#i should be thinking about my data sheet...not about dad tweels....

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OKAY BUT WAIT THE LEECH DAD AGENDA UMMMM✋✋✋ HELLOOO???

Im so sorry not sorry im a different anon so dont sue them </333... yet

Okay but them playing hide and seek with their kids, and doing the whole pretending not to know where their children are despite the audible giggles behind the curtains. Or piggy back rides and kisses on the forehead. Just,,,, just teasing uncle azul together lmao. Their kids making a fort and inviting them inside but they CANT come inside bc they're freaking 6FT TALL but its okay bc they'll hang out on the outside😭😭😭 if their kids like tea parties, them just, putting their lounge skills to use LMAO serving their kid or their kid serving THEM and the leeches taking the tiny lil sips from the cup😭😭😭 the leech brothers in tutus, tiaras, and feather boas. In a tiny chair. Plastic tea cup in hand, talking to an arrangement of stuffed animals UMMMMM STUFF TOY SHRIMP????. Maybe even them cooking breakfast and helping their kids measure and mix things out IM????? HELLO???? Exploring the coral sea together ummm UMMMM✋✋😭😭😭

Anyway floyd dad agenda nonnie ily i am consentually-if-you-want-it kissing you on the cheek MUWAH beautiful gorgeous idea the brain rot is visceral🤭😭😭😭

(Trau sorry if this is interfering rn! Please focus on ur priorities, you got it!!! :))) take care <333)

HELLOOOO ?? WHY ARE YOU AND FLOYD DAD AGENDA NONNIE BOTH TAG TEAMING ME RN—

AUGH. i'm so soft...I'M SO SOFT RN !! DON'T TOUCH ME !! they're just the bestest dads ever hUh,,,, i was talking to a friend abt this n we were imagining them teaching their babies how to hunt too. differentiating what's good food and what's bad food under the sea n stuff, learning how to use sea magic,,,,they're just *sobs* they're just such ?? dads ??? dad material ????

idk how we went from Scary Eel Men that can Kill You with One Hand to Best Dad in the Whole Seven Seas but i LOVE the pipeline sm but you guys really are killing me with the brainrot hshuhdufhfushfj