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61below · 2 years ago

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Zimbits 110% learned the hard way what happens if you try getting hot and heavy while wearing Off Deep Woods 25% DEET bug spray, even if there WERE fireworks going off 🙃

I just know in my heart of hearts that jack and bitty aren't the kind to share deets. but I also know that inevitably, one day smh will find out that bitty did the dirty for the first time in a pickup truck. and there will be Chaos

#spoiler: your lips and tongue go numb for WAAAAY too long and it also gives you a nauseous headache #I still get to have that memory though lol 🥰#reblogging with these excellent tags:#'i feel like it’s something that comes out either 1) during a drunk game of truth or dare (bitty)'#'or when somebody says something disparaging about pickup trucks and jack and bitty are suspiciously silent on the matter.'#i'm cackling please imagine they just share a look and simultaneously like... take a sip of their drinks #everyone just stares at them and knows #on july 4th 2015 holster felt a slight disturbance in the force and immediately called ransom #he will not be normal about this piece of information i can guarantee it #zimbits

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