Survey #428
“there’s more money in tragedy, more net worth in self-pity / so you’re doubling down inside of your screen, hiding behind attention you seek”
Have you ever told someone, besides family, that you love them and meant it? Yeah. I've told friends that platonically, and I've said it to two people and romantically meant it.
Are the blankets that are on your bed now made by someone you know in life? No.
Have you seen all The Lord of the Rings movies? I haven't even seen one.
How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had in 2014? I had one.
Can you walk in heels? I mean I can, but I don't like to.
What does your mom say about the pictures on your Myspace? First the '14 question, now this... I don't think Mom ever had a Myspace, but I can answer for Facebook. She's always the person to "heart" react them and say something about how "beautiful" I am or something. ;x;
What was the last thing you and your parents argued about? Idr.
Do you feel your life is at its best? Fuck no. There better be better times than this.
What do you worry about the most? The most? That's hard to say... but probably my career future. Or really just the future in general.
Have you ever let someone be your everything? "Everything" still feels like an understatement. He was my source of happiness, a massive part of my own identity, and my promise for a better future. It was so, so unhealthy.
Think back to the last person you kissed, how many times have you cried in their arms? Two times, I wanna say?
What are some things you do when you’re mad? I get snappy and try to isolate myself to cry it out.
How do you feel about your hair right now? I hate itttt. It's getting too long and just boring. I'm hoping I can get up with my hairdresser soon for a trim.
What’s an interesting fact about you that not many people know? Uhhhh... I guess that I was a dancer for many years. I feel like I don't really fit the general "aesthetic" of dancers, so people have definitely been surprised to find out I was one.
Do you do anything embarrassing when no one is home? No. Just because no one ELSE is there, I'd embarrass my damn self lol.
If you had the chance to move to a completely different state/county, would you? Fuck yes I would.
Could you ever be friends with someone that broke your heart? It's funny, because that's what the traumatized, overly-attached part of me wants (at the bare minimum), but my common sense knows that's dumb as fuck. I could never healthily be friends with him.
Are you scared of fireworks? No, but others are terrified by them, so keep that in mind.
Does anyone know every little detail about you? No.
You woke up one day and discovered that you were only able to see in black and white… as well as one other colour. What colour would that be and why? I guess red? It sounds morbid for it to be the first thing my mind goes to, but that way, I'd be able to see blood and therefore be able to detect a symptom of danger.
What is your favourite soundtrack for a film/video game/television show? (Though feel free to name as many!) Silent Hill 2 and Shadow of the Colossus have fucking LEGENDARY soundtracks.
What is your favourite Pokémon? Ninetales! I also really love Espeon and Umbreon, too. And Charmander. And Pikachu. And Skitty. And... well, too many, ha ha.
What is something your best friend of the opposite sex does that you can’t stand? He calls me "kid" a lot.
Is the last book you read a really well-known book? It's not world-famous or anything, but it seems relatively known by teens/young adults. At least, I follow a lot of artists who make fanart for it.
Do you have anything besides just songs downloaded on your iPod? No.
When at the beach, do you spend more time on the beach or in the ocean? In the water. I hate the beach itself.
Do you have any siblings you absolutely despise? Why do you despise them? No.
Have you ever babysat before? Did you enjoy this job? Yes, and no, not at all.
Have you ever busted a window before? Why did you bust it? No.
Do you still get scared watching old horror movies? You watch them alone? Horror movies pretty much never scare me, never mind old cheesy ones. I don't mind watching them alone.
Do knives scare you? Is it from watching scary movies? I'm terrified of big knives, and it has nothing to do with movies. It's a fear that started after Mom stopped me from a suicide attempt where I was going to slit my throat with one. They just radiate danger for me.
Have you ever tried to sing opera? Did it work out for you or no? No.
What was the last piece of furniture you purchased? I've never bought any furniture, and I don't recall the last thing Mom bought.
Have you ever broken up with someone for a reason other than lack of feelings (ex. moving away, etc.)? Yeah; we split because we were essentially two shaky towers leaning against one another. We have to learn to straighten ourselves up independently before that relationship even becomes a "maybe" again.
Has anyone ever told you that you are too picky when it comes to the people you date? What about not picky enough? Neither.
Was there anything unusual or unique about your birth? Nothing really, besides being born in an icestorm. My birth itself was totally normal, as far as I know. Mom considers it pretty extraordinary though because according to her, I took one look at her and smiled so big. Says a lot about our relationship now.
What was the best conversation you’ve had recently? *shrug*
What is the next book you are going to read? The book that comes next in the series I'm reading.
Who was the last person to do something nice for you? My mom does nice things for me every day, like making dinner, letting me live under her roof... a lot of stuff.
Is there any artwork in the room you’re in? Yeah, some of my stuff.
Have you ever made out on a couch? Yeah.
Someone asks you what you want; what do you say? Happiness. Direction.
What was the last thing you complained about? Just being incredibly sore. The gym's kicking my ass, but it needs to, so I'm fine with it.
How do you feel when you hear other people complaining? It depends on how frequently and about what. It can become overwhelming sometimes, especially if it's over something truly trivial.
Has your name been in someone’s Facebook status lately? No.
Do you own any Sims games? Which ones? I have the original animals one, as well as the African animals one (which I surprisingly like less).
What was your first job? I was a sales associate at GameStop.
Do people praise you for your looks? Yeah, definitely not.
Do you like your eyes? No. I wish they were bluer and wider.
Tell me what your back pack looks like: My last one was a galaxy texture.
What celebrity do you think is hot? HMMMMMMMMMMMM I DON'T KNOW????????????? NEVER SEEN ONE IN MY LIFE O: O: O:
Last movie you saw in theatre: The The Lion King remake.
Has someone you were dating ever cheated on you? No.
What’s the cutest thing someone’s ever done for you? I'd rather not dig through the memories to find what I'd consider the "cutest."
What was the last thing you heated up in your microwave? A chicken pesto bowl for lunch.
Did you ever watch Phil of the Future? Occasionally, but I was never big on it.
Do you have an online game that you play often? I play World of Warcraft pretty much daily.
Do you prefer regular or electric toothbrushes? Electric.
What was the last thing to piss you off? Truly piss me off, I'm not sure.
When and where was the last time you took a picture of yourself? Months ago in my room. I want to take a new one to update my Facebook profile pic, because I think I'm ready to return there.
Who was the last person to pay you a compliment or praise? The first day at the gym, Mom told me she was extremely proud of me, and it meant a lot. I truly think I can stick to this, and it's a fucking phenomenal feeling.
What’s one thought you have regarding the subject of love? It can be the most beautiful thing in the world, yet simultaneously has the capability to be one of the most painful.
Do you think that it’s possible to fall in love at a young age like eleven or twelve? Who am I to say, honestly. I lean towards no because at the age of puberty, you're really all over the place with your hormones and emotions, and I just don't know if it's possible for two pre-teens to have the maturity level to grasp what it truly means to be in love with someone. But again, what do I really know? Everyone is different.
Are sex and sexual activities something you enjoy? Yeah sure, if it's something I'm in the mood to engage in and I'm in love with the person.
What’s an interesting fact about the state in which you were born? We're the home of Pepsi products. I know, of course I would share a fact about soda, ha ha.
What’s one aspect of your life that did not turn out as you expected? Where I am now as far as "adult development" goes. I don't drive. I don't have a job. I still live with my mother. I could go on and on... By this point, I definitely expected something much, much different when I was younger.
What was the last event to cause you any sort of heartache? Hm. I don't know.
What was the worst phase you’ve ever gone through? *shrug*
What excuse did you use most often to skip school? There were times I'd pretend to have a really bad cough. I could fake a nasty cough, man.
Are you shy about singing in front of people? Very.
Honestly, do you put your elbows on the dinner table? Yes, because why the fuck would that matter. I don't get how something so simple and harmless is "bad manners."
Have you ever taken a picture in a public bathroom? No.
Yes or no: corsets? I. FUCKING. LOVE. CORSETS. UGH I wish I could pull one off, omfg.
In your opinion, is money the root of all evil? All evil? No. There are some horrible crimes people can commit that have nothing to do with money.
Do you own a pair of overalls? Ew, no. I hate overalls.
What is the best game to play while in the car? Uh, idk.
Has a movie ever made you jump in fear? I'm sure at some point. Jumpscares are hard to be unfazed by; it's just a natural reaction to something sudden.
Yes or no: pickles? Bro I LOVE pickles.
Yes or no: strawberry ice cream? Ugh, no.
Do you know what your mom’s favorite movie is? No, actually.
Are you a role model to anybody? No fucking way I am.
Do you know how much you weighed at birth? Somewhere around six or seven pounds.
Look outside the nearest window. What can you see? From where I'm at, I can just see the shed.
What are you interested in that most people would be surprised to know? Cutesy, pastel stuff, probably.
How many bathrooms are in your house? Two.
Do you prefer stripes or polka dots? Polka dots.
Are you considered a very sensitive person? Very.
Have you ever told someone you never wanted to speak to them again? Yes.
What’s the weather like today? Is it nice enough to go outside? It's hot as fuck outside. You will NOT see me outside today.
What does your last text message say and who is it from? It's just a thumbs up emoji from the woman who works at my psychiatrist's office. She schedules my phone appointments with him.
Do you listen to any podcasts? How do you listen to them? No.
Why did you leave your last job? It was WAY too fast-paced with lots of responsibilities that I just couldn't handle.
Have you ever eaten at a restaurant and left without paying? No, that's awful.
What’s your favorite scent of air freshener? Probably something floral and subtle.
Are your hands and feet in good condition or could you do with a mani-pedi? Ugh. I pick my fingernails off badly, so they're a mess rn. I also DISDAIN my feet because they are horribly callused from when I used to walk like crazy. It's so weird how I can exfoliate the area and scrub (... and sometimes tear) them off, but they're pretty much immediately back.
When was the last time you played a board game? What did you play? A couple years ago with Girt and Sara, I think. We played Scrabble.
How old were you when you first became sexually active? Do you mean like, doing anything sexual? In which case that would be 16. I woulda been 16 or 17 when I actually lost my virginity, though.
Do you know anyone who has been through a divorce? A load of people. Does anyone not know somebody?
Have you ever done a juice cleanse? No.
Do you have to pay for parking in most places in the town/city you live in? No. That's a foreign concept here. It's one of the very alien things I experienced in Chicago; I don't really think I knew it was a thing (save for massive attractions, like Disney Word and stuff) before then.
Can you hear lots of traffic from your house? Does it bother you? No. We live in a cul-de-sac, and our road is further into it, away from the main road.
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hey everyone welcome BACK to my blog , hi , how are ya ? i’m RUZZY ( or ru , rudy idk if thats too much lmAO ) & i have not been apart of a group in 84 years ............ that graphic is so extra but i was bored & first impressions are everything , ANYWHO this is my mans WARNER played by my mans GRAYSON DOLAN , who lacks f’n resources so i gotta work some magic w/ all these gifs on tumblr lmao so any gif icons are noT mine for the most part they’ll be taken from gifs alr created ( s/o 2 the fly hunnies that made ‘em ) anyway ya’ll don’t really care abt me lmao soooooo here’s warner ! PLS feel free to hmu ANYTIME for the plots & things of that nature u could lit never bother me idc , my discord is 𝐫𝐮𝐳𝐳𝐲𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐝𝐚𝐮𝐳𝐢#1643 if u everrr need to get ahold of me when im not on tumblr !
𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐘𝐒𝐎𝐍 𝐃𝐎𝐋𝐀𝐍, cismale, he/his. → look out, there’s 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐄𝐑 𝐕𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐑𝐆𝐄𝐋𝐃. you know, the 𝐓𝐖𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐘 year old 𝐁𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 of 𝐁𝐄𝐓𝐀 𝐋𝐀𝐌𝐁𝐀𝐃𝐀 𝐌𝐔. you know, i overheard someone say that they were 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄, 𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 , 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐈𝐍𝐆 and 𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐃. but that’s just rumours. fresh new pairs of air jordan 1's, the roar of a crowd in a stadium, and lost weekends come to mind when i think of them. what about you? [ ruzzy, he/him, 18, est ]
TW : CANCER MENTION , SMOKING MENTION .
// » GENERAL :
FULL NAME : warner evangelino alexander vandergeld ( inspired by the antagonists of white chicks lmaooo ) .
HOMETOWN : new york city , new york .
NICKNAMES : dumbass .
AGE : twenty .
BIRTHDAY : october twenty-first .
ZODIAC : libra .
GENDER : male .
PRONOUNS : he & him .
NATIONALITY : american .
ETHNICITY : german , italian , irish .
LABEL(S) : the golden boy , the lothario , the jock .
TROPE(S) : chick magnet , hormone-addled teenager , unwitting pawn , upper class twit ,
OCCUPATION : college student & collegiate football player & full time frat bro .
FRAT : beta lambada mu .
MAJOR : environmental science .
POS : charming , charismatic , brave , athetic , dedicated , eco-friendly , high-moral compass , book smart , kind , energetic , optimistic , loyal ( most of the time ) , respectful , well-rounded , level-headed , ambitious , debonair , life of the paty .
NEG : compulsive , easily-influenced , dimwitted , hypersexualized , problematic , addictive , rebellious , bemused , defensive , clingy , hopeless-romatic , overly-competitive , envious .
INSP : nate archibald ( gossip girl )
// » PAST :
warner was born & raised in the city that never sleeps and is the product of evangeline moretti-vandergeld , an intelligent american-italian socialite turned environmental politician , and captain william vandergeld , a former navy captain , and now a shareholder in some boring fortune 500 company that allowed his wife and son to live an affluent , and privileged life . his mother however , was the real deal , often using their sum of wealth to donate to multiple charities , organizations , etc, she was dedicated to keeping new york city ( and all who lived there ) clean and safe , and she instilled those same values onto her son.
some people are born lucky , and others , lucky to be born . warner was the first option . his childhood was nothing short of happiness , and happiest days were with his mother , for as long as he could remember , any happy moment in his childhood was faded right into her.
things took a drastic change his freshman year of ( private obvy lmao ) high-school . warner’s mother was diagnosed with breast cancer , and little to his knowledge , it wasn’t looking pretty from the start . she was frequently in and out of the hospital for a few months at a time and it was not looking good on any fronts . one day when she went to the hospital it seemed like she never left , maybe she didn’t , those days were a blur for warner to be honest . watching his mother lose life , every single day was not a task he was up for .
by then it was just warner and his father , they were all they had in the big city . ( when he wasn’t always away on business ) warner grew up in that big luxy town house all by himself , with the company of loyal maids , chefs , and nannies of course . but in high school , the more he really submerged himself into it , it was a crazy world & he loved it . whilst getting demands from his father in tokyo to attend those boring sailing classes , warner instead headed out to their beach house in the hamptons for an early 20 rager .
warner undoubtedly knew the power he possessed , big man on campus type & it felt good , until about towards the end of his junior year he was honestly all partied out , but of course reputation is everything , in order to keep up thats when he picked up the real ugly habits , that were of course fun . smoking numerous amounts of marijuana , various girls in - and - out every other day was a feeling like no other , he knew it was wrong , he knew his mom would be ashamed , him doing all these things and not carrying on her legacy in some way . but he couldn’t help himself in a all honesty , and no doubt some of that transitioned over in college .
// » AES :
lost weekends partying , chicken wings & french fries , air jordan 1′s , gucci guilty cologne , friday night lights , clouds of smoke & red eyes , diamond encrusted jewelry glistening under bright lights in a dark room , nike sweatsuits , game winning moves , new york city at night , hamptons in the summer , spring break in miami , impulsive decisions .
// » TL;DR :
( and some stuff i probably missed oops ) warner is a conflicted mama’s boy who knows half the shit he does is wrong but can’t stop . after his mothers passing he had an absent father who seemed to always be away on business , only in town for a month or two , missing his sons’ multiple feats to keep himself distracted from the fact that his wife was no longer with them. created immense daddy issues for warner , especially since he was a standout football star & 2x stage champ in high school , and is currently playing collegiality for the irish , with dreams of making it in the nfl cause screw his dad he don’t wanna go 2 the navy , or work for dat company # not gonna happen . warner took great advantage of wealth & his fathers absence , but he’s lowkey partied out in college , or so he likes to say but he fakes it ‘till he makes it bc he doesn’t his brothers to think he’s lame . HE’S LIVING FOR EVERYBODY BUT HIM BASICALLY .
// » HEADCANONS :
warner is on a football scholarship majoring in environmental science bc although he most likely won’t do shit w/ da degree its for mommy .
he can EASILY be manipulated or taken advantage of , he’s book smart but lowkey dumber than a fucking box of rocks
immastonerbyyoungthug.mp3 . occasionally , but , more so than that ? he always manages to flush out his system in time if needed be , but he loves 2 roll up # stress relief
a BEAST on that field ( student athlete meme here )
has all the canon gray tattoos bc fuck what dad thinks . he wears a solid 16 inch gold chain , and another of the same length with his moms’ name on it , never fucking takes it off , showers with it cause he can .
ok ........ he rich , but like not i can do whatever i want rich ??? he may not ever have to work a day in his life , but he don’t got the pull u think he does w/ his dumb ass u probably couldn’t even tell he’s got money with his minimalist fashion sense .
he has a higher moral compass than most of his frat bros , but the stupid shit he does , u most likely won’t even be able to tell , he’s definitely a serial romeo and a heartbreaker , one compliment ? he’s ready to drop his pants & fall in love w/ u .
HE DUMB , but like he can talk his way into & out of anything , most of the time , batting those big brown eyes & a million dollar smile has saved his ass on multiple occasions .
// » WANTED CONNECTIONS :
EX-GIRLFRIEND : i’m thinking his first & only “ serious “ relationship while in college . were going pretty steady until he cheated on her ( hmm wc on who he cheated on her w/ ?? ) , she never found out but that guilt ate warner TF UP so he cut things off with her via text message and blocked her number , ignores her any chance he gets ‘till this day , cause he doesn’t have any balls and cannot face his fears .
FRAT BROS : lowkey what i’m MOST excited for asdfgh like whoever is in beta lambada mu hit me the fuck UP so we can discuss dynamics , roomates , allat .
FOOTBALL TEAM : same for above , he’s lowkey cocky & got sly comments when he’s on the field , he constantly humbles himself but can’t helps it , he is hot shit and he knows it , how does his team feel ab that ?? w/ his defensive ass !
GOOD-LUCK CHARM : prolly a girl ( bonus points if a cheerleader ??? im not picky tho i promise if ur muse don’t shake poms idc ) it happened out the blue , they screamed his name while the team was walking out for a game , and she called that he’d get 3 td’s and thats exactly what he did now they joke ab it and shit ( maybe a goodluck kiss b4 games bc its warner lolol ) idk i came up wit it on the spot but i love it.
// » MISC :
i’m a dumbass & this got way longer than i expected but if u made it all the way thru ily .
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