#i sigh relief as none of my visits to video game piracy websites came up

[cromerholt]

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my isp gets subpoenaed for my internet history and it’s just page after page of visits to e621 and nsfw patreons. my lawyer keeps objecting on relevance but the judge keeps overruling him, finally says “shut the fuck up, this is like, interesting”. it takes about two and a half hours of reading off entire urls before we get to ‘best dq blizzard to impress goth girl’ and ‘diy car bomb tutorial’ ‘us marines improvised explosives manual’