#ic:: dash commentary

[forgottnseccnd]

" So I may have disappeared for another ten thousand years... "

[tadcrodeoau]

"WHO'S TURNING OFF ALL THE LIGHTS!? WHY IS EVERYTHING IN NIGHT MODE- HELLO?? GUYS???"

[bloodyarn]

❝ There are other dungeons   ?   Like . . . not only caves  &  fortresses . . . ? ❞

[the-mocking-robin]

I am once again banning my adoptive father from my side of the Internet.

[xluciifer]

OFFICIAL DECREE: DONUTS AND THE TOPPINGS ON ARE NOT TO BE USED IN PERVERSE FASHIONS.

Sincerely,

Lucifer Morningstar

[grandma-susan]

"Everyone is stumbling out of a building all bloodied because you failed at social interaction. But have you tried striding out of that building, bloodied, with the full intention of a bad social interaction?"

[the-dragon-blade]

He reeeeaaally stretches, releasing a louuud yawn...

He sits up, scratching his head.

"How much did I sleep again...? Oh well, whatever.

I would ace that bingo, by the way."

[schleckermaul]

   no comment.

[themosthatedbeingg]

Someone should take him out on a dinner date he deserves to be wined and dined .

[devouring-hive]

To be fair to her... The woman 'four times Maribel's size' was only four hundred pounds at absolute maximum...

[tadcrodeoau]

"So! Erm... ZOOBLE! it seems lime the latest update has caused a glitch in my systems - Somebow Putting YOU in charge. And viruses are running rampant!!! Sooo if you could just.. use you're glitchy skills and put me back in charge that would be MOST APPRECIATED."

"No."

"P..Pardon?"

"That exceeds the amount if effort I'm willing to put into this. Besides, Not my virus- Not my problem. I'm sure you guys can figure out.. whatever all this is. Meh. I'm going to go rob the Saloon."

"Awh.. Not again.."

[bloodyarn]

She was just trying to make harmless gossip. Why is she about to stand against a real magistrate in court all of a sudden ?

[the-mocking-robin]

I'm selling tickets to the Bruce Wayne ( @officialbruciewayne ) v Tony Stark fist fight, 1v1 let's gooooo!

[thaumatology]

Therapy doesn't 'fix' you, it's not magic. It just gives you tools to deal with whatever your problem is.

[avispatr]

" I would like to remind my children that no matter what recklessness the sins take part in the goetia are not permitted to marry outside their class. Additionally dating is not permitted. Your parents will dictate your spouse. It is the burden we must bare, and we will bare it, with or without the snappy and disorderly individuals that give rise to discord and unhappiness to our flock.."

[fallensxvior]

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY SON IS PREGNANT-??"