#i should finish watching like all of elixers other stuff

[rainy-daze1]

elixer's redacted video is like. an entirely different genre to the rest. it feels like her presence Changes the story fundamentally and i will never get over it. redacted in general is full of unreliable narrators who's perspectives are distorted and biased, but she's the only one where it feels like the story, not just the way it's being told, is melted and reformed because of her view. and i mean, it makes sense; she's not really part of this story, is she?

[dayawantstosleep]

Burning Love- Witch AU

by dayawantstosleep                                          December 24 2018

Genre/Warnings: Mild Swearing

Word Count: 1,409

Pairing: Yoongi/Reader

Summary: You were a witch who is in love with Min Yoongi. The same Min Yoongi who is a necromancer. Witches and Necromancers don't mix, right?

“Cast it for the vine” Yelled out Jimin. I was going to murder that little shit.

“Cast it for the vine? Really Park Jimin?” My pink haired friend gave me a sheepish grin and winked at me.  

“Please Ana? It’s a harmless spell.”

“A harmless spell? How is casting a fire breathing spell harmless?”

“Cast it for the vine.” He repeated.

“I ain’t gon’ do it.” Hoseok had to give him wings. I glared at the brunette.

“Don’t encourage him Hoseok.” I don’t know how I ended up becoming friends with them. I look at Jimin’s hopeful gaze and sigh.

“Alright, this last time. But, you have to give me free coffee for three months.” I told Jimin.

“One month.” I looked at him.

“Six months.”

“Five months.”

“Alright, five month.” I turned to Hoseok.

“And you have to buy me food for two weeks.”

“Anything you want, just do this for the vine.”

“Hey! Why does he get less time?” Jimin whined

“Because I said so.” He grumbled incoherent words and crossed his arms.

“Do you want me to do it, or not?” He shut up and I chanted the spell.

“Fire come to me, let me breath the dragon’s breath. Tame thy old, and will thy new, fire breath for a few.” I finished the rest of the incantation as I felt my mouth sting.

“Did it work?” Hoseok looked at me and I nodded. I pointed to Jimin’s phone and he raised it up. I turned towards the wall and breathed fire.

“This is ChimChim. When you’re half dragon and breath fire.” The fire made the walls turn black as I closed my mouth. Jimin stopped recording and gave me a thumbs up. Now that the vine was over, I just needed the spell to wear off.

***

I walked to my room, tired as hell. The spell wore off an hour ago and I was on the couch with Spotify on.

“You tell me you were happier with him, you want me to stay. And you tell me that you needed time but you push me away. But then you try to take me back, my heavy heart just breaks. No, I can't lift the weight.” I sang along to the song and paused to sip my tea. The tea made my throut not sting so bad.

“Put you in the past. Try to forget you 'cause it's over. And every time you ask. I pretend I'm okay. You’re inside my head, In the middle of the night. When I don't feel right, I dream I can hold you. And I can't go back to you anymore, yeah, yeah” I sing along.

"Seokjin, how many times do I have to tell you? The potions price are non-negotionable! I don't care if you've liked him for four months." Yoongi came out of the kitchen with his phone in his ear.

I mumble a werewolf hearing spell as quietly as I can. This conversation should be good.

"But I think this is true love, Yoongi." I heard a soft voice say from the other line.

"Really? You said that for the last five crushes you've had."

"But I can feel this one."

"Just like you felt the other five?" Yoongi snorted in disbelief.

"Oh shut up Yoongi, why do you always gotta be a party pooper?"

"Whatever, you're just salty because you can't give your crush half- off on potions."

"Half off?! Holy lamb skewers!" I cover my mouth, completely fogetting that Yoongi coundn't hear me at all.

"Ana, stop listening to our conversation! I gotta go Jin, text me later."

"Sure thing. Bye Ana!" I winced at Seokjin's words. Yoongi was gonna be mad I know.

"Bye Jinnie!" Yoongi ended the call and turned to me.

"Ana."

"Yes Yoongi poo?" He shot me one of his famous death stares. He sighed and placed a hand on his temple.

"Why are you sipping tea at this hour?" I told him everything about the fire breathing spell.

"So, you're telling me that they manipulated you to do their bidding, again?"

"Yeah, pretty much." He sighed again.

"I should hex them for a week. When I get my hands on them-" He got cut off by his ringtone.

"Give me a moment." I nodded and he placed his phone on his ear. I began to mumble the werewolf hearing spell again when Yoongi yelled out.

"Zipto zapa." My mouth began to grow thinner as I realized what happened. It really annoyed me when he converts my mouth in a zipper.

I had no choice but to wait for him to end his phone call and sat in literal silence. I took my phone out of my sweater pocket and opened the Pinterest app.

***

“Welcome to Pixie Dust cafe. How may I help you?" The cashier said as I looked at the menu of my favorite coffee shop. Once Yoongi broke the silencing spell we ended up talking for a few hours. I was thirsty, so I drove to the cafe.

"I'll get a Love potion #39? With a little bit of pink elixer and extra luck juice."

"With golden pixie dust, ma'am?"

"On the side, and Angel cream please."

"Coming right up. Name?"

“Ana.”

“That would be $10.90 ma’am.”

“Can I speak to Park Jimin? He works here, right?”

“Yes ma'am. Let me call him.” The young woman went to the back and a couple of minutes later, Jimin came in with her.

“Chim Chim!” I couldn't contain my excitement.

“Ana.” He hesitated and looked like he didn't want to be here.

“Minha, this is Ana, one of my best friends, she gets free coffee for four months. Got it?” The woman who had a dreamy look on her face just nodded.

He was the womans boss, of course she would listen to him. That might also because every woman had a crush on him. I'll admit it, he's attractive, that is why women melt around him.

“This cup is free.”

“Thanks Jimiinie.” I said as he handed me the bubbling pink drink. I walked towards a nearby table and took a sip of my drink. I could feel his eyes burn my forehead. I looked up amd sure enough, he was looking at me. I blew him a kiss just to spite him and winked.

I browsed my phone for good fanfiction. I recently got into the habit of searching for Newtmas fanfiction. Some of them made me cry, others made me happy, it was a never-ending suffering cycle.

"Y/N?" I looked up to be met with Jimin.

"Yes, Jimin?"

"Do you mind if I keep you company?

"Not at all, sit." He took the seat next to me.

"On a lunch break?" He scoffed and looked at me as if I just murdered Taehyung, one of his best friends.

"I'm the boss, I get breaks whenever I want." I laughed and he sent a wink my way.

"Sure boss man. How is the shop coming? I heard from Yoongi that Jin tried selling his potions at half-off."

"To Namjoon, can you believe it! I think he's breaking stuff on purpose to see Jin at the shop."

"They're cute. They should just confess and be done with it. They're sappiness is nauseating."

"True. But, yeah. The shop is going well. Jin is attacting more costumers everyday and Yoongi is grumpy as usual." Yoongi was my roommate. My lonely, grumpy, lazy as fuck roommate.

"Of couse, I should've expected that. The holidays are almost here, so I was wondering if you were hiring at Affinity."

"Let me check with Jin, he's the boss, he should know." I sent a smile his way.

"Thanks Jiminie!" His face lit up like a Christmas tree.

"No problem. How is school?"

"Good. I have an A in Healing. School isn't the same without you. But, I guess you need two jobs to help your family out."

"Yeah. I'll return to school when my dad finds a job. He has an interview in a few days."

"That's great. Do you wanna hang out at my place later to see Aquaman?"

"Aquaman?" He smiled at the words. He was a huge comic book nerd, similar to Taehyung. He loved DC and Marvel.

"Sure, I'll be there around 6." I stood up and took a sip of my drink.

"Cool, I'll see you there. Bye Jimin." He smiled at me as he watched me leave.

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I hope you like the first part of my Affinity series.