#i think leona would get deeply philosophical when on catnip

[vtoriacore]

consider: leona and grim on catnip

i am considering it !! i feel like it's the equivalent to weed for them but stronger. having a stoned leona would be so fun tho, but i think grim would exhaust himself within the first 5 minutes and just fall asleep. now you get to pet his head and enjoy the silence, congrats yuu you've done the unthinkable!

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yuu: hey leona i-

leona after ingesting 4 catnip brownies: are things actually real when we look at them? or do they only become real once we see the light bouncing off the object? i think we need to go over quantum mechanics and the principal laws of physics to get the answer so get me a-

yuu: leona, respectfully, what the fuck?

leona: if you can't help me uncover the answer then get out my damn room. you're not real when i don't look at you anyway.

yuu: ruggie, what did you give him?

ruggie: i haven't done anything this time actually, i think he found catnip. this room smells horrible.

yuu: . . . so if i give it to grim-

ruggie: don't, you'll get another socrates. anyways, you wanna rob him or are we just gonna stand there tolerating this nonsensical bs?