#i wanna be like ''marry me pls 👉👈'' but it's not happening

[undeadcutie]

i don't even really like the title of wife that much but i wanna be married soooo bad

[fivefriedtofu]

↳ ❝ ahoy there! ❞ | #thoma headcanons ; normal + modern au.

thoma w/ chubby cheeks? his fav petnames?? simp rambling??? & more!

ft. gn reader, the kamisato siblings, +1 bonus childe.

cw: none! completely sfw. only cringe romantic scenerios & maybe lots of mentions of kisses because i'm in love w/ him.

♡. edit: the link to the tiktok i added to the last headcanon (normal au) got deleted oh my god 😭

an: thoma go brrr. had to squeeze my brain like a powdered orange just so i could make this coherent enough to post.

i also wanna apologize if i've written some things that are suspiciously familiar to other works before. i only just noticed. i swear i don't know how it happens!! i've just never had an original thought i think _( ༎ຶ⌑༎ຶゝ∠)_ please forgive my sins.

pics: 🐶 🍡 🌿 (fun fact: the shiba's name is marutaro!!)

NORMAL AU!

we are married.

please consider... thoma with chubby cheeks.

irresistibly cute and soft.

ge ntly h olds... 🤲

the grannies at the market like to pull on them from time to time whenever he goes for groceries.

by the end of those days, he'd come home whining with aching cheeks.

"whining" i.e asking you for healing kisses? 🥺👉👈

he does not know how to swear.

thoma: "gee wilikers...", "oh to heck with it!", "gosh diddly darn it!"

ayato, tears in his eyes: pls,,, ju,,st say fuck,,

"he's a grown man with a job and pays taxes" ok maybe he does and just chooses not to BUT listen—

he says bejeebers in one of his voicelines 😭😭😭.

a cheesy romantic, the type to greet you with hand kisses. however ☝️👀

turn the tables and kiss his hands and he'll be reduced to mush.

secretly it's actually one of his favorite places for smooches. such hardworking hands, they deserve all the loving, don't they?

speaking of favorites, his favorite nicknames!

pretty boy, my prince, handsome — casually, politely, LOVINGLY he will pass away.

to be fair, he's a sucker for any sort of praise you give him but something about being called those just makes him feel so special.

BECAUSE HE IS. MUMUMU BESO MUUUWAH—

he makes me feel so soft and happy, he's like the song 'cloud 9' but personified.

this goes with any genshin character, but i'm a thoma simp. just,,, p,, please just imagine.

let me tell you, as a short person, i started screaming. rolled around my bed even, clutched my phone to my chest. at this age of mine. absolutely no shame, embarrassing ✋.

MODERN AU!

modern! thoma would probably enjoy the waitress musical.

his fav songs are 'what baking can do' and 'you matter to me.'

cried the first time he listened to the latter. cried again the next time he listened to it. they... were emotional days 😔.

enjoys musicals in general.

thoma/kamisato siblings theater kids canon i'm the left shoe of one of hyv's soundtrack artists.

he likes listening to them whenever he does chores and ends up singing along when he gets really into it.

doesn't really have the best singing voice, but he doesn't care. all that matters is that he's having fun 💪 king mentality.

and if you, as his s/o, decide to sing along with him ESPECIALLY IF IT'S A LOVE SONG DUET— shee, he just might propose to you then and there.

idk why but i feel like he'd be a swiftie. loves almost every one of her songs but lives for her 2010 era songs. gets so hyped for sparks fly.

his favorite animal crossing character is goldie and i will die on that.

i think he'd be a horror fan. specifically for spooky folklores and cryptids.

(based on that one voiceline of his - thoma's hobbies. also occasionally, he'll utter 'spooky stories...' if he's in your teapot.)

his youtube feed reccomends stuff like 'creepy urban legends from around the world' or 'inazuma's terrifying monster stories.'

when he's not in the mood to listen to music, he lets those vids play in the background instead.

thoma just vibing in his apron and cleaning gloves, waxing and polishing the floor with earphones in, listening to horror podcasts.

he is ANNOYING if he ever gets in a playful mood before going to bed.

both of you could just be peacefully cuddling, innocently talking about whatever until you fall asleep when he'll suddenly bring up a scary story he just learned. and as a result, ends up scaring you a bit.

too creeped to sleep now, you give his chest a soft smack, whining his name.

but then he just laughs! 😡 he's quick to apologize, but he's still laughing!!

as if pulling you in closer against himself, burying your face in his neck, and nuzzling into you will easily let that slide — nah, scoot away from his mean ass. ignore how he whines for you to come back.

he rolls across the bed and follows you. immediately wraps himself around you once he reaches where you placed yourself by the edge.

"noo, 'm sorry." he mumbles, lips brushing against your skin, you could feel him smile. "i'm sorry."

he sighs then plants a kiss against your temple. "here. this way no monsters will get you."

like an inconvenienced cat, you huff, burying your face into his chest. "cringe."

...

you turn back up and quickly press a kiss on his collarbone, before shoving your face back to where it hid.

ok but on the topic of the waitress musical, 'never ever getting rid of me' gives me huge childe vibes.

sorry if this ain't much, i'm fighting demons (ง｡•╭╮•｡)ง​ plus school just started.

[ticklepinions]

Opinion on tickle hugs? 👉👈

THE BEST. OH MY YOU DON'T EVEN.UNDERSTAND. I WILL LITERALLY FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU.

FIRST OFF, we have the classic hug. Like what!? Someone wants to hold me!? Ooo chile lemme catch myself- It just makes me feel so loved I can't even explain the happy feelings it gives me. The serotonin it gives, the good vibes it provides just MMF. And I consider myself a cat when it comes to physical touch, like I like it sometimes and depends on the person but there are moments where I'm like don't touch me 👁👄👁. And it's really confusing when I get touch starved, pls tell me I'm not alone lmfao.

Then add tickles. I will combust. I- just thinking about it makes me all giddy. The sucky thing about being tall is I don't get to hear any heart beats so pls if I ever meet any of y'all IRL, pls cradle my head. Baby me IDC, just envelop me in your embrace. I don't wanna sound desperate but I am. But yeah back to the tword. You'd most likely have to hold me in place because my muscles forget they exist and I will collapse. But if you follow me to the ground well...I- 💀. But but but my most fav tickle hugs and regular hugs are the ones from behind. I have no idea why, but they just feel better!? Like I'm being protected?? Agsidheijebt anyway then factor in tickles with fingers scribbling on your tummy, and there's no escape and oh heavens me I'm throwing my head back on an actual person. Like a human being and brain malfunctioning. It may mean diddly squat to the other person but to me you just told me you loved me in the best way possible and congrats you're stuck with the piece of trash my dear ole mom gave birth to.

AND AND AND, I can't find the post, probably lost forever but it was talking about the criss-cross method and I'm bad at explaining it so my apologies. But basically they hug you from behind and place their arms in an "X" over your chest and just go to town on your ribs and underarms and I think someone may get accidentally hurt in that scenario but I'd be lying if I say I don't want it to happen.

Or or or just soft tickies as we cuddle on the couch or whatever. Or or sitting on someone's lap and they're hugging you but tickling your back with their chin (death. Trust me. I screeched very loud-).

And as a switch... Tickle hugs are hands down amazing. You can easily turn the tables, all the tickle spots are right there at your disposal. Maybe you can get into an all out tickle hug war and look like a cute bunch of fools embraced in a hug but tickling each other silly. And when the tickling stops, you're already hugging so after-care is taken care of to an extent. Let me not ramble but you put me in a mood nonnie. So thanks a LOt smh.

Edit: HOW CAN I FORGET RASBERRIES ON THE NECK. LIKE FU- NO JUST NO. IT'S SO UNEXPECTED TO LIKE CALM YOURSELF I MAY JUST MARRY YOU IDK