#i’m rolling with the lgbt (the found family book series made for middle schoolers)

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So I’ve been playing Akinator for fun and guessing The Ranger’s Apprentice characters, and I was thinking of Gilan, and then it showed this question

And I just know that it was thinking Halt. I know for a fact that if I had said yes, it would have said Halt. The guy is just always done with absolutely everything

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“Dog Days are Over (Florence + The Machine)” (aka “run fast for your mother fast for your father song) reminds me SO much of the rangers apprentice. I mean imagine, it’s the end of the book, Halt and Will are talking. They’re watching the sun on the verandah, and Gilan zooms by on Blaze, laughing and waving. Crowley is next, shaking his head but laughing too, trying to catch up with him. Maybe Horace is there too, with Evanlyn, motioning to Will for him to join them. Will looks at Halt, and Halt raises an eyebrow and nods at him. Will rushes to Tug and hops on him, running after the two, and Halt watches for a moment before getting on Abelard and catching up. All of this with Dog Days are Over in the background, or maybe Willow Tree March by The Paper Kites, or some The Oh Hello’s song. Like come on, that would be so cinematic and perfect and I would break down SOBBING and would not recover for DAYS

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I’m convinced no one in the rangers apprentice is straight like. Will Treaty? No way. Horace Altman? Absolutely not. Alyss, Jenny, Gilan, George, Halt, Crowley? Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. Some flavor of homosexual. I sense it. Xander and Orman? Lovers. Like come on. There’s not a single straight person in these books. Even Morgarath isn’t straight.