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i’m not posting hypmic on main again but i will not NOT post this post because i’m a comedy genius and i spent too long on this

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also this one because i terrorize my friends on priv 2.0

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If we get a summer gatcha, I wanna know who in your opinion wears speedos

Juuto. 

Like is that even a question? Juuto. Definitly Juuto. 

*rubs chin* I could see Riou with one though. Mad Speedos Crew. 

yeah i mostly only see MTC in Speedoes fkdjhfdlFHDf that’s my Hot Take of the Day *nods nods*

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Ramuda looking straight into Jakurai's eyes: What is God to a Nonbeliever?

lmao knowing Matenrou has the whole “god/divine” imagery associated to them (with Kanji of divinity/spiritual stuff in the name of the band and the characters), can we say that Fling Posse is the embodiment of “fighting God in the parking of a Denny’s at 3am”

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Jakurai is like Sephiroth (FFVII CC more specifically) : One entire bottle of shampoo and hair conditionner every time he showers.

that’s… that’s SO MUCH  but very likely I swear…. oh my god….

But honestly i do think that there’s like. Stuff people don’t think about with long hair.

1) hair everywhere in your house. Everywhere. 2) You’ve probably ended up with plumbing problems trying to keep your hair away from it but failing. You once stood up entierely naked in your shower trying desperately to remove hair from your plumbs because the water is starting to flood and you swear to god you did it yesterday but that’s to no avail-3) you either tie your hair to sleep or you die. 4) Stucking your hair in door handles. All the time. *takes you by the shoulders* All. The. Time. Also stuck when you try to sit the fuck down.5) hope you like hair finding its way between your buttcheeks.6) Oh sure you look cool when there’s a bit of wind, but the knots will take you hours to deal with. is it worth it? is it? 

So sure, you could stop at the shampoo, but why stop here? 

Get Jakurai stuck on door handles.

That was my PSA.

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I should cosplay Ramuda for the sheer meme potential of it tbh (and make a thousand cursed videos I can send you)

DLKFJDLFKJDFKLJDLKDFJFLKDJFKDLFJDKLFJDLFKJ

okay is it... really bad if i mention i thought you’d make a great Ramuda cosplay? I was legit thinking about it a few days back i’m sO SORRY DLFKJDFLKDF

tHAT SAID your reasoning for it is TOP NOTCH and oh my god, cursed videos? Of Ramuda doing bullshits? Sign me up, this would be the best thing ever (esp done by u)

this is an incredible thought oh my g o d that would be so chaotic. Amazing. Just what Ramuda would want of his legacy.

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Me, arriving with a mimosa in my hand and crying : "Jakurai and Gentaro would look so good in heels!! Like those Sophia Webster butterfly heels? Please! Ramuda, do something! Force them to show their legs, it's criminal to hide them to the world! We need some serotonin in here!"

dFJKLDFLDF sweetie u drunk please

... but also you’re right. Ramuda, you’re the one with the power here. Do something. We need to see this. please? 

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C'EST ENCORE PIRE COMMEN TU VEUX QUE JE SURVIVE ÇA OMG

Ramuda: aLORS VA T'ACHETER UNE VIE, T'ES PAS DANS MA LISTE D'AMI, QUAND J'TE BASE PUISQUE TU FLIPS PARCE QU'À TROIS CHUI DÉJÀ PARTI

MOI MOI MOI ET MES PINCOS (*points to Gentaro and Dice who strike a pose*) PAS UN SEUL KILO EN TROP

UN ON COUCHE PUIS DEUX ON T'NOTE ET TROIS ON S'L'ENVOIE EN TEXTO

RIEN QUAND TU M'PARLES TU M'VÉNÈRE, FERME LA C'EST MOI QUI GÈRE, UN ON COMMANDE DEUX TU PAYES ET TROIS TU M'EMMENES AU CONCERT

ARRÊTE DE M'SUIVRE COMME UN CHIEN, LES MECS ÇA SERT TROP À RIEN

JpP c'est tellement la meilleur chose au monde 10/10 canon dialogue from Ramuda post rupture

Jinguji Jakurai, 35, was found dead at a Denny's parking lot at 3am. According to witnesses, a pink gremlin and two other sketchy individuals were seen leaving the scene singing "My neck, My back" by Khia.

link of the song and I cannot, cANNOT stop laughing about this image 

I don’t know if i would hve managed to say something witty in reply to that except rest in pieces Sensei, but this song and imagining the Posse singing it is utterly destroying me, this is how we’re strolling in Shibuya

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I’m rewatching this video and i’m dying laughing please join me

it’s a standup sketch on hypmic characters so you don’t even have to know the chara to find it funny (and it’s freaking hilarious) but if you know any of the characters it’s even better, i’m dying there help

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@nechrollomicon replied to your post “@nechrollomicon replied to your post “I need to know if Ramuda...”

What comes before sex? Ramuda. He does. He's premature.

THANKS FOR THIS INCREDIBLY CURSED ENSEMBLE OF WORDS OH MY GOD

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Battle season 2′s plot leaked

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3am videos regrets 

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I haven't finished scrubs, but I'm surprised I haven't seen a Jakurai meme with it hahaha

GOD TRUE.

I mean i myself only watched perhaps... the 4 first seasons for sure and episodes here and there of 5 and 6 (it was back when streaming was Hard Man), and it was FOREVER ago, so i can’t even tell things from it on the top of my head (also it was back when i watched everything in French but let’s be real the French version of Scrubs is *kisses fingers*) but, 

the fact is that there is so much meming possibility from Scrubs. Jakurai being of course the major one we could project on, him being a doctor so at least the doctor jargon would fit him. 

Which makes me think the big divorced energy between Cox and Jordan would fit Jakurai and Ramuda a lot and now i’m absolutly crying thinking about this sort of energy what have you done

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Ramuda, whenever he sees Jakurai, sings "Ah si tu pouvais fermer ta gueule" by Patrick Sebastien

MAIS LINA TU ME TUES

that fits the situation way oo well i hate (see: love) it thank you sweetheart  i’m gonna cry laughing a little more oh nooo

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this is the funniest thing ever i can’t stop laughing, this is the most canon portrayal of those characters i’ve ever seen i’m so dead

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Dice...would sing "ça m'énerve" tbh

MAIS LINA JPP 

how can you say things that horrible and yet this true i h at e it dFJLDFLDKJ