#i swear this started as ‘dan ate danny’s height from another dimension’

[britcision]

Okay new headcanon just dropped

Short King Danny

But I mean Short Short, like he’s not gotten any taller since a couple years after the portal

And I mean

He met Dan

He Knows he’s supposed to get tall and buff and hot

Reaches Dan’s age, where The Fuck is his growth spurt???

Tucker and Sam can both prop an elbow on his head no worries

Jazz is 6’7 fuck you

Danny finally breaks and goes to Clockwork like “what the shit Dan wasn’t evil cuz he got tall what the hell where is mine”

Clockwork just smiles at him

“Oh that’s easy, you didn’t have enough power to beat Dan outright so I let you borrow from your future self”

And for ghosts

Power has a pretty straight line to max size

(Taking on a smaller size at will after that is just another flex)

Danny, annoyed, confused, half convinced Dan sucked the height outta him through his fists, says “fucking whatever”

Ghost coronation is coming up

Danny figures “okay this is a lotta new power, better not go ghost outta the zone for a bit”

Ghost King Danny is fucking skyscrapers tall, has to stay in the zone to get his shit under control

Figures “hell yeah this should make up for whatever Clockwork did, finally I shall be able to reach the top shelf”

Turns back

Is shorter