#ic (.dashboard commentary.)

[anotherhumanpet]

Dennis sighs a heavy and weary sigh before wiping off the mini whiteboard that is magnetized to the refrigerator.

It has been 0 days since the last household fight.

[venisontransmission]

He's sitting there in his nice corset with an innocent little look like he doesn't know what he's doing to everyone.

[brokendreamscreation]

“Do not eat Father’s eyes! That’s disgusting-”

[hirvenxsoturi]

He is confused by what exactly is wrong with environmentalists?

[captivemuses]

"It takes just a few seconds to shove a sword in someone's chest and kill them that way."

[angelsandemons]

"Is that how you solve all your problems with angels you don't like? Ripping wings off?"

@metaladam

[talesofourworlds]

"...I'm getting the sense that maybe I should offer Natalia some cooking pointers. But why?"

[acollapsar]

When you have to put up with a brat of a master and the moment you're uncomfortable with something you just have to stand there and take it. This soul better be fucking worth it. And it will be.

[brokendreamscreation-moved]

“…It’s days like this I wish the halo censored my eyesight.”

[tapuhauko]

"...What's it like to have badges? Do you need to like, polish them and stuff? And do you really need to return them when you rematch and lose...?"

[anotherhumanpet]

Jaden has a sudden inkling to put a lock on every drawer and cupboard in the kitchen, as well as baby gating the entire section to keep everything out of the cooking area...

[venisontransmission]

"You all as-assume Vox isn't 'round."

He points a clawed finger at a hidden camera with a grin.

"See, vakabon!"

[brokendreamscreation]

//Multiverse Lucid is looking into the verses, watching everything going down and yelling “DO I HAVE TO PUT YOU ALL IN JACKET RESTRAINTS? YOU’RE THE PRINCE OF PRIDE, NOT THE REVENGER OF WRATH! GD.”

[andthemouseroared]

"I too have the personality of a crotchety grandpa"

[mystalwartheart]

"I know a guy in Miami who has a pet alligator. He lives on a houseboat and keeps the gator in the hold."

"His name is Elvis."

[planetsank-arc]

"girl, could you be any more subtle with how thirsty you are."