#ichimaru gin

[aizenswhore]

I will never forget this.

Ulquiorra Cifer and Gin Ichimaru, Bleach – ep. 270

[elvyn]

Some Bleach portraits

[freyzrc]

Day 219 Hello welcome to the men that I think deserves justice and that the anime did them dirty 1.0- I haven't watched TYBW so no spoilers!!

[gallusrostromegalus]

Approximately six years before Rangiku Matsumoto is sworn in to the Gotei-13, at 2AM, Gin's phone beeps:

🍈🍈> Heeeeeeeeey Sugar!💋🍡 🩶> …The combination of too many E's and total absence of Horny Y's concerns me. 🍈🍈> Can't bootycall you I'm hiding from the cops🤫🚓💔 🍈🍈>Anyway, is your Shiny-kami gig still hiring?🥺💸 🩶> 1. Shinigami, beloved 🩶> 2. The answer depends on how related those last two sentences are 🍈🍈> I burned the bar down!🔥🍻🔥 🩶> WTF? 🩶> On purpose? 🍈🍈> Sorta?🤷‍♀️ 🍈🍈> I mean, I definitely intended to set One Particular Guy In The Bar on fire🤏🍑😡 🩶> WTF??? 🍈🍈> But fire does this REALLY weird thing where if you panic and instead of the Mop Bucket you grab the Bucket of Jungle Juice for 10¢ Shot Night and dump it on the fire it FUCKING EXPLODES???💥💥🍶 🍇🍶🍬🍶💥💥 🩶> WTFWTFWTF??? 🍈🍈> Who knew?🤷‍♀️🌠 🩶> MOST PEOPLE????? 🍈🍈> Anyway, at least the conflagration got rid of the evidence!👍 🩶> Beloved 🩶> My Morning Star 🩶> What the hell 🍈🍈> Ain't Morningstar that guy who founded Hell? That's probably what the hell🌟😈 🍈🍈> So Y'all hiring or what💹❓ 🩶> I'm going to regret this 🩶> but there's an entrance exam next week to apply for the academy's 6 year program that MIGHT get you a job IF you graduate 🍈🍈> YIPEE!!🎊🏫🎊 🍈🍈> Are the uniforms cute?🩷 🩶> Rangiku, this is a test that most people fail the first six times they take it even after studying for years! 🩶> You NEED a backup plan!! 🍈🍈> Bestie, you WALKED IN OFF THE STREET, aced it, and graduated in a year-How hard could it be?😎🍹 🩶> Rude 🍈🍈> We both know you're the Most Cleverest Little Boy Ever, sweetie 🧠🐍 🍈🍈> AND we both know I'm God's Most Specialest Little Slut, so I've got this!💪😇💋 🩶> I hope so 🩶> I have missed you, it'll be nice to see you again 🍈🍈> WE CAN BE STUDY BUDDIES!!📚 🩶> Will you even get here in time to study? 🍈🍈> Look Outside👀 🍈🍈> Also come tell this guy to not arrest me? 🚨🆘 🩶> R A N G I K U ! ! !

[hitsugaya-toushirou]

Japanese Parasol Zenith Gacha -Autumn Dew-

[elli-forelli]

What if...

[cryinglittlepeople]

Gin handling office supplies wrong

[tvvojstary]

Commission of the pretty boy 💖💕

[peppermintquartz]

My toxic trait is supporting fictional evil men in all their wrongs and in fact think they haven't gone far enough

[incorrctbleach]

Aizen: Failure is not an option! Gin: Technically, failure is always an option. Aizen: You know what else is an option? Aizen: SLAPPING YOU.

[shinixgami]

𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝟖𝟑 • 𝐚𝐬𝐤𝐞𝐝 𝐛𝐲 @yoo-joonghyuks-big-naturals

[bleachbleachbleach]

[Bleach 083]

Aizen's original line here is: 僕をあまり甘く見ないことだ. Taking the literal imagery into account, a translation might be something like, Don't look upon me too sweetly. While the meaning is technically preserved in that sentence, it's not particularly idiomatic English, especially in conversational dialogue. The phrase 甘く見ない (amaku minai) is usually translated as an entreaty to not underestimate or take something lightly, as in the Viz translation: "You'd be wise not to underestimate me."

But if we know this is not really conversational dialogue--we know it's Aizen and Ichimaru sowing the seeds for the Big Fake, and also, it's a comic--I feel like there's also an opportunity here to go big and get histrionic with this line. In my translation, I really wanted to preserve some of that "sweetness" imagery in the line by drawing on Aizen's "flower on the precipice" motif from the very start. To set the stage, I went with "perceive me as a threat" as a nod to Aizen's perception-warping powers, and added the flowers as a metonym for sweetness: "Perhaps you don't perceive me as a threat, but even flowers have thorns." 🌸

I wouldn't say the resulting line is beautiful. "Even flowers have thorns" feels pretty gauche/trite, because it's such a common analogy; there's no real bite to it because it's just not that fresh a line. (And this is a me problem, but I also can't read it without thinking about that Star Trek episode where Capt. Kirk is admiring roses with a hot alien lady and, when she pricks her finger and says "this one has thorns!" he's just like don't they all LMAOOO.) But I kind of feel like its triteness is the point.

It should be an overdetermined line, because Aizen and Ichimaru are here to lay the performance on THICK; because squiggly-dialogue Aizen would totally use an unassumingly bland metaphor; because Aizen's going to end up impaled on a wall before he gets to uncover Ichimaru's plot, and his threat here is going to appear empty.

The imagery is overdetermined here, because that overdetermination will stand in contrast to the illusiveness of Kyouka Suigetsu, to the "true" poetry, the flower on the precipice poetry, that Aizen means to unfold.

[handsome-kakigori]

[seireiteihellbutterfly]

Hello! I’ve read you are taking hc requests. Can I ask about Gin and Sosuke (separetely) finding their s/o asleep in their bed even if they had somehow decided to have some quality time together? I was thinking of something funny if that makes sense🩷

Sorry this took so long!

Gin:

I get the feeling Gin would probably be very amused and flattered at the same time finding his s/o asleep in his bed.

Sure, he was looking forward to having dinner with you after a long day at work, but what’s a man to do?

Your hair is messy and you’re drooling onto your pillow, wearing a ratty oversized Tshirt. He takes out his phone and snaps a few pictures of you. He thinks you’re adorable but the truth is he took them for ransoming purposes.

If you EVER fall asleep again when you have plans with him, he will post these on his social media. He’ll add the cute hashtags like ‘sleepybaby’ or ‘isntshecute’ but at least he knows you’ll be prepared the next time you make plans.

Sosuke:

You dared fall asleep on this prima donna? Oh that simply wouldn’t do.

At first, he’s tempted to just let you sleep and when you wake up, milk your guilt for all its worth. But that still means not spending any quality time with you.

So he tries subtle things to wake you up. Blowing on you face, purposely turning up the TV too loudly, wandering through the house opening and closing the doors loudly.

When none of that works, he picks up your cat and, not too gently, tosses him on the bed. The resounding yelp from the cat and you reacting to the shock effectively wakes you up. He’ll sympathetically stroke your hair, acting like he didn’t have a hand at all in waking you.

”I told you to close the door while you’re sleeping, that cat of yours always does stupid things. Now look, you were woken up when you were sleeping so soundly. Ohh that’s right, we did have plans. Well since you’re up now, how about you start getting ready? We can still make our reservation in time if you hurry.”

[hitsugaya-toushirou]

Rock Musical Bleach ~Arrancar the Beginning~ Cast

Karakura

Soul Society

Hueco Mundo

[gallusrostromegalus]

GIN'S ACE

He and Matsumoto have the kind of intense, profoundly emotional connection that only two deeply, deeply fucking bizarre people can share. Matsumoto is Pansexual and knows shame only by reputation and Gin adores her to the point of mass destruction, but it literally never occurred to them that they could theoretically have sex with each other. They were too busy developing new kinds of mental illness in spectra previously only known to deep-sea shrimp.