#i remember all of us working on this on the dsicord kdhsfds

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renegades as discord quotes

i found this going through my drafts from a few months ago and even though it’s not up to date with latest funny quotes it’s still too iconic not to share. enjoy this does of smgh nonesense!

nova: "We're gonna overthrow the government and win game shows we'll be fine" - michelle

sentenial: “just throw my body in the ocean” -mar

adrian: "My family can't disown me if I disown them first" - nev 

ruby: “you BROKE YOUR INTESTINES???”- dot

danna: "if you don't get some rest ill have to get out the stroller"-nev 

oscar: "you fail to understand the genius of coriander" - veev

(alternatively: “why is ariel a ketchup flavored cat thing?” - kinley)

narcissa:  “kiss a mirror to kiss narcissa, she's out there somewhere” - ren (technically this is about narcissa not something she’d say but still)

hugh:  “Oof how are all us untrustworthy, lying and irresponsible sugar babies supposed to get any bots 😔” - michelle 

simon: “hello i am looking for a trusted and honest and loyalty sugar baby, i will offer you'll— “ - eleanor

honey: "I EITHER WANT TO DIE DRAMATICALLY OR BE THE VILLIAN" -mar

ingrid: "oh yea you are a bit of an arsonist" -ren

phobia:  “hi my nyame is dicey phobia feaw tewwow’ wawwes evewhawt westwood and i have a wong bwack cwoak that covews my face and i make peopwe’s wowst feaws come to wife (that’s how i got my nyame) and i have a shawp scythe i cawwy awound evewywhewe and a wot of peopwe teww me i wook wike jacin cway in a cwoak (AN: if u don’t knyow who that is get da heww out of hewe!) i’m nyot wewated to ace anyawchy but i wish i was because he’s a majow fucking hottie.” - diana + carlbot

leroy:  “YES I WANT TO DRIVE BECAUSE VROOM VROOM” - michelle

tamaya: “men are the biggest problem to ever exist /lh but also not” - mar

kasumi: "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE GOING TO SWIM DOWN THE HIGHWAY" -ari

evander: "i guess you could say i'm bi-bestial :smirk:" - diana

gargyole: "🤓🍍👉🚪" - dot

max: "you don't fucking bite out your fingers you just chew them" - diana

hawthorne: "snort the kale, nev"- ari

adrian’s sandwiches: "noo dont eat me /j" - mar

stingray: "reeking of spicisoism" - dot

magpie: "Why say sis when you can just scream into the void"- nev

genissa:

me: oh this seems fun!! we're all hanging out together <3 mar: kills dot - diana

turbo: "JELLO JOMEO JO JOU JAVE JICE JENTRAILS" - dot

prism: “that vase. that vase right there. very good personality. phat ass but back to the personality.” - dot

the barista oscar saved: 

translates to “my strength: sexy. actual usage: I use my sexy side to be fucking hot" - michelle