Grian: Scar, I’ve come to the conclusion that you are a very queer person.
Scar: yes… Grian, we’ve been dating for the past three years. I know very well that I am gay.
Grian: wait-
Grian: No, queer as in weird! You Americans.
Scar: *laughing*
Hello everyone! Welcome to a spooky installment for @inu-spiration #5!!! The lovely and talented @clearwillow made an AMAZING piece of art that just immediately screamed to a witch!au!
Doing theater is amazing and I love it but god explaining show related injuries is insane like for example.: Today at rehearsal I hurt my leg & back and if someone asks me what happened my honest response would have to be. Yes! I am injured because I spent three hours yesterday headbanging and rolling on the floor in a mosh pit to “time warp” from Rocky Horror, and that’s just our blocking!!
dirk strider househusband/parent au where dirk has no idea how to cook, doesn’t know about baby food, so he cooks like the digimon mom does until jake finds out
[AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I START HEARIN' THIS STUFF IN MY HEAD. (Guy echoing) IF YOU COOK IT, THEY WILL COME. SO MY HEART IS AFRAID THAT IT WILL HAVE TO SUFFER. I HAVE TO FIGURE OUT WHAT IS GOING ON. IS THIS HEAVEN? NO, MAN, THIS IS EARL'S.]
Hey girl, are you Two-Face because I just hit my head and now there's two of you what the fuck happened oh my god why are you getting so blurry oh shit