Ok.. hear me out.. Dazai, Chuuya and Fyodor all wanting the same person..
Oh you are dead. Skk miiiight be able to share, if you can handle them. Maybe fyozai if you're a special kind of sick freak (/loving). I don't even want to think about the logistics of Chuuya and Fyodor. But all at once? My god.
There's a good chance that they'll be so busy sabotaging each other and being creepy that they'll actually forget to approach you, Fyodor especially would just assume you're his and set about eliminating the competition. Or all their master plans cancel out perfectly and you become the equivalent of the janitor with headphones in a horror movie, completely oblivious while those three are busy killing each other. To me Chuuya has the highest chance of success because he's actually going to, you know, court you like a normal person. Fyozai would be sitting together staring at each other and playing 5D chess with their minds, but Chuuya is showing up at your work with flowers or asking for your number or taking you on a walk by the sea.
#so this is a terrible decision but#I refuse to feel sorry for it#it IS all odette's fault though
do i look like im sorry?? nah, of all the things katya has blamed me for, this one i can't even pretend to be sorry. reading northanger abbey is a delight that everyone should experience.
Met 2023 IvH casting and staging is crazy bc how are you going to make Fuggi, crudele the sexiest duet. That's not even supposed to be a hot one, and yet here they are, half-naked (well, maybe a quarter) on stage, grasping at each other and trembling. Meanwhile in La cì darem they touch each other like twice