#i’ll do it tomorrow

[doodle-stroodle]

Someone should write a fic about fem/sapphic!byler, where Michelle/Mike disguises herself as a boy so she can be a knight (Maybe she’s a princess or a noble and her parents are being dicks about it??) or whatever and Willow/Will is like a princess or something and like something happens

they also kiss btw

[alinelie]

first impression

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[swordwizard]

The world is working forces against me today, had a confrontation with a guy at work today where I yelled at him pretty bad (he bent to my will, made a mental note not to get addicted to that feeling) and then some dogs bum rushed my dog on a walk tonight and I just told the owner that it was not cool. They’re out a bunch just totally unattended running in the street behind the bar and they were more aggressive than they’re ever been tonight. Next time I’m wearing heavy boots, kicking them in the damn ribs, and keeping the stick on me.

[orphyd]

Cooking:

Dishes:

[honeydewtual]

remember when i said i was gonna gif tonight? well i don’t think it’s happening bc nothing is loading lmao

[nosleep83]

The sudden urge to redo every single one of my MM playlists at 11:40 pm on a school night FUCK I hate my brain sometimes

[astral-from-afar]

I’m done for the night

[jeffbiblesupremacy]

I’m not going to translate anything today because I have a huge headache, sorry :/

[caroldantops]

I've decided to give myself an emoji in commemoration of my naughty Carol and Kate thoughts.

-👅

Speaking of,

Is it me or do I feel like Carol is a size king? Like her favorite past time is stuffing reader and Kate with butt plugs and taking Polaroid pictures (bc you know, the Era she was born she definitely used Polaroid pictures to capture the moments). She will throughout the day change the butt plugs, each time they increase by an inch.

Carol 100% has a scrapbook dedicated to her butt plug pics. Different colors and sizes (of course) as well as some with gems on the ends. She'll sit on the couch, legs spread while you or Kate eat her out as she peruses through the scrapbook. There's even some pictures of her cock buried in yalls asses. Some pics with cum leaking out, some with her fingers shoved in to the knuckles. The front of the cover will have in neat hand writing,

'The Captain 's Anal Sluts'.

When she leaves for missions, she'll take her scrapbook with her, but not before adding new pictures so she'll have something to rub her fat clit to.

Oh, and Carol has a massively fat clit. It peaks through her pussy lips and past her golden bush when she's excited. It's a mouthful when you wrap your lips around it.

-👅

PLSSS THE POLAROIDS!!!

her favorites are the ones that show off when she was able to finally fit her fist in your asses 💞💞

the image of carol touching herself to her little pervy scrapbook is soo hndndnbsjed i feel like she would lowkey be a little embarrassed at the fact that she sounds very whiny when she masturbates like HEAR ME OUTTTT when she’s alone she drops the domme facade a bit and her voice gets all high and and and anyway.

I wanna suck her fat clit so bad. oh my god.

[badolmen]

WARNING 18+

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[lyriumsings]

need to finish my comms specifically so i can get the deluxe edition of bg3 perhaps

[teet-swea]

Hehe I have told my besties I’m going to sleep, but I have Deceived them all! (I will pass out in like 10 minutes)

Instead, I shall be plotting their demise (trying to dream of my next D&D plotline) and bringing and end to civilization as we know it (not studying for my Abstract Algebra exam).

[probabludaistkf]

horsezai

[deadandphilgames]

wakes up in a cold sweat remembering the tag games i was mentioned in but forgot to participate in

[astral-from-afar]

Should update the blue period spreadsheet

[timetohealit]

Half an hour ago I was thinking about doing one more online lesson but now I just want to drown myself in hot dogs