#i want to smoke soooooooo bad but it’s ok bc i’ve chugged a glass of wine & then remembered i can get high & now i’m chillin | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

bibleofficial · 1 year

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after basking in the glow of my pettiness - writing on the mirror ‘would an adult leave their nail clippings on the shared vanity’ 4 my brother - karma got me, bc i accidentally knocked a fucking cactus onto my bed

#stream #i’m #u know what i was fucking right i don’t care #i knocked it at 1.06a & it is now 1.43a literally im using a folded towel as a pillow ALSKALSKALSKLAKSLA like #now i’ve got to do SO much laundry & fucking vacuum i’m going to end it all #BUT OH MY GOD ???? MY BROTHER IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS UR ALMOST 24 HOW DID U NOT FUCKING CLEAN UP UR NAIL CLIPPINGS #JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ????? WHAT IS WRONG W U !!! HE CANT EVEN FUCKING CHANGE THE TOILET PAPER ROLL WHEN HE FINISHES IT OH MY GOD !!!!!!!#like ‘why doesn’t he have a girlfriend’ mum look at this #U LOOK AT THIS #this is what u got #bc i’m going to kill myself #i want to smoke soooooooo bad but it’s ok bc i’ve chugged a glass of wine & then remembered i can get high & now i’m chillin #1.47a & livin the dream #if i start looking at myself & my surroundings i will have a breakdown #like omg at the fucking meeting on friday we had coworkers that graduated come back for what reason idk it was nice to see them but they’re #like ‘if u want. a gap year or 2 before grad school go ahead like u should do that’ & im like mama …#i’ve been in school for like 6.5-7 years …. like + minimester + summer courses 😭😭 like break ?#if i took a break i literally would not go back to school #like ALSKALKSLAKSLAKALA #& i need to fucking apply to grad schools still FOR THIS FUCKING FALL #like y’all ….#i’m going to KERMIT #like i-#i’m also just toyin in my head like #y’all what if i just fucking go to japan #like #it’s so unhinged like do u speak japanese ? no i fuckign do not but i DO know that u can get languages courses (intensive) for good prices #so i know i could learn japanese #like bro #why not

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