#i want this JD to JDie

[proudfreakmetarusonniku]

peathers is the worst thing and I hate it so much.

OK so me and my mum just hate watched the peathers pilot and it is so bad.

my mum thinks it’s ridiculous and just an utter disgrace ruining an 80s classic, I’ll put all my thoughts under the cut

- Why did they change how JD’s mum died? Why did they change his dads buisness for that matter. It removes depth for literally... nothing?

- On the matter of JD MY SON WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU. The actor who plays JD is the only actor so far I think is truely bad. Chandler is a saving grace, Duke and MacNamara are ok, Veronica is decent, but JD is just so charismatic and, to quote my mum, lacks any chemistry with Veronica. A good JD lives and dies on charisma, and this actor lacked ANY. Also why does he not wear a trenchcoat? He looks nothing like JD?

- Why does being sexually abused by a teacher mean that MacNamara isn’t a lesbian? The fuck kind of logic is that?

- While Heather Chandler is amazing the Heathers make no sense? Veronica looks more like a Heather than the Heathers. The Heathers can have diversity of course, but they need to be clearly privelleged rich girls. A lesbian MacNamara can work, for example! I’ve seen Asian Dukes and that fits too! But the Heathers need to be privileged rich girls who look down on all below them, that’s their character.

- Why have a Betty Finn if she’s nothing liKE BETTY FINN WHYYYYYYYY.

- Where is Martha I’ve heard she’s not in this is that correct?

- How tf are they going to do Kurt and Ram if one of thems gay? How are they gonna die?

- HOW JUST IS AN ABOMINATION.

- I feel so bad for Shannen Doherty for agreeing to be in this.

- Wait If you’re making a diverse Heathers why not make people who aren’t the Heathers diverse? Betty is Asian I guess but she’s barely Betty. Why not have Veronica Sawyer be the bicon she was always meant to be? I mean if I’m just throwing out sexuality headcanons why not like a pan or demi JD? You could make JD a girl, as my mum suggested. Why not have a black Veronica, or a hispanic JD or a polynesian Martha or whatever? Why is Peathers?

- Why do the Heathers hate MacNamara and not Duke? Isn’t that what drove Heather Duke to be Heather Duke?

- ““Sad face emoji. Pill emoji”” NO ONE TALKS LIKE THIS WTF.

- Why give Chandler an instagram if she’s blatantly a tumblr pastiche.

- Why does JD casually just have Nazi memorabilia? I know it’s his dads but? That feels really out of character for JD. I’d always assumed he’d be a super left wing anarchist or something.

- Why did Veronica not report JD to the police? They weren’t in a relationship like the movie and the musical.

- Heather Chandler deserves better.

- Why does VERONICA say fuck me gently with a chainsaw????

- Again I cant stress this enough this JD is AWFUL. To be honest, I have a massive crush on Movie/Musical JD. I hate myself for it but my heart won’t stop beating all around my body whenever he’s on stage or screen. Peathers JD makes me want to be sick whenever he’s on screen. How do you screw up that badly?

- seriously that extra in the trenchcoat would be a better jd

- heather duke would be a better jd

- id be a better jd and i have 1 play of acting experience and im a 15 year old autistic girl

- my cat could be a better jd

- peathers is suffering and i will watch the next 9 episodes for your sick enjoyment and because I despise myself.

- why is peathers

@bombboi im just tagging you cause i know you hate peathers sorry to bother you but i thought you might enjoy this angry ranting on peathers also so i can say you’re great and you look like veronica and you’re the best sorry for bothering you please don’t hate me