#i’m like a loser that's betting on his last dime

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Sentence Starters | Best Lemonades

quotes taken from jelloapocalypse's 'The BEST Lemonades'

It’s like frolicking through a blueberry mist with a lemon jacket on.

There’s just old in this drink.

This tastes like eating a leaf that a ladybug just crawled over.

I was giving it the benefit of the doubt for being interesting, but interesting does not mean good.

If I’m a shitty waspy woman at a baby shower but I’m driving home, this is what I’m gonna drink.

I hate how much I like this.

It’s a potion that looks like a health potion, but hurts bad.

I MELTED DOWN A BUCKET OF JOLLY RANCHERS!

This is fruit punch and the punch is italicized.

This tastes like a public pool but in the best way.

This is like drinking a candle!

Do you want someone to walk up to you and hit you in the face with a pool noodle made of flavor?

That smells like blood. That straight up smells like a nosebleed.

If you’re a vampire, I got a lemonade for you!

If you taste like asparagus…. You out bro.

Yay poison.

This fucker at least convinces you that he’s nice and then he stabs you after the first date.

This is so complicated and it’s all bad.

Drink some more blood as a palate cleanser.

WHAT IS THIS INSECT BLOOD?

Which mommy blog wrote this?

Melted crayon. This is a melted crayon.

If you have a lemonade stand, you gotta make your own fucking lemonade.

This one’s a white powder, like cocaine.

When you get a colonoscopy-

The texture is gasoline and the flavor is gatorade with the meanest salt in it.

Follow the money! Does True Lemon make Suprep?

You are all going straight in the garbage can.

It’s never met a lemon, but its cousin was roommates with a lemon.

This little pink bitch is okay.

Water balloon tactics banned by the Geneva Convention.

Smells good. Tastes bad cause it’s French.

Well if I throw up I’ll tell you later on Twitter.

Honey kinda smells like a weird fart.

Here, drink it, you bitch!

This one’s less pink, it’s a bit of a bitch.

What’s the taste of communism?

Mike keeps his secrets.

The blood is good!

I think blood? Better than purple, better than strawberry.

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Revolution Radio sentence meme

Somewhere Now

I’m running late to somewhere now

I never wanted to compromise

All grown up and medicated

I put the “riot” in Patriot

We all die in threes

I’m gonna take my time

I’m a shooting star

Here goes nothing when there’s nothing left to lose

Hallelujah I found my soul 

Bang Bang

I wanna dance like I’m on the video

I’m sweating bullets like a modern Romeo

Shoot me up to entertain

Daddy’s little psycho

Mommy’s little soldier

I love a lie just like anybody else

I want to be a celebrity martyr

The leading man in my own private drama 

Revolution Radio

We will be seen but not be heard

My love’s bulletproof 

Do you wanna live out loud?

Say Goodbye

Say goodbye to the ones that we love

Oh lord have mercy on my soul

This is how we roll

Say hello to the ones in control

Outlaws

The dawn of a criminal in bloom

We were delinquents; freaks of a faded memory

When we were forever young

We destroyed suburbia

All that we wanted is a life beyond the stars

I plead my innocence

You took a train and you can’t go back

Forever now you’ll roam

Bouncing Off the Wall

I wanna hear you scream

Everybody’s bouncing off the wall

It’s just another day

Come on and do the twist

My little exorcist

We’re all getting pissed

I got Satan riding next to me

We’ll give you the creeps

Still Breathing

I’m like a child looking off in the horizon 

Oh, I’m still alive

I’m like a solder coming home for the first time

Am I bleeding?

Cause I’m still breathing on my own

Making my way to you

I’m like a loser that’s betting on his last dime

I’m like a son that was raised without a father

I’m like a mother barely keeping it together

I walked out on the ledge

Are you scared to death to live?

I’ve been running all my life

Just to find a home that’s for the restless

Youngblood

She’s a loner, not a stoner

She’s the cedar in the trees of Minnesota

I’m a rough boy around the edges

She’s my weakness

We’ll shoot the moon into the sun 

Are you stranded?

Do you wanna watch the world fall to pieces?

Fuck you I’m from _____!

Too Dumb to Die

Oh I love you

I got a sentimental illness for you

Please don’t go away

I hated all the new trends

At least it’s better than here

I’m hanging on a dream that’s too dumb to die

Everything will be alright

Troubled Times

What’s good is love and peace on earth?

Where’s the truth in the written word?

A new day dawning

What part of history have we learned?

Some things we’ll never overcome

And then I wonder like a troubled mine

Forever Now

My name is _____ and I’m freaking out

I thought therefore I was

I sit alone with my thoughts and prayers

As if I was never there

It’s freaking me out

I’m like a punk rocker on Labor Day

How the hell did I work so hard to be born this way?

I never learned to read or write so well

If this is what you call the good life, I want a better way to die

Oh I don’t wanna think about tomorrow

It doesn’t matter anyways 

I want to hear it on my radio

I want a new conspiracy

I ain’t gonna stand in line no more 

Ordinary World

Where can I find the city of shining light?

It’s where that I live until I die

What would you wish if you saw a shooting star?

Baby, I don’t have much

But what we have is more than enough

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fun game! what muses look like they could be related to mine?

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