thaumatology
thaumatology
Colin Ward, Expert.
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Magical issues resolved. Decent rates. I dont do curses. (Independant urban fantasy OC | 18+ | Semi-selective)
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thaumatology · 6 days ago
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you blog long enough and you stop making jokes. start posting at two week intervals. shit like "i saw a bug today" and "the visions are getting worse"
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thaumatology · 8 days ago
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// Also this is the first time it's come up and I wasn't aware it was gonna rattle me as much as it did so I 100% don't blame anyone, but I think ic transphobia/misgendering, even when unintentional, hits a little too close to home for me to be able to RP around, so I'm probably gonna just ignore it in the future
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thaumatology · 8 days ago
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// I know I've said this before but if anyone is ever uncomfortable ooc with something I'm doing or having my characters do, please tell me and I'll drop it immediately.
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thaumatology · 14 days ago
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I miss Zed. And Mika.
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thaumatology · 14 days ago
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You know what I misread those tags. That's my bad.
fuck with the guy with resources and time a plenty. smart idea.
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thaumatology · 14 days ago
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I'm not gonna tell you how to do your job, but it's pretty clear at this point that they're targeting you because they want an excuse to play victim but are too cowardly to fuck with anyone who might physically retaliate. Getting publicly pissed off is probably just incentivizing them to do it more.
fuck with the guy with resources and time a plenty. smart idea.
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thaumatology · 19 days ago
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Why do your wards need to be manually refueled? That seems like a design flaw.
THE WARDS. I forgot to refuel the wards. I need to go do that. Right now.
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thaumatology · 21 days ago
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Well yeah Nero being a dick goes without saying. And fair enough I stand corrected then.
In what.. ?? That me not ignoring him and showing him necromancy, showing he explicitly wanted me to do, is a reward.. ??
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thaumatology · 21 days ago
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Nero has been completely open about what his brand of necromancy requires for years, why are we assuming Pier didn't know what he was getting into?
In what.. ?? That me not ignoring him and showing him necromancy, showing he explicitly wanted me to do, is a reward.. ??
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thaumatology · 21 days ago
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Nero is starting fights on the dash. Nature is healing.
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thaumatology · 22 days ago
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Not to take the hunters side on this but I am curious how you reconcile the idea that werewolves would be subject to human laws with the position that werewolves killing polluters is a good thing.
Do you ever sit down and wonder wtf humanity did to deserve so much rot on this earth? And if we deserved it why are there freaks like me who are meant to fight against it.
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thaumatology · 23 days ago
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I forgot to comment on this but this post tells me you must not have interacted with many faeries.
You see, on mages, its not that all mages do necessarily or consciously something bad. however. all mages. and I do mean all of em. are the MOST. annoying. and insufferable kind of folk you can have a conversation with. theyre truely only rivaled by fledgling brujah and sorcerers in being annoying.
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thaumatology · 25 days ago
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Now that you say it that would explain a lot actually.
You would think a vampire would be the BEST person to give advice 'bout havin a midlife crisis, considering that we're immortal
And also all of the crises ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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thaumatology · 25 days ago
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Well that wouldn't be very progressive of her. Strippers deserve to have their opinions heard just as much as anyone else.
Malkavian Sludgehammer would make a kick ass band name 🤔
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thaumatology · 27 days ago
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Don't tell your bosses I told you this but you can just abuse take sedatives yourself.
eurgh. why is everything still spirals. and rot. and infested. and twisted. and why is everything still so loud.
someone should sedate me and knock me out so i can find some peace in sleep
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thaumatology · 1 month ago
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the five hottest things a fictional man can be are 1. highly intelligent 2. terminally ill 3. emotionally unavailable 4. full of trauma and regrets 5. lying about their identity
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thaumatology · 1 month ago
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breakfast of 2.5 coffees and a loose handful of very sour candy my body is going to invent a fifth humor
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