Mom and I React to Game of Thrones 8x04
Recap
Jamie and Cersei
Me: "He's gonna have to pick sides again."
Bronn
Mom: "He's not gonna kill either one of them."
Jon tells Daenerys who he is
Me: "She's gonna flip her shit."
All the deaths recapped
Me: "It's like a Talking Dead In Memorium."
Mom: "How are they gonna get rid of all the bodies? My God. They're gonna have to have the dragons just fly over and burn them up."
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Winterfell
Jorah
Mom: "She's gonna burn him and send him out into the water."
Me: "Send him out into the water?"
Mom: "Isn't that a warrior's funeral?"
Me: "No, that was Catelyn's family that did that."
Mom: "Oh."
Theon
Me: "Aww, Sansa. 'Cause he went through everything with her with Ramsay."
Mom: "And he got her out of there."
Sansa pins the wolf on Theon
Me: "Awwww he's a Stark." *teary*
Everyone gathered in front of the pyres
Mom: "Sam made it! I don't know how. Oh, and the wolf made it!"
Me: "He's so beat up."
Mom: "Everybody's beat up."
Funeral pyre
Me and mom are teary
Me: "I'm sad they didn't do any scenes with Lyanna and Arya."
Feast
Jon, Daenerys, and Sansa eat in silence
Me: "Oh, God. He's between the two of them and nobody's talking."
Daenerys calls out Gendry for being Robert's son
Me: "Oh, God."
Mom runs to answer her phone
Daenerys makes Gendry Lord of Storms End
Me: "Awkward. He's like 'Uh... What the fuck?'"
Sansa gives Daenerys the stink eye
Mom: "Oh, she cannot stand her and Tyrion sees it."
Me: "Because she doesn't want to let Sansa keep the North."
Jamie drinks with Brienne
Mom: "Brienne doesn't drink."
Me: "She doesn't drink before a battle. Now it's after the battle. Everybody needs a drink."
Mom: "I need snacks."
Me: "Seriously?"
Tormund nerds about Jon, Daenerys gives a stink eye
Mom: "Uh oh."
Me: "She's looking at Jon and Jamie like she wants to murder them. Varys sees it."
Mom: "Mad queen."
Tyrion guesses Brienne's a virgin
Me: "Oof. That's embarrassing."
Brienne gets up form the table, Jamie follows her
Mom: "Ooh! Ooh! He's gonna go take care of this virgin thing right now."
Tormund whines to The Hound
Me: "Oh, God. The Hound's like 'get away from me.'"
Mom: "Oh, Sansa's gonna go talk to him."
Me: "Well, he helped her when she was with Joffrey."
The Hound: "None of that would've happened if you'd left King's Landing with me."
Me: "Aww. He wouldn't have let that happen."
Mom: "He would've protected her."
Shit gets rowdy
Mom: "Oh, God."
Me: "There's Gendry still looking for Arya."
Mom: "'Where's my honey?'"
Gendry: *almost gets shot with an arrow*
Mom: "'Oh, there she is.'"
Gendry pours his heart out to Arya
Mom: "Awww, do it!"
Gendry proposes
Me: "She's not gonna. She doesn't want to be a lady."
Arya: "That's not me."
Brienne tends the fire
Mom: "Oh! Bow chicka wow wow! She's in her casual clothes."
Jamie knocks
Mom: "Ho-ly. Shit!"
Jamie takes his jacket off
Mom: "Oh, he's taking his clothes off!"
Jamie keeps finding reasons to remove more clothing
Me: *clap, clap, clap*
Mom: *gasp* "Holy crap!"
She's been shipping Brienne and Jamie so hard all along
Jamie kisses Brienne
Me: "Daaayeeemn."
Daenerys and Jon
Daenerys: "Are you drunk?"
Mom: "Kinda."
Jon: "No." *stumbles*
Mom: "Yeah, kinda, Jon."
Daenerys flips her shit at Jon
Me: "Yup. Queenie's gonna stamp her foot and pout until she gets her way."
Brienne and Jamie
Mom: "Has he slept with anyone besides his sister?"
Me: "I don't think so, but maybe."
Daenerys, Jon, and Sansa bicker at the war table
Me: "Nobody knows what the fuck's going on with Jon and Daenerys, but they're making the war talk awkward."
Arya: "We need a word."
Mom: "They already know."
Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Me: "He's still a Stark. Lyanna was a Stark."
Tyrion asks Jamie if Brienne and Jamie are staying in Winterfell
Mom: "Well, he can't go back there. They'll kill him."
Bronn shows up with a crossbow
Me: "Oh shit!"
Bronn tells off Jamie and Tyrion
Me: "Oh... I don't like this."
Bronn: "What's double Riverrun?"
Tyrion: "High Garden."
Me: "Oh!"
Bronn nearly shoots Jamie
Me: "OH! Oh, God, I thought that hit. Holy fuck."
Bronn exits
Me: "Jamie wants to kill his ass."
The Hound rides through the snow
Mom: "There's The Hound."
Me: "Hungover, probably."
The Hound and Arya are both heading to King's Landing
Me: "Oh my God."
Daenerys pets the dragons
Mom: "Oh that's right, the dragons gotta heal up too."
Me: "His wing's all tattered."
Tyrion talks to Sansa about Daenerys
Mom: "She's gonna spill it. She's so spiteful."
Me: "She's not spiteful. She's just learned to spot psychos pretending they're not psychos, and she sees Daenerys's psycho showing."
Jon asks Tormund to take Ghost North
Me: "Aww. He's not gonna have his wolf. I don't like this. He's saying goodbye to everybody!"
Mom: "He doesn't wanna leave anybody. Oh, God. He's gonna die."
Me: "This is all bad."
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The Ship
Varys: "How many others know?"
Mom: "Oh Christ!"
Dragon gets gunned the fuck down
Me: "AHHHHHH! AHHH!"
I was screaming
Mom: "Shit, they all have them!"
Yuron starts firing on the ships
Me: "Fuuuuuck"
Tyrion blacks out
Me: "OH!"
Varys, Tyrion, and Grey Worm wash up and can't find Missandei
Me: "Oh no, did she make it?!"
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King's Landing
Yuron says he saw the dragon sink under the waves
Me: "That doesn't mean he's dead..."
Cersei tells Yuron she's pregnant
Mom: "It's not his child!"
Me: "He doesn't know that."
Cersei: "If she wants to take the castle she'll have to kill hundreds of innocent people first."
Me: "Um... She'll do it."
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Dragonstone
Varys asks Daenerys not to slaughter the city and Daenerys gives zero fucks
Me: "Mm-hmm. You backed the wrong horse, dudes."
Varys basically says that
Mom: "He's gonna take her out."
Me: "Tyrion's gonna have to tell her."
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Winterfell
Brienne tells Jamie about Yuron's ambush
Me: "He's gonna go."
Sure enough
Brienne walks out to find Jamie saddling his horse
Me: "She's like 'really?'"
Jamie goes back to Cersei for some reason?!
Me: "Who the fuck wrote that? That makes zero sense."
Mom: "Absolutely no sense. She's gonna have him killed."
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King's Landing
Mom: "She's got Missandei, and all her crossbow things."
Me: "She has like a zillion of them."
Kyburn and Tyrion walk to one another
Me: "This is so tense."
Kyburn spouts to Tyrion
Me: "Goddddd."
Mom: "He's gonna go talk to his sister."
Me: "Jamie thinks he can flip it. He thinks he can talk to her and flip it. That's why he's going."
Cersei has her archers aim, then drops her hand
Me: "What a bitch."
Daenerys glares
Me: "One thing me and Dany agree on."
Tyrion begs Cersei to surrender
Cersei walks over to Missandei
Me: "She's gonna kill her."
Mom: "She's gonna push her off."
Missandei: "Dracarys."
Mom: "Isn't that for the dragons?"
Me: "She's telling Daenerys to burn the city."
The Mountain executes Missandei
Mom: "Nooo!"
Mom: "Oh my God! Ugh. She just did it. She just killed her whole city. What the fuck?"
Me: "Well the two mad queens are going to kill the city."
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