrent charm. You can use it to hack reality itself. But honestly you can do whatever you want with it because I don’t give a fuck.”

Arayla’s eyes widened in awe as she caught it.

“Wow… thanks!” She chirped, before plodding off somewhere.

but that didn’t last forever, for the dreaded, infamous Nintendo ninjas were on their way.

—meanwhile, at Nintendo headquarters—

the room was dark and eerie, and only the light of the several computers illuminated the building. The only breaker of silence was the sound of typing and the occasional cough or grunt.

however one broke that harmony. “Erm, boss..? we’re getting an illegal connection from mii number 694203421.” Said the worker, halting the clicking of the keys and nervously peeping around the desk cubicle.

the boss turned his head.

“What do you mean an illegal connection?!” He shouted, standing up from his throne-like chair with an angered frown on his face. He stormed over to the desk, eyeing the worker who was now quaking in his boots.

He points to the screen, only to be pushed away and sent flying like a ragdoll.

the boss exclaims after a moment of studying the screen.

“NINJAS!” he claps his hands together twice, a swarm of minions appearing.

“Get that mii…”

“B-but… miyamoto…” stutters the worker. “Isn’t it a little r-risky..?”

Miyamoto only needed to stare before the worker returned to his seat, focussing back on work.

———

Arayla studies the pendant.

“This looks so cool…I can’t believe I got it for free!” She says, happily strolling through the dirty streets of the dark web.

she was about to wear it when she hears commotion behind her. She approaches.

hundreds of Nintendo ninjas. Holding a picture of her.

“Has anybody seen this mii?” They ask, pushing through the crowds of hackers and users.

“Oh, shit…” Arayla muttered. Then she was noticed.

the chase had begun.

she pushes and wades through touch crowds as her heart pounds with adrenaline and anticipation, using her minimum agility to avoid obstacles and get as far away as possible. Then she remembers…

‘Hack reality itself’

she slips on the pendant, feeling energy course through her veins, as her body starts to glitch and textures star to corrupt. This is where she gains a scar on her right eye. She trips, faceplanting.

“Ack- oh Frick-!” She exclaimed, surrounded.

pain suddenly shoots through her eye as it begins to glow, static coursing through her hand. A portal forms underneath her and before she can even process she is sent flying down, down, down.

her body began to change, and glitch, the textures replaced with entire new styles. She blacked out almost instantly.

———

so yeah she basically fell into the SMG4 universe through a portal from the sky-

and also that’s why she wears a turtle neck hoodie, to hide her pendant. If she were to take it off she would revert back into a mii, and not only allow Nintendo to track her but also glitch badly and probably die-

she kinda wants to keep this secret from the crew because she doesn’t want Mario’s dumbass to try and steal her pendant and then kill her or lure the ninjas

enjoy the juicy infodump/lore 👍

[hunkyprincegyaru]

I GOT MY LITERAL DREAM JOB OFF AFFIRMING AND BEING IN THE STATE.

In my last post I mention I got my dream job, but nay— this was only a job I could work from home and be payed CRAZY good. It wasn’t my real dream job. My real dream job? Being a tattoo artist. The thing is I don’t leave my room, I am a real bed rotter and I only play Fortnite. I literally make 2k a week doing nothing but just KNOWING money loves me and somehow I always have hundreds. Anyways, because of my beautiful isolation it was basically impossible for me to get this job.

Because what do people tell you?

☝️To get your job you need to FIRST leave your room, and second if you’d like to be a tattoo artist you actually need a portfolio, & it takes like years to actually be good yap yap yap whatever u get it just spitting limiting dumb beliefs.

Before my 19th birthday, I made a decision. “I am going to be a tattoo artist after my birthday (March 15th)passes, but before April ends.” This was my deadline, I was having this shit I DID NOT GAF.

Don’t get me wrong, 3D TRIED TO FUCK WIT ME HARD. I was consistently worried about my parents, LITERALLY thought transmitting ‘oh my daughter doesn’t have a good job, why is she rotting in her room all day buying dolls and vbucks’ THE THOUGHTS AND 3D TORMENTED ME TO TEARS. did this perfect-dream-girl-state me care tho?…naur. Bc she already had the job, and the happy parents, and the cars and whatever da fuck. She(me in state) kept affirming thru tears, sleeping in the state even with my insomnia that I actually should manifest away AND

LOW N BEHOLD! My mother went to a birthday party and ended up meeting GASP! THE OWNERS OF A TATTOO SHOP. Not just any tattoo shop, A TATTOO SHOP THAT I WROTE I WOULD WORK AT WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL JUNIOR YEAR. CRAZY. They were chatting it up, to the point where they said,

“All we are looking for is devoted students, we’ll take her even if she doesn’t have a portfolio”

MF I WORK TMR. I START MY APPRENTICESHIP TMR. NO BACKGROUND. NO LEAVING MY ROOM. NO PORTFOLIO NO LIMITING MF THOUGHTS BELIEFS BABYY.

WHAT I DID TO DO THIS (to clarify) :

Visualize future/perfect me on a regular day. Ex: leaving my mansion hopping in the porche (WHICH IS COMING NEXT) riding my ass to work and just tattooing.

AFFIRM. I use blanket affirmations. I would listen to these basically whenever, on the parrot app bc wow just got introduced to her and she is god send. My exact affirmations:

“My life is perfect, why is my life so perfect?”

& most important of all I tried not stress. I forgot about the deadline. I wouldn’t think about tattooing 24/7, but if the thought occurred I would immediately affirm and make sure it was positive. Persist through the negative, till it naturally comes out positive.

STAY CONSISTENT, STAY DEVOTED BECAUSE YOU WANT IT! That’s all you need. The minute you feel a desire, know that it is meant to happen—don’t question it just tell yourself it is already yours. I LOVE YOU MUAH MUAH XXOXOXO

[lmaonade]

your mom keeps calling me up asking if i need anymore vbucks or anything

[kygerbearr]

i need me a bad bitch who will deep fry my clothes and spend all of my vbucks

[futurama]

congrats on getting into fortnite

thank you our collab was unavoidable and i needed the vbucks