#i think it was margie who lived on my island at the time and listen she was SUCH a sweetheart i wanted to keep her forever

[skyburger]

WHAT THE HELL NOBODY EVER TOLD ME TWO OF MY FAVE VILLAGERS GOT A LINE STICKER TOGETHER. ive loved tabby for YEARS like since 2019 at LEAST. and these stickers are from 2018 how did i not know !!! i love tabby and boots so much 😭😭😭 TABBY AND BOOTS ANIMAL CROSSING I LOVE YOU SO MUCHHHHH OOMFS FOREVER AND EVER

[madeofitzits]

In honor of the impending return of Brooklyn 99, here are 99 reasons that...

1. He was precocious enough to know, at 5 years old, that he wanted to change his name (x)

 2. He has a bunch of nicknames: Sandy Amberg, Young Sandwich, etc. but the most endearing one is 'Droidy', his family's name for him (x) 

3. He is still super close friends with people he's known since: Elementary School (Chelsea Peretti) (x)...

4. Junior High/High School (Kiv and Jorm) (x) 

5. … Summer Camp (Irene Neuwirth) (x)

7.  ...and Film School (Chester Tam) (x)

8. Before he met Joanna, he dated other famous ladies but - out of respect - he never discussed it/them (x) 

9. He loves turtles and tortoises. When he was a kid, he had a pet turtle that he named 'Squirt' because the first time he held it, it peed on him. His Mom, Margie, accidentally killed Squirt when Andy was at Summer camp... (x)

10. … Maybe this is why, when shooting 'Popstar', Andy fell hard for Maximus (Conner 4 Real's turtle). He says they "had a good thing going" and that he wanted to adopt him. In the end, he decided against it because there are a bunch of coyotes in his neighborhood and he was worried the little guy wouldn't be safe. (Popstar: DVD Commentary)

11. Speaking of his Mom, despite being a super private person, he appeared on 'Finding your Roots' so that he could help her track down her birth family (x)

12. When he succeeded he cried (although we never got to see it on camera) (x)

13. That's because, like all good boys, he loves his Mama which is why - as part of the same episode - he said "My mom is basically the kindest person I know… and many people would corroborate that" (x)

14. Andy's Sisters, Hannie (Johanna) and Darrow, used to make him wear diapers and put his hair in pigtails until he was 5 years old. He says he didn't mind because he just liked that they were paying attention to him (x)

15. That's why he sees his identity in comedy as being 'America's kid brother'. When he was young, he would annoy his sisters until they laughed and he claims to have been replicating that approach to entertainment ever since

16. Although a bunch of his characters have 'Daddy Issues', Andy definitely doesn't. He's super close with his Papa (Joe) and has said "he's a good man" and "the best Dad in the world" (x) 

17. Joe was Andy's youth soccer coach and in one scene in 'Hot Rod', Joe's favorite photograph can be seen in the background. It shows a very young Andy posing with a soccer ball, after "scoring the winning goal against Mersey" (x)

18. He's been a loyal Golden State Warriors fan since he was a little kid, living in Oakland (then Berkeley) and, in 2010, he correctly predicted that they would "win a Championship in my lifetime" (x) 

19. The proceeds from his Umami Burger ('The Samburger') went to a deafness early detection program in Berkeley. This cause is close to his heart because Margie uses hearing aids and used to work in the special needs program, teaching deaf kids (x)

20. He, Kiv, and Jorm have made multiple donations to their old school district, including $250 000 to its theater program (x)

21. On the subject of The Lonely Island; Andy always goes out of his way to make sure that everyone knows how much he owes to his buddies. For instance, he told Marc Maron, during his WTF appearance, that "I get a lot of credit for what Kiv and Jorm have done" (x)

22. He makes this face when he knows he’s said something naughty…

(Gif credit: @andrewsambags)

23. During his 'Wild Horses' appearance, he said that he can't watch scary movies because they freak him out too much. He told 'Complex' that he's still scared of 'The Shining' (x)...

24. … Similarly, when he was at UC Santa Cruz he worked at the Del Mar movie theater and he had a hard time coping with screenings of 'Species 2' (x)

25. He fell in love with Joanna, the moment he met her, when she greeted him by addressing him as 'Steve the C**t' (x)

 26. He listened to 'Ys', everyday for a year, before he and Joanna started dating (x)

27. He bought the original portrait that was used as the basis of the cover art for 'Ys' and gave it to Joanna as a Christmas present, so that she could hang it in her music room (x)

 28. He loves birds and goes hiking and birding with Joanna (x)

 29. Every new comment he makes about Joanna becomes an instant contender for 'most beautiful thing a person has ever said about their spouse' (x)

30. For example, he readily admits that Jake's iconic heart eyes are the result of him thinking about his amazing wife (x)

31. There are many stories about how incredibly romantic Andy and Joanna's wedding was and Jorm has said that it featured "the most magical vows I've ever heard" (x)

32. The Newsombergs now live in Charlie Chaplin's old house (x)

33. On the Emmys Red Carpet (2015), the year he hosted, they took a momentary break from posing for the world's press to whisper 'I love you' to each other (x)

34. At last year's Vanity Fair party, Andy carried Joanna's purse for her so she could grab a snack (x)

35. He was a semi-permanent fixture in the audience for her recent run of shows for the 'Strings/Keys Incident' tour, even officially confirming his status as the 'President of her Fan Club' (x)

36. He used his Golden Globes monologue to call out the government for framing and murdering the Black Panthers (x)

37. On the Carpet for the Guy's Choice Awards, he called the event "a ridiculous farce", adding that "men already have it so easy - it's insane that there's a show that celebrates them". That makes sense when you consider that he, Kiv and Jorm have made an entire career out of parodying toxic masculinity (x)

38. He once said that only "idiot-ass men" think that women aren't funny (x)

39. He’s been wearing glasses since 7th Grade and he has the most heartbreakingly cute habit of nudging them up his nose, (especially when he wears his Sol Moscot frames) (x)...

40. ... and of rubbing his eyes under them (x)

41. He barely ever wears glasses for roles but he also avoids contacts (because he doesn't like touching his eyeballs) which means he's almost always 'acting blind' (x)

42. He has worn his glasses in character a few times - as 'himself' ('Lady Dynamite'), as 'Paul' ('I Think You Should Leave') and during a very small number of SNL sketches (e.g. during his one appearance in a 'Gilly' with Kristen Wiig) (x) 

43. He can't tolerate glare and when that makes him squint it's a sight that's too cute for words (x)

44. He owns about six outfits and has been rotating them for well over a decade (x) 

45. He barely ever breaks during shooting/while performing, so when he does it's aggressively adorable. (x), (x)

46. He's a grown ass man who persuades people to come with him to the bathroom because if he goes by himself he'll get lonely (x)

47. He didn't announce he was leaving SNL, until after his last appearance, selflessly choosing not to detract from Kirsten Wiig's huge and emotional send-off (x) 

48. He undertook a quest to smell like Lorne Michaels (x) 

49. He's ageing like a fine wine (x)

50. To protect their daughter's privacy, Andy and Joanna never announced that they were expecting. They've never released their little girl's name or date of birth and most news outlets still report that they became parents in August 2017 (even though that's inaccurate) (x)

51. Although he's careful not to talk about his daughter often, sometimes he can't keep from gushing about her. For example, when asked about his first year of fatherhood he said: "It’s been the best thing that’s ever happened to me. Just like a beautiful, incredible dream. It has surpassed every expectation I ever had. It’s definitely been very blissful" (x)

52. After their daughter was born, Andy and Joanna spent the first 40 days at home with her (in a practice known as 'confinement'). He's described it as being "a really special time". (x) 

53. Andy is famously mild-mannered but, when asked about what triggers his 'Dad claws', he admitted that if anyone attempted to touch his daughter, without permission, he'd "probably sock them hard in the face"…

54. ...Characteristically, he went on to add that he hopes that never happens, since he hasn't been in a fight since 6th Grade (x)

55. Cyndi Lauper was his first celebrity crush and he plays her record ('She's so unusual') for his daughter all the time. (x)

56. His is the very definition of a precious laugh (x)...

57. It's made even more wonderful by the way it makes his voice go high-pitched (x)

58.  … and the way it causes his eyebrow to rise involuntarily  

59. It's impossible not to smile at his impression of his Mom (x)

60. And laugh at his impression of John Mulaney (x)

61. He was so convinced he wouldn't win the Golden Globe for Best Actor in a Comedy or Musical, that he didn't prepare a speech. Instead, as he explained to David Letterman, he "just went… and started drinking". The resulting list of improvised 'thank yous' was perfect in every way (x)

62. As producers, Andy, Kiv and Jorm have given life to some amazing projects ('Alone Together', 'Brigsby Bear', 'I Think You Should Leave')...

63. … and gone out of their way to support women in comedy ('Party Over Here', 'PEN15') (x)

64. As well as being a comedy legend, he's a super-talented dramatic actor, who gave the performance of a lifetime in 'Celeste and Jesse Forever' but, after the movie wrapped, and it was time to do press for it, he was straight back to goofing around (x) 

65. His lip bite should be illegal (x)

66. Even though he wears the same vanishingly small number of outfits, over and over, he has a vast collection of the most excellent socks (x)

67. He always gives 'editing notes' during his own interviews (x)

68. He has a super sweet and sincere way of thanking interviewers when they compliment him (x)

69. He adjusts his hoodie constantly (x)

70. The two most perfect Jake laughs in b99 are actually real Andy laughs 'https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=W38A_xuXaeg https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sVm9nYrTWRQ

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71. Virtually everyone who has ever worked with Andy has talked about what a wonderful person he is. This explains why so many of them have been involved with more than one of his projects (x)

72. It's not only his colleagues who talk about what a delight he is (x), (x)

73. This lovestruck fool wore his own wife's merch when he went out to dinner (x)

74. No one else uses the word 'dinky' quite like Andy (x). The same goes for 'snacky' (see point 70)

75. He does this with his tongue (x)

76. He still likes to play soccer but his eyesight is so bad that he has to keep his glasses on for it

77. When he lets his gorgeous floofy hair grow a little it sits perfectly over the arms of his glasses (x)

78. He gifted the world with Jakey's little curl (x)

79. At the James Franco Roast, he couldn't bring himself to be mean to anyone except himself (and Jeff Ross, a little!) (x)

80. In fact, he's always been willing to laugh at himself (x) and he still is (x)

81. He changes b99 scripts to make them more feminist (x)

82. Despite their humble insistence that they just benefited from 'good timing', the reality is that Andy, Kiv and Jorm (along with Chris Parnell) revolutionized digital media, when 'Lazy Sunday' popularized YouTube, increasing its traffic by 85% overnight (x)

83. He once attended the Vanity Fair party because his Mom told him to (x)

84. He has an amazing way of subtly but firmly shutting down inappropriate questions, like when this interviewer suggested that Holt being gay was something that could have been played for laughs https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=idQsYQfkR5o

85. He auditioned for SNL at the same time as Bill Hader. Hader thought he'd blown it because Andy had a bunch of props and Bill had none. In the meantime, Andy thought he'd blown it when he saw Hader and realized 'this guy doesn't need any props' (x) 

86. His bromance with Seth Meyers is one for the ages (x)

87. Every single second of this video is proof of why Andy, Kiv and Jorm deserve the world (x)

88. He once dragged Mulaney up on stage for SNL Goodnights, even though writers weren't allowed to join in (x)

89. He has a hilarious phobia of pooping anywhere except his own bathroom (x) 

90. His beautiful, beautiful, face: His smile (radiant), his eyes (caramel - hella disarming), his ears (adorably asymmetrical), his nose (perfect), His chin (the dimple… *swoon*), his jaw (could cut glass), The 'Sambeard' (another amazing layer of pretty) (x)

91. His body: His butt (x), his thighs, (x) his soft lil tummy (The ‘Sambelly’) (x), his hands. (x), his arms (x), his hips…

(Gif credit: @amystiago /@badpostandy on Twitter)

92. All signs point to the fact that, like Jake, Andy uses his glasses case as a wallet (x) 

93. Jake's "cool-cool-cool-cool-cool-cool" is an irl Andy-ism that the writers worked into b99 scripts. What's even better is that Joanna does it, too (x)

94. He has a really good arm and is low key competitive, which is super hot https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=e32K_nBDy3Q

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95. He's one half of the cutest Red Carpet pose of all time (x)

96. He barely ever seems to get mad but if angry Jake is anything to go by, maybe he should... (x)

97. He's a huge nerd, who geeks out over GOT, LOTR, 'Star Wars', 'Alien(s)' and anything relating to time travel (x), (x)

98. He has a gorgeous speaking voice, especially when he’s tired or a little sick. (Bonus points for any time he uses the word ‘correct’. See point 30) (x) 

99. He’s still so committed to his b99 fans and fam, even after all this time and is as excited as the rest of us that...

[peace-coast-island]

Diary of a Junebug

Catching up with fond memories over fondue   

Our first ever fondue night was a success! Since most of us are beginners when it comes to fondue so we decided to keep it small and stuck to the basics. Overall it was a nice and low-key night well spent with good food and company.

Fondue night happened to be on the week Lessa and Sarah dropped by to visit. Lessa’s another old friend from Astra, one who I just missed when I visited the town and met up with Nathan. It’s been ages since Lessa and I last spoke so it was nice spending the past few days catching up with her and Sarah. 

Lessa Meisner is the kind of person who can find the silver lining in clouds no matter how stormy it gets. She’s not the fake cheery blindly optimistic type - more like a try to see beauty and magic and all kinds of good things even when life gets unfair. Lessa’s a couple years younger than me but she’s experienced more highs and lows than most people around my age or older. 

I don’t want to say that she has a lot of unlucky breaks because that would downplay her high spirit and resilience - two of her best qualities - but she shouldn’t have to go through a bunch of difficult stuff in order to prove herself worthy. Trauma and tragedy don’t make you compassionate and brave - no, it breaks you. Sure, it shaped you in some way, but it shouldn’t define you, nor should it justify why you deserved to go through something like that. 

I remember talking to Lessa about stuff like this and it’s still something that she often thinks about. If I recall correctly, Lessa actually wrote a thesis on how traumatic events in childhood can mess you up. No matter how well adjusted you are, that traumatic event still has an effect on you, often in ways you don’t really notice. 

Growing up, Lessa was often told that she’s brave. From carrying on after experiencing family tragedies to getting back up after having a seizure, the response was the same. “You’re so brave, Lessa.” quickly grew hollow in her ears. She gets what they mean but after hearing it over and over again, it loses meaning and sounds like a reflex. The way she describes it is like praising someone for getting back up on their feet after falling flat on their face. For someone who’s constantly falling, getting back up isn’t exactly bravery, it means carrying on as usual.

Bravery’s overrated, Lessa would say. Sometimes brave isn’t an option, sometimes you just need to move on with life. Too often people are focused on the big victories that it makes the small ones seem insignificant. But it’s the small victories that help you get through the day.

Lessa was the youngest of nine, not only she was the baby of the family, she was also the most frail. She’s had epilepsy for as long as she can remember so she grew up kind of sheltered. Her father died when she was six and then she lost her mother three years later. 

After her mother’s death, Lessa was sent to live with her oldest sister Margie, her brother-in-law John, and niece Sarah. Lessa didn’t want to be away from her other siblings but at the same time she was happy to be with Margie since they didn’t really see each other too often. Out of all her aunts and uncles, Sarah got along best with Lessa since they were close in age, so she was happy that her favorite aunt was moving in. John however was nothing like Margie - cold, distant, strict - but he was the one who saw potential in Lessa and pushed her when others tried to hold her back.

Living with Margie’s family had its ups and down for Lessa. The first year was significant for her as she began having seizures more frequently. Margie became overprotective of Lessa, which John didn’t approve of. Just when it seemed like things were going well for Lessa, her seizures ruined it for her. And she hated it.

But she got back up anyway. Because what else was she supposed to do? Lessa’s not one to wallow around in her misery. She gets mad and sad but sooner or later she’ll have to get up and smell the roses. So that’s what she did and John noticed. They don’t exactly have a warm relationship but at least he gets her, and for Lessa, that’s more than enough.

When Lessa was thirteen and Sarah eleven, Margie was diagnosed with late stage cancer. Despite aggressive treatment, the cancer spread and worsened, leaving Lessa and Sarah to watch Margie slowly die. Lessa described the whole ordeal as painful and if watching someone dying was bad, she’d hate to imagine what it was like for the one who is dying. Somehow, Lessa managed to get through the days, being a rock for Sarah and a source of comfort for Margie.

Out of all the losses she experienced so far, watching Margie die was the absolute worst moment in Lessa’s (and Sarah’s) life. It’s one of those things that really fucks you up and it’s sad. If memories can leave scars, I imagine that this one left a huge gash in Lessa’s heart. 

Lessa went into detail about what happened only once and that was enough. Christmas Eve, Margie, John, Lessa, and Sarah in the living room surrounded by presents that weren’t supposed to be opened until Christmas morning. Sarah upset, John stern, Margie quiet, and Lessa miles away. One minute Margie was there, then she was gone. She collapsed and that was it.

The months following Margie’s death were a blur for Lessa. Sarah began acting out, causing high tensions between her and John, and sometimes Lessa. To make matters worse, losing Margie exacerbated her epilepsy and at one point that she ended up in the emergency room. At her lowest, Lessa felt scared and helpless. She was tired of being brave.

Being told that she didn’t have to be brave was what pulled Lessa through. Wise words said by her brother-in-law, words that stuck with her and got her through tough times. As Lessa learned over the years, John has his own way of showing that he cares. She still finds him intimidating and cold but at least she can talk to him and he’ll listen. They don’t have a lot in common and yet he gets her while her siblings, while they mean well, often miss the point.

For the next several years, Lessa experienced more hardships such as the losses of five siblings as well as various health issues. When I met her at Astra, life has sort of settled down for Lessa a bit as for the first time in a few years her life wasn’t shaken up by something bad.

A surprisingly stable adulthood followed a turbulent adolescence. Out of the nine Meisner siblings, there’s only Lessa herself, her second oldest brother William and second oldest sister Faith. In terms of health, Lessa still takes anticonvulsants, which is likely something she’ll have to do for the rest of her life. After hitting twenty, the frequency of her seizures dropped significantly, allowing her to obtain a driver’s license last year.

Since we last hung out, Lessa’s been devoting her time to volunteering at various charity events and writing articles for My Mind is a Garden, a website she co-created that’s full of resources for mental health. She still lives with John and Sarah in Astra - John’s an English professor at the local college and Sarah’s studying at Ostermann Oaks College. William and Faith live nearby on opposite sides of town so the three of them visit each other a lot. 

My Mind is a Garden is one of those places I turn to when I feel down. Not only it’s full of interesting articles that are informative and super helpful, but they also have a team of online counselors who can help you out and I’ve heard good things about it. There’s also a podcast called Garden Chats that I listen to sometimes and it’s thought provoking. Lessa appears as a host in a handful of episodes, which is why I started listening to it.

Hanging out with Lessa these past few days brought back many fond memories. We reminisced a bit about our college days, reflecting on how much has changed since then. While prepping for the party, Sarah and KK Slider put on a mini concert at the marketplace, the four of us went for a hike around the beach, Daisy Jane and Lessa went firefly catching at Sunburst Island, and we picked a bunch of fruit for the party.

It’s almost dusk and we’ve just finished putting away the fondue equipment. Who knew chocolate covered fruit can be so good? So next time we throw another fondue party, it’ll be a chocolate themed one. Guess I’d better start learning how to cook with chocolate. Would I have to learn how to temper it? I don’t really understand how tempering works and apparently it can be a pain in the ass so I’m not sure if I’m looking forward to that. But it’ll be a fun challenge to take on.

[herpaderpaman-blog]

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August 22nd 2017 Another shitty day. Feeling terrible after drinking half a bottle of tequila last night. Did some stupid things that i already regret. Miniscule but still wrong. What the fuck am I doing with my life.

I feel gross.And sad.

August 23rd 2017 Today is a little better. Didn’t wake up sad. Kind of just sitting at work feeling whatever.  I need to stop drinking.

Still kind of upset about the usual shit, but its not effecting me as much today.

Lookin forward to mcgregor fight on saturday and also GoT finale.

Heres to pretending everything is okay

August 24th 2017 Wish I won the powerball. Still want pizza. And outback.

Spent the whole morning thinking about what i’d do if I won that 270 million.

Fuck man.

Feeling kind of eh today she asked me to come upstate saturday to watch the mcgregor fight…..no thanks.

August 25th 2017 Another day of work. Woke up feeling alright i guess. (alright in the context of my life as of right now) aka still fucking terrible.  I just wanna be fuckin 16/17/18/19 again man. I hated life then too, but ya know it was a whole lot better than it is now and I sure as shit took that for granted. What was I thinking? I had it so easy. I had a good life. All my friends were around, still hung out. I was still in shape and had a nice fuckin body, unlike now. Did whatever I wanted for the most part. Waaaay more social, waaaaay less things to make me depressed. Didn’t have to deal with no fuckin brain injuries or fuckin bills, or fucking cheating girlfriends, or dying grandparents, or dying animals. It was all so good. And I was just a miserable bitch.

I guess the same thing can be said about me now. But who knows, in my opinion 2017 has been the worst year of my life, although I did say the same about 16 (usually every year as life goes on gets worse) But for sure 2017 is the worst shit imaginable. Everything happened at once.

- Got cheated on after being with someone for 5 years

- Grandfather dying

- Kicked out of childhood home/hometown

- Got fat as fuck

- Got unhealthy as fuck

- My kitties are dying

- Getting older and older everyday.

I miss the days of walking around parks and shit with my friends, just worryin about how to get the next gram of bud or the next pack of cigs, that was the biggest issues in our lives. fuckin pathetic to be honest. I never thought it would turn out like this for me though.

I gotta stop listening to A day to remember. Homesick just makes me want to die. I just wish I could go back to those years and do it all over and all different. I miss it so much.

But tomorrow at least I get to go watch the McGregor fight with my friends. I guess that’ll be good.

AUGUST 29TH 2017 Totally forgot about this over the last few days.

Shit went the fuck down this weekend. Nothing good. Way to drunk. At least I managed to stop drinking now. Haven’t really had any desire for it in the last couple of days.

Sunday(the 27th) I felt like fucking shit. Lost my keys, had to drive to new windsor with edgar. Felt like shit again, cried inside all day. Watched GoT finale. Was pretty good.

Monday the 28th, was shitty. Spent all day thinking about my sickness. Throat hurt, avoided going to the hospital to see gma

Today is going to eat dick simply because of these stupid fucking cunts coming over my house. It really pisses me the fuck off I have to see this stupid cunty realtor dude again. So fucking annoying. They better hurry up and get the fuck out and I swear to god if they’re late ill fucking tell them to fuck off. I dont even care anymore.

Think im just gonna stop talking to everyone. Should just delete my snapchat to be honest. Rid my life of it. Or at least block people. No point in it anymore. I need to  just get my life together somehow. I dunno how but I need to stop feeling like this.

Just want it to be tomorrow at this point.

August 30th 2017 Tired. High. Tired some more.

Dont wanan work, just wanna eat something. I wish I could work from home, i’d be so much more productive.

Feeling, “whatever” today, but Its alright I guess.

Labor day weekend, might ask to work from home Tuesday

What are the things that make me sad?

Moving

-Leaving my “childhood” “home”

-Living in long island…

-Kitties :( shitty and annabelle

Papa & Nana dying

Girlfriend cheating

Have nobody

Unhealthy & fat

Wasted 5 yrs of my life

September 3rd 2017 It’s a pain in the ass to remember this shit during the weekends.

Friday I got to work from home, was a decent day i guess. Didnt do much. Started drinking again.

Saturday, bought a new chair, argued with myself about an i7 7700, didnt end up buying it.

Today’s sunday, I woke up had to go to my uncles for the dog. Saw papa. Hes fucked up. Drove around for a little was pretty sad. Thought about you know who and what she did to me. Thopught about living in long island.

Right now im drunk, its 8:22 and Im watching sellout sunday. I’m feeling okay cause I’m drunk.

September 4th 2017 Woke up today, almost bought that i7. Decided not to.

Feeling the usual, don’t wanna work tomorrow, dont wanna take FD test. Whatever. I want more money.

Drunk rn, 4th night of drinking in a row. Should stop after this.

September 5th Another day of work. Im hungry, horny, and tired. I want bacon on a roll right now. Not going to happen though.

Its tuesday. I just want food.

Septemer 6th 2017 Found out my favorite person has cancer. Yesterday. Another wonderful thing in my life.

I wonder how I will feel looking back on this far from now, if i even can, if im not already dead.

Such a shitty time in my life man. Probably the most crucial as well. My life could even go further to shit or I could rebound somehow, even though I dont really see it in me. Worst part is the worst shit hasnt even happened yet. It’s all just oncoming slowly and dreadfully.

Despite the problems today was okay, was gonna go see nana but she said not to, got away with lying about the fd shit. Dad wants me to be a volly or ems. No thank tyou. To much of a pussy.

September 8th 2017 Yesterday wasnt that bad. Until I shit blood.

Yup. Drank and then basically as soon as I got drunk, and pooped, there was blood. A lot of blood.

So now I have that to think about. Just another thing.

September 9th 2017 Woke up at 1 30, went out and drove around for a little. Got alcohol and outback. Might go see IT tonight. Haven’t done anything really productive at all.

Havent pooped blood again, starting to think it was from the margies.

Going to a fire tonight

September 10th 2017 So mom gave me shit today because apparently its “GRANDPARENTS DAY” And im “selfish” because I dont wanna see nana today aka when my crazy psychotic cunt of a mother wants me to.

I fucking am so sick of that bullshit, I cant wait to tell that woman to fuck off. Honestly, it will be one of the greatest days in my life when I can speak my mind to that woman. I am waiting for the day, she says some stupid fuckin retarded bullshit like today, so I can fucking fuck her with logic. But for now I cant.

Last night spent a shit ton of money. Was alright though. Probably wasn’t worth. But whatever. Today, woke up, got bacon, came home, went to brandons, came home got hibachi rice shit, drank, watching cowboys and giants, and soda’s hurricane stream. Tomorrow is another day of work. Not looking forward to Friday cause I have to wake up at 6am and go to the city.

September 12th 2017 Forgot about this shit yesterday. Woke up felt like poo so I worked from home yesterday. Didn’t drink which is good. Played video games all day long.

Today, back at work, watching 9/11 shit. My stomach is fucking dying. Im soooooooo hungry. Shit sucks ass.

September 13th 2017 Hungry as fuck. I really wanna have sex. I just want my penis fully engulfed in a soaking wet puss.

Thats what happens when you dont have sex for 5-6 months I guess.

Cant wait for that shit.

But i prob should go to the doctor.