#i wanna make a satosugu oneshot of the school pickup line

[ermesskiss]

my americanized dad suguru headcanons

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➮ drives a Ford f-150

➮ blasts divorce dad music, and the twins sing along with him

➮ makes dad jokes

➮ makes conversations with other parents during the school pickup line (where he meets satoru, tehe)

➮ helps the twins into the truck when he picks them up from school

➮ says white people phases like "news flash, buddy,", "that's rich coming from you," and "livin' the dream,"

➮ watches videos on his phone at full volume

➮ shakes snacks in his hand before he eats them

➮ trys to rap along to a rap song

➮ backs into all parking spots + puts his hand behind the passenger headrest

in the summer. . .

➮ when it's nice out he rolls the windows down with the twins in the back seat; their hair flies everywhere

➮ has drivers tan

➮ he and the girls go to drive-ins and watch from the bed of the truck with blankets and pillows

➮ when he barbecues, he wears an american flag bandana to keep his hair out of the way with sunglasses and plays dad music as the girls play in the sprinkler

➮ wears an lgbtq x american flag shirt to the pride parades