#i would like to see it.

[realgraps]

[sikoazayn]

thousands of people heard passing out

[amainoyuki]

Stills from the unreleased Totally Spies! pitch trailer from 1999. These screencaps come from a video containing what little footage is available, uploaded to YouTube on November 14, 2021.

[jeanstapleton]

"i would've helped klinger as a friend, the same way he gave of himself to me -- spending night after night holding my hand & helping me through those difficult days overcoming my drinking problem"

[mamawasatesttube]

still thinking abt kara as linda lang wearing kon's glasses btw. i feel INSANE that they never talked about this when he came back!!! i need them to hang out, and for kara to tell kon about krypton, and kon to teach kara about earth. i want him to take her to an arcade i want them to go to a roller rink i want them to fly around while kara comes up with designs for kon to ttk the clouds into. let them bond aughghgh!!!!!

[rosyjuly]

professor rosy july....... I require your wisdom...... is it true before my time there was even a dilfier silver fox 🤌 who could top even the neurotic Austrian stallion......

my liege… we must venture into the unexplored and brave the unknown. 

all i’m saying is toto asking an entire room full of journalists whether they want maurizio and him coming out and maurizio leaning in close, telling him to shut up…

maurizio coming over to his hotel room later and toto preparing a nice bottle of cabernet savignon, polishing the glasses with a sterilized microfiber cloth, arranging them so they make a perfect picture on the tray – not that maurizio cares. but maurizio takes a seat opposite him and takes generous sips. he’s a man intending to enjoy life to the fullest. they talk, and he lets his eyes linger on toto’s vulnerable throat, watches him swallow the wine, and then swallow again for how heavy maurizio’s gaze is. they both know why they’re there. but maurizio is in no rush. and he knows how toto gets, under his pristine, done up shirts, how the little tremors must be running across his skin already. 

maurizio finishes his glass and puts it down with a quiet thud: on the bare table, not on the coaster toto has painstakingly placed next to the tray. toto’s jaw ticks. maurizio stands and goes to look out the window – toto follows him like they’re tied together with the red string of fate. and then maurizio runs his big hands up toto’s back, dragging his shirt out of his pants, and then trails them back down, hooks the tips of his fingers under his waistband, grazing the swell of his ass. toto exhales. maurizio is looking up at him with dark eyes, cataloguing his reactions – not that they’re anything new at this point. 

“now tell me what you wanted to achieve today,” he tells toto quietly, “when you told your jokes.” 

“you know what i wanted,” toto says and licks his lips. maurizio chuckles. 

“va bene.” and then he makes toto undo both of their pants. he gets a firm grip on toto’s cheeks and pulls him in, and tells toto to move, and toto does, gripping maurizio’s shoulders, grinding and rubbing against him. maurizio has his head tilted up, his dark eyes half-lidded and all-observing. 

and then maurizio tells him to get on the bed, and he fists a hand in toto’s hair and presses his face into the million-thread pillow until toto is gasping for both the lack of air and the relentless pace maurizio keeps fucking him with.

[spohkh]

can we please please please please please pretty please with cherry on top get a shot of the scar on dong soo's palm from do young's knife. preferably with do young holding it and/or pressing down on it but ill settle for just one itty bitty shot of it please and thank u so so so much amen

[meatsound]

just learned theres a chain restaurant of philly themed bars in london???

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

omfg now i desperately need to see tary curing fcg of being a flat earther

[charmcoindied]

747 overhead but it's like 30 miles from me. WHY

[lacunose]

worst thing that happened on our trip was me telling my darling all about bondarchuk's war & peace one day and then going to a little cinema shop in paris that evening and the shopkeeper putting the brand new dvd of it down right in front of me but it only had french subtitles and i don't know russian or french. no one understands tantalus like me

[gatogotica]

whose dick do I have to suck to get richard ayoade on taskmaster

[theropoda]

in the 21 years morrowind has been out someone has HAD to have made a tribunal version of caramelldansen, right? right?

[isekaicore]

would be funny and slay if astv just went for best picture at the oscars. like the oscars are stupid but itd be so cool if they just skipped best animated feature and went straight for best picture.

[rosyjuly]

Oh hey we bringing up maurizio/toto again?

i have never gotten over anything in my entire life and certainly not this:

[myrfing]

Hello, au ra horn sawer back again to say that seeing you equally enthralled by it was VERY funny, and also such a big reason I have so many scientific type characters with an interest in very ethical and consented to experimentation. Dude in a labcoat oohing and aahing over getting to saw some dude's horn open to see when the hollowness ends and the keratin begins. You know how it goes.

(shivering like I just came out of the pool) You know how it goes.