#i'm afraid i'm crowding the tag with my silly little post about this silly little characters

[lampochkaart]

Kokichi is asexual and you can't change my mind (and Kaito is an ace too 'cause i said so)

Here is why i think that way

Disclaimer! This post is not created to judge or shame anyone. I created it to explain why i think about them in that way and maybe try to make this headcanon to be more popular. I might sound kinda salty at times here but in general I don't mean to hurt anybody.

It kinda confuses me why so often Kokichi portrayed a little bit too intrested in making sexual comments and jokes. I probably shouldn't be surprised, because I know that we live in a sex obsessed world. I'm kinda used to it at this point. But I think people kinda exaggerate it.

In actual game he doesn't make sexual comments and jokes THAT often and 90% of the time they are directed at Miu who is the MAIN sourse of them in game. I even think that he would not say so many of those things if Miu wouldn't be starting it first.

He even get's confused for a second when Gonta tells him he couldn't catch Miu for Insect Meet and Greet because his "face got hot".

And in bonus mode Dangan Salmon Team he isn't particularly intrested in that either. In most cases when the player chooses sexual option even though the game states that it was a good option Kokichi will often just change the coversation to a different topic. Yeah, they had fun, but they didn't really talk that much about initial chosen option.

"Let's read a dirty book."

"How about joining my organization instead?" *starts rambling about his organization*

And yes, I REFUSE to call this protag Shuichi. This is NOT my favorite protagonist. He would not fucking say this.

Look how they massacred my boy *cries*

One thing Kokichi also does very often is being sarcastic. I really like this scene. But surprisingly I've seen people taking his excitement as genuine and was like ??? How? Have you gone so crazy after you've seen his first phrase that you blacked out and missed part when he went "nope :)". He literally was like "Is that what you wanted me to say? You wish😊🖕"

I also like how sometimes when the protagonist say something sexual Ouma redirects topic from himself. And he often suggests Tenko as alternative. For a long time I couldn't understand why it was her specifically. And then I realised. It's because Tenko will beat up any man who says something like that to her. He literally indirectly tells player to fuck off.

I can't belive how often those moments are overlooked.

I think that's all my main points regarding Kokichi. Everything else is not very convincing and can be dismissed. But I just want to point out that his color palette basically resembles asexual flag, because I think that's a neat detail.

Now Kaito. I'm gonna be honest. The main reason I headcanon him as ace is because I headcanon all my favorite characters as asexual. But there is a reason I fully accepted him as ace.

The scene in Talent Development Plan where he's discussing "man's passion" with Leon and Teruteru. While they were talking about girls it turned out Kaito this whole time was talking about chasing passion in more philosophical sense. And by exploring "unknown worlds" he probably meant space (they really should've seen that coming).

That's pretty much it. I just saw 1 (one) reason to make it canon for me and immediatly jumped on it.

I think that's it for both of them. They're not the only characters i headcanon to be on the ace spectrum (and i also have some on the aro spectrum too!) but they're the ones I think about the most, so I thought I'd explain it.

[nnatsume]

↳ ❝ [ A LITTLE APPRECIATION] ¡! ❞

foreword: THIS GOES TO MY SILLY MUTUALS WHO I LOVE WITH MY ENTIRE HEART. you make my day fr. i'm going to lovemail you all now i hope you don't mind the tags or anything. twiddles fingers. i hope this list gets to grow longer hehehehhehe. i gave you all a little song each along with it!! it's in the receiver. <3

╰┈➤ dear @yumetokashite,

you were right there from the beginning! i remember the boost i got when you reblogged my first post hehe. you're probably one of the coolest people to ever exist and you have such a colorful personality under your timid shell!! hehe i look up to you a lot you know?? you're incredibly talented and super super kind. ♡ i hope we can stay friends for a loong time!!

╰┈➤ dear @nyaitsu-writes,

okay you are so important. i remember reading one of your posts and i was like, "woah, i can follow this perfectly without stop." and i sent you an ask and bam! you're so friendly and accepting of everyone, and you're the kind of person that i can talk to from midnight to morning!! i'm really happy to have met you. you taught me to chill a little bit, you know? ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

╰┈➤ dear @lisxdumbr,

i saw your letter in my inbox and i combusted. as i'm writing this one, yours is open in another tab ready for response. ♡ i'm so happy to have met you !! the late talks with you were so interesting always, honestly—you're very refreshing! definitely irreplacable—you always think you're bothering, but i'm always overjoyed to see you pop up in my inbox.

╰┈➤ dear @lilikags,

do you know how happy it made me when you decided i'm going to be your kuya? i cried a little bit, i'm honoured to take that spot. ♡ you have a very, very good life ahead of you, i can tell, you're very ambitious!! i hope i can cheer you on in the future too—i'll be the older brother in the crowd with the qiqi support banner.

╰┈➤ dear @oh-man-its-a-banana,

my beloved bestie, my radioactive yellow fruit. talking to you is always so fun—our silly little walls of headcanons and cute shuffles and everything! i care about you lots & lots!! you're one of the most amazing, talented people i've met—you're not afraid to reach into the fire to help people—very admirable!!

╰┈➤ dear @imagineshuitsukieveryday,

i remember i reblogged your post with a silly addition and then you made a masterpiece out of it—i was shocked but wowed. i can tell the path ahead of you is also very bright—take care of it and decorate it, you have an artistic vision that the world should see. ♡ you come in randomly, but then you say very interesting things, you know?

╰┈➤ dear @runanadwiddles,

remember the reaction roles course? shudders. you carried me through it flawlessly—you're a very patient soul, and you're good at passing things to other people. you have a lot of light in you—i hope that one day you'll gain the confidence to shine even more than now!

╰┈➤ dear @rinnelovebot,

i think i've said this a couple times before, but i think you're very humorous. you bring light where you go! i admire you a lot—you're a very responsible and talented person!! i see you juggle a lot of things in your life—i'll be cheering you on from the sidelines, whenever you need me. ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

╰┈➤ dear @nikikyuuun,

we don’t talk too much but i still think you’re irreplaceable–i’ll be your admirer from afar. you’re very humorous and endlessly kind, so i hope we get to talk a little more in the future. ♡ i look up to you a lot as well!! the future has good plans for you, i can tell. ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

╰┈➤ dear @shucore,

every time we met you’ve shown only love! you let your love flow into what you do, and that takes a lot of practice–or maybe a gift of yours? either way, you hold a special place within everyone’s hearts, you must know. ♡ it seems that life doesn’t treat you well sometimes, but for people like you, light always waits at the end! ♡

╰┈➤ dear @heiiskii,

we haven’t talked too much either, but i still adore you! you put your heart to the things you love–you’re the kind of person that people can’t get tired of talking to, you know? i’ll have your back whenever you need me!! ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

╰┈➤ dear @actuallylgp,

you shoulder a lot of things, and very gracefully! a break awaits you soon. you have my support until then. and afterwards, too. ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა bantering with you is like sibling-banter, it’s quite fun and i hope that’s not just one-sided. ♡ you’re very passionate about the things you love! and one day i’ll be the one lifting you, watch.

╰┈➤ dear @s4egusas,

you may think this is redundant because i’ve already lovemailed you in the response to your letter, but i think you need to be appreciated s’more. ♡ you work very hard, and i admire your skill!! and you’re very funny on top of that. (i have to laugh every time you say “pookie”). ibara might find a rival soon (platonically on my side.).

╰┈➤ dear @mocha-tapioca,

my favorite eldritch creature! you kidnap the children, i eat them. ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა fooling around with you often turns into a tiny tiny highlight in my day!! you’re endlessly precious, you know? don’t let the stumps in your life stop you–the path ahead of you is filled with happiness. you’re a real bestie. ♡

╰┈➤ dear @ururuo1,

you’re the hard-working type and while that is admirable, i think you deserve to take a looong long break. ♡ sometimes i get the feeling that you don’t like me very much, but i think you’re awesome. you don’t strike me as an overly.. let’s say proofless-believing type, but trust me when i say that there’s miracles to reward you in the future. ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

╰┈➤ dear @nvzuna,

we used to talk a lot, remember? ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა housecat solidarity. talking to you is always something new–you’re a super cool and interesting person, you know? you always meet people with kindness and love, and that often takes a lot to do. ♡ you deserve all good things coming your way and more!!

╰┈➤ dear @yuezhong,

can i just say how peaceful and comforting your presence is? you carry yourself in a very graceful manner. or type, i guess, but that doesn’t sound very charming. i find you to be someone very respectable! ♡ i can’t wait to get to know you a liiitle bit more. you’re an interesting type. ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა

╰┈➤ dear you,

i may not know who you exactly are, but i appreciate you to the moon and back! i’m very thankful for you and all the support you gave me. whoever you are, you deserve all good there is! ૮ ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶ ა treat yourself today in my stead, okay?