#i'm miraak and you're watching disney channel

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Skyrim FUCKING and SUCKING Edition

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NEW HEADCANON the reason every Daedric Prince has an Artifact in Skyrim is because they were all desperately hoping the Last Dragonborn would stumble ass-backwards onto it so they could have their soul (and the bragging rights that comes with it)

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FALMER HEADCANONS. NOW.

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No weapons allowed but this isn't honorable so you can still fling dirt in their eyes or whatever. Btw this isn't who you think you could beat or who you think should get punched its who you'd want to fistfight for the sheer euphoria of fistfighting.

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I'm not going to beat around the bush, my fiance and I are doing really badly right now. As it stands we won't be able to make rent this month unless we get a miracle, which is what I'm desperately hoping for with this post.

I'm hoping to get $2000 by the end of the month for rent, utilities, food, gas, and to maybe, MAYBE be able to put something into savings so we can hope to not drain our bank accounts every month.

My Ko-Fi is still up! You can donate any amount of money you'd like, or get a commission (or both really, if you'd like) if you can't afford to then please, please spread this around so that maybe that miracle we need can happen.

Thank you so much for reading, donating, spreading this post, whatever you do.

$0/2000

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If I was a Skyrim npc . Well I'd probably be a falmer. But if I WASNT

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Who wants to

TALK TO NE ABOUT FALMER‼️

Give me ur falmer headcanons and other such related asks PLEASE

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Lord Boethiah, to anyone: I am NOT gaslighting you. I am lying to you. Gaslighting implies a level of effort that I am simply not putting in. Deceiving you does not require much.

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What should I do in the hit video game THE ELDER SCROLLS V: SKYRIM today?

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Makes a new LDB,,,,,

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Bro what the HELL I just fucking. Went up 2 this miner lady and talked to her and she fuckong DIED as soon as I exited conversation???? Right jn front of her kid????????? The fuck is this game

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‼️LETS MAKE OUR OCS KISS‼️

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I feel like the Dwemer would b the TES equivalent 2 flat earthers.

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I KNOW I HAVE MUTUALS AND FOLLOWERS FROM BRITAIN QUICK TELL ME SOME BRITISH CUISINE RIGHT NOW. I'm being serious I need to cook something for a woman that's homesick . Don't ask questions just gimme resippies

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I dont need to make another Skyrim OC,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,