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GeatsCast reaction to the shenanigans just between me, Azuma, and Ziin.

Ziin: So... Honey... I'm horny again... let's make 9 more children to add to our current 3. Please... *puppy eyes*

Me: No... just no... no more... You're the only one who has turned me into a shrivel corpse.

Azuma: Jesus Ziin! Calm your hole down! Husband has already enough kids already.

Me: Please... let's just not do this now... enjoy our time with everyone else at this potluck.

Ziin: *sighs* Okay... but can we just have...

Me: I'm tired.

Ziin: I am still your queen of horny.

Me: I just hate when you, Takaharu, Kiba, and Heure fight over that title. So petty and meaningless. Can you 4 just not fight over such a useless title?!

Azuma: He's right, you know.

Ziin: *feelings are hurt and throws a plate in my face* *goes to cry in the bathroom*

Me: Ziin... C'mon... *groans* I'll be back.

2 and a half hours later.

Win: *smh* Wow... You look like a starving animal, and Ziin is now in a wheelchair looking very delighted. Also, the messy hair.

Azuma: *feeling a little jealous* My turn...

Me: Let me get a drink first...

None of this is information they wanted to know about the people in question

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Riders reaction...

Ace: Yes, I know... Sakura Keiwa is my waifu.

Ace's waifu is about to go on a murder spree because Ace keeps calling him his waifu

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Tsukasa: *looking as to why Kaguya's Rider suit looks like his* Houou: *smiles* Ari-ga-tou... Tsukasa: *pouts* Daiki: All because you saved him... Well then. Tsukasa: What? I didn't know it at the time? I just saved a random kid like a Rider should. (<- tsundere mode)

Riders Reaction?

Other Riders: ...So he ISN'T your long lost love child?

Sento: Maybe we should do a DNA test anyway... He could just be suffering amnesia and forgetting he's their kid...

Tsukasa and Daiki: You're still stuck on that?!

(Also lemme just say... Kaguya's line in the end about Houtaro... reminded me about Daiki's yandereness toward Tsukasa. Like father like son)

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Neon and Keiwa going to Ace's house.

Keiwa: Why are we going to my Ace's house? Neon: You mean your official BF's house. Keiwa: *sighs* It better be anything but nice once we're inside.

Someone far in the distance: That's what he said. <-Tsukasa Probably.

At Ace's house.

Me: Okay... All the display of the clothes you bought are here. And the other for Keiwa upstairs. But why did you choose 5 for yourself and 10 for Keiwa? Ace: *smiles then smirks*

Neon and Keiwa arrive to the house.

Me: They're here. I'll be checking on Azuma. Ace: By checking... You mean... Me: No. I'm just gonna be outside with him to be his support. Ace: Sure... Ace: Midori no Tanuki... Come with me upstairs.

Upstairs room.

Keiwa and Neon: WHAT ACTUAL FUCK. Ace: You like Keiwa... Neon: Ace... Those are on the lewder side of things. Ace: This white and green kinky leotard just goes all the way from the behind. Keiwa: NO! Get rid of all of these. Except that 3. Ace: Ah those three. Neon: It's passable and that close to borderline lewd but... *Loud rumbling* Neon: That.

Sara: *Oni mode* DEAD MEAT ACE!

Ace: *gulps* Keiwa protect your boyfriend. Keiwa: Just bitch slap with the backhand, Onee-san.

Sara: Okay. *cracks knuckles*

Mwahahaha you deserve it Ace. Be shit eat shit! (Also Neon would probably kick his ass too lololol)

Respect pure tanuki boi Ace, he is probably the best thing that would ever happen to you including winning the various DGPs

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Tametomo: Why are you married to him?

AU Tame-chan: He treats me right and has games you'll never be able to play at this current rate of technology. Babe... Bring the gifts for them.

Me: Already there.

AU Tame-chan: This one is for Juuru. Something that'll enhance your kiramental.

Juuru: A box of the limited edition coloring pencils.

Me: I'll give you 10. Just incase.

AU Tame-chan: Here's both of yours. Sayo and Sena.

Sena: *gasps* A fully custom made track suit and jacket just for me? And these shoes... I always wanted these.

Me: Made from the finest materials from my universe. And those shoes are comfy and won't hurt you when you run. They all won't be worn down. So use it as many times as you want and wash when it stinks.

Sena: Thank You.

Sayo: What's this? A...

AU Tame-chan: We didn't know what to give you so...

Me: We just decided to give something nice for your house.

Sayo: A medical kit trophy and a doctor's jacket. *sighs* At least the jacket isn't gaudy or over the top.

AU Tame-chan: As for you mister actor...

Me: We decided to give you something for bedroom times with Juuru. Don't open it yet... open it when you two get home.

Shiguru: *smirks*

Both of us: For you...

AU Tame-chan: The games that both us would like. Enjoy.

Tametomo: Oh... *looks* Holy... Shit...

Me: As for you Takamichi... something from your past.

Takamichi: *gasping* The thing I always wanted as a kid. The treasure hunting fun kit.

Us: Our job is done. *leaves*

Uh... okay? I guess if they liked all the presents... 😅

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KiramaiCast reacts to... well... Juru bringing in a body pillow of Shiguru.

OMG ASDFGHJKL IT’S LEGIT??

THE SHIGURU DAKIMAKURA IS LEGIT???

I made fanfic of this back in the day asdfghjkl I’m howling

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Geiz, Sougo, Tsukuyomi meet Deity Sougo and Deity Geiz. (Note: Their Deity versions look like giants but usually use their powers to shrink to normal human size.)

Introductions.

"Hi... myself from another universe. Want to see a picture of me, my husband and our 12 kids", Deity Sougo cheerfully.

Dumps a big picturebook filled with family and friend photos. He turns it to the page he likes most.

"This is best one in here. It's us and the kids with our Tsukuyomi and Woz", Deity Sougo.

"Please, don't encourage him. He can't stop talking about being proud of having 12 kids", Deity Geiz whispering to the Regular Trio.

What would they say and who would reply first?

Geiz and Woz: Basically this whole thing just happens

Tsukuyomi grabs Deity Sougo and starts strangling him for what happened to Geiz (lol RIP)

Sougo: "A dozen kids how did that happen..." *Deity Woz opens mouth to explain* "It was rhetorical!"

Deity Geiz just sighs because he expected this to happen