#idk how real Judas giving birth is tho

[dr-cruces]

I find it very interesting how Judas and Jesus, in their darkest hour, are depicted giving birth during medieval times. The reactions to both are different, delivering evil and rebirth. I don’t suppose it could be a nice metaphor for the mistress and the madonna.

[jaiofalltrades]

!!! dude i love bible lore too pls make it! in my country in latam catholicism is kinda. well. imposed on you bc colonization and were all born religious(? by default but i’m not anyways i now treat religion like some sort of uhh. as if i were in fandom lmaooo. this is just my interpretation some bible nerd or probably legitimately religious person is gonna kill me for this, i just know. like. yeah jesus would probably smoke weed you know. and he’s like fuck authorities they are corrupt and horrible. so true babe. and he would be a hippie if he were alive today he would definitely go to protests and stuff. oh and he would probably break the law and destroy a temple or something. private property. and then he gets kissed by this dude and it’s like. super gay because well he’s gonna rat him out for some money but he loves all of humanity even tho this guy loves and betrays him. he loves him. it’s so poetic. and also messed up. was this man written specifically to betray him? we’re they both destined to suffer, one in life and the other one punished for the rest of eternity, both sacrifices to save humankind? unable to change their fates? was this why jesus forgave judas?

and also, joseph (jesus dad. i mean. god was his father but he wasn’t jesus’ daddy. he is also kind of a bitch. but i don’t really hate him or anything. i mean yeah he’s kind of terrible but i feel like the dude can’t feel like a human. he gave us too much emotion. too much love and hate and everything. things he couldn’t have and he doesn’t understand it. so he sends his son bcause jesus will be human and he will understand. also the dude probably doesn’t know the concept of pain? like. that’s gonna fucking hurt look at your son now. he’s sweating as much as if it were actual blood. poetic), joseph was the real mvp (THE MISCONCEPTION THAT JOSEPH WAS OLD STEMS FROM THE CHURCH WANTING MARY TO STAY A VIRGIN BECAUSE THEY ARE COWARDS and probably misogyny etc. like the need for women to be “pure” oh and also it’s symbolic or something like that last time i read. if we remove that mary’s character only goes along the lines of motherhood she’s so cool dude. she has authority. joseph was just a little older than mary. he’s what? 19?) because it’s said that jesus has brothers you can’t tell me he and mary didn’t fuck. bc he’s an amazing dad. and carpenters are hot so.

ANYWAYS it’s like. your wife turns out to be pregnant but it’s not you. and she says it’s god. and you could say it’s not your child and just leave! but you decide to stay even tho you’re doubting and then some angels turn to you in dreams and assure you it’s all gods command. but i want to think joseph would have stayed even without those dreams. and well. he raises jesus. and he loves him and takes care of him. it’s his son. and he teaches him how to work on wood like he does. FATHERHOOODDDDD. and the fact that he’s his foster father? but raises him anyways. like that’s so sweet. and the part where they r running away and he protects mary and jesus isn’t that love? it’s more love than it was ever about duty. mary and him raise him normally and humbly. do they ever know what is gonna happen to him? not really. and so jesus is raised and he has so much knowledge but he also loves his parents. idk like my guy must have had visions but he just. goes along w what his mom and dad say you know!

also i’m not gonna talk about apocalipsis. i mean book of revelation bc it’s so fucking metal but it’s super full of symbolism that i don’t understand that i read when i was in six grade because it compelled me. like what do you mean this dragon that is satan with seven heads and crowns is going after this woman about to give birth that is very likely mary, who has a crown of stars, to eat the child right after it’s born. what do you mean with all of these biblically accurate angels. they’re covered in eyes because they can see everything and now look at these other angels casting eternal darkness. look at these people unable to die. all i can say is angels are all gnc like. they’re so fucking powerful and they don’t need a fucking gender. they’re too cool for thattt i want what they have lol both the artistic depictions and the historically accurate ones. so metal. also the fact that this book is written as the christians were persecuted but we can freely read it today. like it’s all written sort of in code just in case they’re talking about how the emperor is the devil which he really is. screw him.

listen all i’m saying the interpretations of white cishet christians isn’t a thing anymore like it’s not. give it to gay ppl and uhhh the rest of us! bc this is so fucking cool i think jesus would probably hate the church and the “followers” that are so selfish and hypocritical. ugh there’s so many quizzes you could make i’m kinda excited! like. what kind of biblically accurate angel are you. or which horseman of the apocalypse are you. or which archangel are you? my favorite is michael. i like angels with swords i have tons of art of him saved on my phone. like he literally defeats the devil in revelations? dude...

sorry for rambling i’m just super happy you mentioned the possibility of bible quizzes hhh

bestie you are SO RIGHT that jesus would love weed

also a bible quiz like that would be sick I would totally make an angels or apostles quiz because some of that shit the apostles did after the whole bible thing was wild (like the wizard duel? remember the wizard duel? you guys remember the non-canonical wizard duel?) but the problem is I don't know anything about it. I know plenty about greek gods but Christianity? not so much.

[judehayward]

THE CHARACTER STATISTICS

FULL NAME — jude hayward (him n his parents dnt kno his middle name they lost his birth certificate n forgot what they wrote)

NICKNAME — judas

D.O.B. — 13th march 1997

LINK TO THEIR PINTEREST BOARD OR TAG ON YOUR BLOG — tag n pinterest

STAR SIGN / MOON & RISING — pisces / taurus / virgo

MBTI — intp (the logician)

MORAL ALIGNMENT — chaotic neutral

MARITAL STATUS & SEXUALITY — single n bisexual

LANGUAGES — jst english :/ boring

TALENTS / HOBBIES — painting, drawing, piano, bass guitar, cooking (hates it tho never does it bc he jst doesn’t hv the energy bt he cn do it quite well), composing, smoking, used to b decent at baseball when he first moved to san fran bt....... no work ethic 😔 didn’t stick at it 😔, reading, narrating pigeons outside of his window like david attenborough

TOP 5 MUSICIANS — the cure, elliott smith, glass animals, the smiths, metronomy.... bonus additions r neutral milk hotel, the national, wolf alice, mac demarco, foals, slaughter beach dog, the psychedelic furs...... cldn’t just list 5 i’m sry. (am i?)

FAVOURITE BOOK — i think he likes virginia woolf stuff a lot.... probably rly likes on the road by jack kerouac too....... i’ve nt read any of this i jst Know frm quotes n things....

FAVOURITE FILM & TV SHOW — hereditary, the room, beautiful boy, the truman show, bladerunner, green room, fight club (:///// he’s not One Of Those bt he jst relates w the insomnia aspect), E.T....... then fr tv um...... mr. robot, breaking bad, peep show, walking dead (until it got Shit), nathan for you, the eric andre show.

FAVOURITE VIDEO GAME — the tony hawk games.... red dead redemption when he’s depressed sometimes he jst rides around on a horse nt even doing a mission jst smoking n galloping...... in silence..... silent hill n resident evil..... think he prob wld hv played life is strange too..... n CoD zombies when younger bt thts it.......

WHAT DID THEY DO THIS PAST SUMMER? — went bk to sheffield to oversee his parents gallery n also catch up w childhood friends n things :/ it was Bad

WHERE HAVE THEY TRAVELLED? — jst various places in england, san francisco, lovell n amsterdam i think

DO THEY TAKE ANY PRESCRIPTIONS? — ya he’s on 200mg of sertraline atm.... idk wht it’s called in america... an anti-depressant basically... he’s tried like 87274723 diff ones bt. :/

DO THEY HAVE ANY DIAGNOSIS’S? — depression (severe) and insomnia... probably mre undiagnosed :/

FICTIONAL CHARACTER THEY ARE MOST LIKE? — ok he isn’t a fictional character bt his biggest inspiration is robert pattinson honestly............. i cn also see nick miller (new girl) in him............ mulder frm the x files (dnt watch bt frm screencaps etc) n also ik he’s a real person again bt the like Persona nathan fielder puts on in nathan for you..... vry deadpan n absurd..... reminds me of him

ARE THEY EMPLOYED? WHERE DO THEY WORK? — no job Babey altho mayb i’ll change tht fr the spice

WERE THEY POPULAR IN HIGH SCHOOL? — he ws invited to all the parties bt he wsn’t like a Top Dog or anything....... jst along fr the ride

DO THEY DO DRUGS? ya

DRINK? — ya

SMOKE CIGARETTES? — so many ya’s. so little time.

SMOKE WEED? — so much. Sorrr pls give ur lungs a break.....

WHERE WERE THEY BORN? WHERE DID THEY GROW UP? — sheffield, england!! he mostly grew up there bt also spent some yrs in san francisco. his parents were weird n unreliable abt relocating between galleries so it ws a bit of a train wreck tbh......

DO THEY PLAN TO GO TO GRAD SCHOOL? — no

WHAT ARE THEIR PLANS POST-GRADUATION? — jude does nt..... hv any plans fr his life at all........... none at all...... doesn’t look any of u in the eyes.................. :////////////////

PARENTS NAMES — harry n colette

DO THEY HAVE SIBLINGS? NAMES & AGES? — no

DO THEY HAVE PETS? TYPES & NAMES? — he hs a tortoise named herb who he wld never confess to loving dearly..... lets him roam free as he pleases.... feeds him slices of cucumber

ARE THEY RELIGIOUS? WHAT IS THEIR RELIGION IF SO? — no he’s like..... if god ws real he’d b a cunt.

HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE THEY SLEPT WITH? — hmmMMM..... mayb like.... 30 something

WHAT VEHICLE DO THEY DRIVE? IF THEY DON’T DRIVE, HOW DO THEY TRAVEL AROUND TOWN? — idk cars bt i imagine the paint kind of peeling faded dusty blue-ish grey myb like.... a slightly older model...... splutters smoke the stereo jams a lot........ he doesn’t care he’s like the bastard hs character............ probably brks dwn a lot n is parked mre than driven. usually gets the bus

DESCRIBE THEIR FASHION — just doesn’t give much of a fk throws whtever on...... usually some flannel shirt or white tshirt...... variation of trousers....... jean jacket or corduroy one......... dr martens.............. sometimes plaid pj pants in public i rly cnt emphasise hw little he cares.............

DO THEY PREFER TO BE BEHIND THE CAMERA OR IN FRONT OF IT? — behind

DO THEY BELIEVE ANY OF THE STORIES ABOUT RADCLIFFE? WHICH ONES? — he finds the undergrounds a bit creepy i think bt he doesn’t rly like enclosed spaces so cld just b tht.................. probably thinks the secret society hs some weight to it

DO THEY THINK THE MOTHMAN IS HOT? — open to the idea of him being a handsome fellow................. perhaps muscular in physique...... striking bastard chap......

A QUOTE THAT DESCRIBES THEM — “He was more like a drizzle in a drought, a fast glance of the view as you’re speeding down the highway. He was there, but he never was.” or “There is a terrible emptiness in me, an indifference that hurts.“

A SONG THAT THEY WOULD RELATE TO — cnt pick between agnes by glass animals n spanish sahara by foals so..... slaps both dwn