#ic: ylashra

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You'd think that a machine would be on the lankier side, but--

--Ylashra is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. Make no mistake though, these thighs have crushed many skulls.

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"Waiting until the end of the week to sin is so boring. Wouldn't you rather let loose all throughout the week and rest by the end of it?" Ylashra doesn't understand this...tradition. It does explain why everyone on this planet seems so pent-up, on the other hand.

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Headpat Ylashra

"I would advise against that, human -- unless you want to lose your arm." It bites, sadly not in any kind of loving way.

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Amgry robo.

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Can't believe that Ylashra's current personality is summed up perfectly in this one icon.

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The collection for the machine continues to grow.

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"Get hung, bozo."

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^ doesn't have boobs, but does have a hyper-speed projectile launcher in its chest to compensate.

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It's time to defrag again, Sectors have gone baaaad, No safety glass~

Refragging has finally taken its toll, No more loving and dancing, No more laughing!

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"A day to celebrate 'lOvE?' What a joke."

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It's your replacement, Putting it back together again No one can save me I'm almost at the end~

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"Knocking out another customer for kicks with my shot glass sent this lady running~."

Dating Service

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It's just a robot. Surely it can't feel a single thing, right?

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@tiredstudents said:

"I think it's simple, everyone is so busy that now is the only time they can be lewd."

"So busy? That sounds like an excuse to me. Furthermore, shoving it off onto one day is unoptimal and is 95% likely to amplify aggression in the long-run. No wonder your species continues to destroy itself from within." Not like it heard anything good about this backwater planet before dropping down to scout. This further sours its opinion of the little blue ball swirling in the void!

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(Not so) local robot, it/its, fully kitted and armed to the teeth. Will work for people to consume a place to stay and recharge in its off-hours.