#i was like ah he's gonna make me swoon aint he. instead im throttling him like can you be real with me for 5 seconds. | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

qrowpilled · 11 months

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i made that post about having astarion brainworms and it got like 80k notes but now that i actually have the game and am experiencing the characters firsthand i'm realizing my perceptions of both him as a character and how i would feel about him were off the mark

#shush jesse #thats not to say i dont like him i DO. he's just. he vexes and frustrates me.#its like the kind of frustration where i want to help him but we are at such odds with one another that it's hard to feel like im #making any progress with him. im humanizing this fictional man so much right now. but the characters in this game feel so real yk.#hes the only companion who i dont have high approval with. i feel we are very much opposites.#he's a lot. compels me though. i know theres more to him than just aaah sassy cunty vampire #cazador...i gotta kill that guy #i was like ah he's gonna make me swoon aint he. instead im throttling him like can you be real with me for 5 seconds.#i dont want to flirt with you. just be a Person. with me.#also i keep saying i dont care but every time he gets mad at me i feel like im dying #i've seen the words ''astarion disapproves'' more times than ive seen my family this week #jesse plays bg3

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