#i probs forgot some major bastards

[noa-ciharu]

TOP 5 most bastard CLAMP characters 😈

Bastards!!!

First we have a honorable mention:

6) Mihara Ichiro (Angelic Layer + Chobits)

I've forgot most of what he did except for being a freak (degradetory). I mean look at this, it's like you put TB Seishirou on crack and made him straight or something. Dude failed the vibe check seriously.

5) Kyle and Fei Wang (TRC)

Look, Fei Wang is some sort of reincarnation of Clow Reed so he has to make it to the list. Kyle is only straight in series and he lacks the swag. Plus look what he's doing to Sakura. Disrespectful, mean, uncalled for. Also they're partly responsible for fucking up everything that went wrong in TRC so... they lack the swag so it's unforgivable.

4) Fuuma (X)

Now we're at bastard (affectionately) zone. Yes this pic is chosen on purpose, it's for horny purposes. If he's hot it's his right to kill and be horny so everything antichrist Fuuma did is forgivable.

Only natural this bastard (affectionately and degradetory) comes next:

3) Seishirou (apparently in every series he appears)

I thinks pic explains everything. Evil bastard 😎 triangle man with hand fetish and 10 gold medals at mental gymnastic Olympics.

2) Taishakuten and his third eye (RG veda)

Wow that art is gorgeous and - wait there's lower part of body?? Oh nevermind. Ashura said 'eat me out' and dude took it seriously. Then fucked up entire universe for next 300 years bc fate. It's forgivable because he doesn't own a shirt, thank you king for unnecessary Shakespearean tragedies and fanservice. It'll be even more forgivable if you told me which shampoo you use bc damn is that hair beautiful

1) He whose name must not be spoken (fucked up all universes :<)

Look, I can go on for hours how he hit mid age crisis and decided to make it everyone's problem but?? HOW DID HE PULL YUUKO???? I NEED TO KNOW

How did he get this??? HOW??? Subaru is gay af in that pic for staring at the camera and not Yuuko but that ain't anything new

And not only did he pull Yuuko, but apperently his reincarnation pulled off this woman:

How???

Ik Fei Wang and Xing Huo arent a thing and she betrayed him, but it's unforgivable he's chilling with beautiful woman. Also Eriol, that man's another reincarnation, is probably hanging out with some beautiful women too, or bothering Sakura/Syaoran. Also I remember some weird thing with Yue so why are all beautiful people drawn towards that guy I have no clue ;-;

Ultimate bastard (degradetory)